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The Most Generic Cliche Isekai Ever(Hiatus)

Kikinori27
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I'm writing this to relax, purely for fun. Truck-Kun? Check Typical way to get to another world? Check Harem? Check Meeting Gods before reincarnation? Check Getting overpowered abilities? Check Throwing a bunch of other stuff in just for good measure? Check Yeah, the ingredients are here. Follow Nio as he gets ran over by truck-kun in a bit of an unconventional way, before he gets thrown into the typical isekai world, but it seems like there's a bit more going on than just a demon lord... What do you mean there's lots of demon lords? They serve 5 demon kings?! There's a frikin DEMON EMPEROR?! Wait... That's not all?! Follow as he tries to figure his way through a world way more full of disaster than it should be.
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: Typical Isekai Start

Looking outside through the window, an inflatable castle can be seen just sitting there right in front of the Bree high school building, in the school recess area, together with a bunch of stands all readying for the upcoming school festival. I was inside on the 5th floor just before the rooftop in class 12/D. It was my senior year, and I couldn't figure out why I haven't found any cute girls that could ignite my passion despite the fact that, I'm the kind of degenerate who would actually, try to assemble a harem in real life.

In terms of taste, I'm actually not that picky, though blond hair bores me, as I don't understand the appeal and why people love it so much, and personally if I had to choose redheads are way more interesting. That aside, I prefer thinner and more physically apt women, as well as glasses, there's just something about girls who wear glasses that, I can't quite explain but it awakens something in me.

Even so, I have not found myself attracted to any of the girls I've met so far, and I know it's not because I'm not attracted to women or anything like as I've tested, and I'm very much so attracted to women. I've even developed some crushes, but that was all online or for some celebrity, and I've never found interest in the girls I've met in person. Not even the class princesses or school idol types caught my attention, they at least felt cute or pleasant to look at, and I can't understand why.

Niovnir King Matsuya, a weird name, right? Well, that's what my parents decided for me. My father is a weeb/geek who loved both western comics and Japanese manga. You know, one of those people who had a hyper-cringe phase at some point. Honestly, none of that ever bothered me, what bothered me, was that both he and my mother were... Racial fetishists... Yeah, I know it's bad.

My father developed a weird thing for Japanese women through his enjoyment of manga, anime and research he claims to have made about the culture, though I have to admit that he's well adjusted and can even speak actually decent Japanese, so I guess he did try... while my mother seemed to have fetishized black man through the stereotypes... And apparently doujins... I know, I know, I'm aware it's bad. Aside from that, she learned proper English, and even learned dad's native language and some other things I have no clue about. So even if their start was not the best, and the fact they both underwent surgery to fit each other fantasies better is concerning, but I can assure that it's at heart a lovely relationship of two caring parents... Please don't burst my bubble, I like it this way.

Dad is Afro-American and mom's full-blood Japanese, they work well together and do their best to raise me despite... Their hobbies being a bit out of line... Very out of line... At the end of the day they love me and provide everything I need and a lot of what I want, so I can't complain too much.

I'm a decent student and don't have much that can be said about me, aside he's about average. I don't have any friends in my current class and just spend most of my time outside classes thinking to myself. At home, I would mostly read manga, novels, and such as well as watch anime... And a lot of hentai... Way too much hentai.

Despite my life being normal, I wanted nothing more than to be isekaied to another world with overpowered abilities and get a harem of beauties.

As I was having delusional thoughts, below us a shining circle appeared out of nowhere on the floor... Could it be a summoning circle?! Holy shit! It's happening! I got to stay calm! HELL YEAH!.... Ok, maybe that was a bit much.

Everything was getting covered in the light and just as I thought my stupid dream was going to come true, I heard the sound of an engine and before I knew it, there was a truck flying toward the school building. Just before the light could take me, I who was nearest to the windows was ran over by a flying truck inside my 5th-floor classroom. What the fuck?! How?!

***

In an instant, I was no longer in my classroom and was instead in the infamous white realm of reincarnation! This is usually where the protagonist either gets a cheat on their or just meets a God that gives them one or something like that.

"Welcome mortal, you were sent here by the Isekai God, Truck-kun, after praying to him for 5 years in a row every day before sleep, you were given your chance." As if to prove me right, a woman completely dressed in black, and red with a terrifying aura despite being a beauty appeared right before me, then proceeded to expose my cringe behavior...

"Hum... I'm sorry to ask, but who are you?" I couldn't help but ask.

"Oh yeah, I'm Ysshtrirvertbrana zissgrabotyargma Fricobenarpoki, one of the two most powerful beings in the universe, the Goddess of Sin and Chaos. Though I imagine it might be easier for you to just call me Yuzifina, or just Yuyu." Yuyu introduced herself.

"Wow... Wow... Huh? Why am I here then?" I decided to move the conversation along.

"Because I need help, so I asked Truck-kun my most trusted friend to send me one of his famed isekai heroes, as you have great potential and the protection of the universe." Yuyu clarified.

"What exactly do you need help with?" I didn't bother asking about Truck-kun as I felt like that would lead to an unnecessary conversation.

"As you can probably imagine, as one of the two most people beings in the universe, I hardly ever face mishaps, but lately my sister the Goddess of Order and virtues, the other being standing above the universe with me, has gotten ahead of me and managed to drive me into a corner, heavily damaging my celestial core and avatar, so with not much more I can so in my state I asked my trusted friend to send me a sustainable mortal vessel in which I can hide and heal." Yuyu explained.

