waking up to a dark room you'd think oh wonder how early I woke up and then move and notice that as if by command a slurry of memories were appearing and they painted a horrible picture.
he. was. harry. fucking. potter.
My new memories showed me that I was just 11 and I was going to finally get my hogwarts letter or so I hoped. moving onto my back I couldn't help but think of how fucked I was, I had 2 dark lords gunning for my death and here I was stuck in a cupboard waiting for my overlords to open the door and let me leave.*sigh* "LET ME OUT I'M NO SLAVE THE FUCK" harry screams and kicks the cupboard door.
"BOY WHAT'S ALL THAT RUCKUS DOWN THERE " VERNON screams *BOOM BOOM*
-pov vernon-
while heading downstairs he really couldn't believe what that devils spawn did this time. it dared to scream in the middle of the night screaming profanities only devil spawns would say.
*swings door cupboard door open*
"LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE DEVIL I WON'T HAVE YOU RUINING MY NIGHT WITH ALL THIS SCREAMING YOU HEAR?! IF YOU WANT OUT YOU'LL GET OUT, *grabbing the devil spawns arm* HOW DARE YOU START SCREAMING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT *Opens the front door* you want out?! HAVE IT *slams door*
-pov harry-
what. the. fuck.
wait I gotta get out of here before that bitch from across the street calls dear dumbles and throws me back.
"TO FREEDOM"harry screams to the sky *distant screaming*
oops I should be quite, the best place to go from here would be...wait "potter elves to me"[harry] *nothing*
... nothing? that sucks... heading down the street walking on auto pilot I end up at school which had a very nice thick forest for a child to hide in. entering the forest was easy but the hard part was that it was the middle of the night he was tired and god damn it is it dark.
eh? achievements? wait I got a system? "system, status?" as soon as harry said status a new screen appeared. NAME:( HARRY J POTTER) BODY:(EXPERIMENTAL MAGI)() SOUL:ERROR PASSIVES:(FOREST AURA) ACTIVES: MISCELLANEOUS:> HE HAD A SYSTEM! reading the status he noticed the nature aura which he supposedly won from a achievement....is this A achievements system? okay I got a achievement system that gives me rewards for achieving things I guess. "system can you give me the descriptions of the rewards?" he really had to ask. <(FOREST AURA):you exude a forest aura, you never lose your way in forests, forest dwelling creatures will find you nice, you smell like trees.(pretty weak but what you expect, all you did was enter a forest)). (MUSIC LIBRARY):all music from your past life is here and ready to be listened to.can be controlled to allow others to listen to the music or just you.(want to start a party but your wizard friends want to put up the weird sisters again? NOT ANYMORE show them the future of music, THE FUTURE IS NOW)> eh... that's kinda boring... like I know where the exit to the forest is but that's it. looking around he finds a small cave to sleep in.it seemed to have been used before since it had a small bed of leaves and a old fire. laying down he remembers something that should have been obvious. "any free house elves..?"alex thought he could atleast try again. as soon as he said it there was a pop right in front of me, there appeared a small...yep he's ugly. a ugly small house elf. "hello?"harry asks the small house elf. "sir small forest child speaking to minpsy, what does small forest child need from minpsy?"minpsy rapid asks. "can you become my house elf?"harry asks the smoll elf. if this didnt work then he'd have to make his way all the way to diagon alley. "YES minpsy be good house elf..."minpsy couldnt believe she finally got a master after her last one accidentally gifted her a old napkin(1) "how do we do this? do you need blood or something?"harry could give the small elf some blood and gain a possible op servant. "minpsy already masters house elf. HOORAY MINPSY HAS A MASTER AGAIN."minpsy starts swinging around dancing. she'd been a free elf for oh so long she couldnt believe she'd have a master again.oh the horror of being free. ... hmm? whats the MASTERS WHIP? wait don't tell me its one of those bdsm whips. <(MASTERS WHIP):whip for whipping needs, causes mixture of pain and pleasure(togglable), can cause masochism with continued use and very stylish.> I feel attacked all i did was get a house elf and this system is treating me as some having some domination kink the fuck. "minpsy can you teleport with me? or what wizards call apparition?"harry really wanted to get out of here, if he could get into the magical world he could head towards gringotts he will be able to check fanfic ideas and might get a a achievement. who knows. "master can't handle apparition,master to young for it.."minpsy failed her first ever task, her new master might free her again, OH NO!. *feints* "minpsy? MINPSY! oh come on I get a free way out of here and it feints just just my luck...""harry couldn't belive his luck...or bad luck, grabbing the small elf her puts her down onto the bed. (SURVIVE THE UNSURVIVABLE) (NOBLE BIRTH) (FIRST MAGIC) ---------------------- (1)house elf magic works on intentions. if you intend to give a house elf clothes to wash then they aren't released. if you give them clothes while giving owner ship of it to the elf then it will be free. ... NAME:( HARRY J POTTER) BODY:(EXPERIMENTAL MAGI) SOUL:ERROR PASSIVES:(FOREST AURA) ACTIVES: MISCELLANEOUS:(MASTERS WHIP)(MUSIC LIBRARY) >