"Why don't you just stay here hiding?" I got curious and asked.

"Because I can't maintain such a place for too much longer in my current state. As I've already used most of the power I had left to prepare everything to make sure you survive for long enough for me to resurface." Yuyu made it clear.

"Wait, why hide in a mortal? There are certainly better places, no?" My questioning continued.

"If it were anyone else, yes, but my sister is not easily fooled and would eventually find me... Unless, I use her weakness against her, as a being of Order and virtue she always abides by the rules she herself set up, and one of those states that she will not meddle with mortal affairs or mortals in general, so long as it's not 100% necessary. Meaning, unless something threatens to exterminate all mortals and they have no hope, she will come in. Otherwise, she will stay out of it." Yuyu smiled showing her sharp shark-like teeth as victory could be perceived in her smug manner.

"You seem to have all planned, but what happens to me from now on?" I asked.

"Oh, you'll gain great power and get reincarnated into the world of Krumonit. A different one from earth. It's what you humans call a typical sword and magic fantasy world. Oh, and don't worry, you'll be more than powerful enough to live a carefree life if you don't waste the powers, I'll give you." Yuyu replied.

"Ok, I'm in! Just do it!" I was completely convinced.

"Great, I *cough!* *cough!*... Ok, I better hurry up!" Yuyu began compressing herself into a sphere of red and black, before coming towards and disappearing into my chest.

***

Just like that, the white space began collapsing and before I knew it, my surroundings had changed into a fully dark space... Was I in the famed void?!

"Young mortal soul, it must be fate that we have met. You were able to journey to a place no other mortal had ever reached before, welcome to my domain. Where your journey as a hero to be remembered for eons will begin." Just like last time, as if to prove me right, a woman equally as stunning as Yuyu appeared before me. Her light illuminated the darkness with her blue and white clothing making a very interesting contrast.

".... What's going on?" I was legitimately confused, wasn't I supposed to be reincarnated by now?

"Oh yes, you must be confused young hero, my apologies. I'm Nirthgomaniusami Estermanopolime Fricobenarpoki, the Goddess of Order and Virtue, though you can call me Niefitma or Nemi. The fact that you were brought here, means you were chosen to be the hero of Krumonit. As such, I will share my blessing with you and ensure you have the tools to survive the trials that await you, and so long as you use them correctly, you will succeed. I would like to tell you more, but unfortunately, your mortal soul can only handle so much and I must do it now. Later on, when you are ready, more will be revealed to you." Nemi told me, before just like Yuyu turning herself into a compressed sphere and entering my... Stomach?

***

Having no time to dwell on that, my surroundings once again change into more of a galaxy spatial area with multiple galaxies and stars visible on the horizon. It was absolutely dazzling! What is this place?!

"Hohoho! Young believer! We finally meet, and I have a few things to explain to you." As if to answer my question a gargantuan mecha appeared out of thin air with a face that somewhat resembled a certain blue and red mechanical being. Not only that, but it also covered in what seemed to be some sort of greenish cosmical energy that it was using as a cape.

"Are you..." I wondered.

"Yes! It is I! Truck-Kun! Hohoho!" My insides and everything around trembled as it laughed.

"As you are aware by now, Yuyu and Nemi were the beings standing above all the universe, but what you did not know was that I helped raise both... I cannot get into detail due to vows of the past, though I can tell you that seeing them have to tear each other apart because of the cruelty of being bound to be opposing forces... The law of reality compelled them and it could not be denied, so I lied to those I helped raised like my own children... Now, they both reside in you... More precisely your two mortal cores." Truck-kun pointed at me as he talked.

"So... You did this for them? But why me? How do you know you can trust me?" I inquired.

"Of course! It was because you are my most dedicated devotee! Even making a shrine to me and praying every night though most see me as nothing more than a joke, you believed and for that, you deserve a chance. Plus, if you are to ever harm the girls on purpose! I TRUCK-KUN SHALL EMERGE TO PERSONALLY SMITE YOU!" The aura around Truck-Kun completely changed as I felt l was looking at an eldrich abomination instead! I almost shat myself there...

"Hohoho! Fear not, I have observed you and truly believe things will be fine. You don't have to worry about the celestial side of things either, as I alone am enough to keep things in order. Eventually, the girls will have to come back, but until then all I ask of you my dear, devotee is that you take care of them for me! Oh, and as a present, you can have my blessing and are now the first and only apostle of the God of Isekai! I TRUCK-KUN!" Truck-Kun smiled like an old man entrusting his grandchildren to the world.

"So... I'm going to Krumonit, now?" I throw one last question out.

"Precisely. Hohoho! You will soon be reincarnated... I must apologize for separating you from your family, but I can guarantee you they will find the beat lives they could wish once they manage to move on. As a token of apology, I will allow you to decide how you will be in your new life, through a process akin to character creation found in earthling video games. Good luck! Young Devotee and once again I'm sorry, I hope you can find happiness in this new life. Anyhow, we must now part ways... It was a pleasure to finally meet you Nio!" Truck-Kun said goodbye.

Just like before my surroundings changed in an instant, as I now found myself in a greyish space similar to the white space, with nothing but a featureless white mannequin.

"I guess it's time to create my character!" I shouted in excitement.