--(ETIQUETTE AND BODY CHANGES)--
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"young master need not worry all left over food be eaten by us house elves and any thats leftover is converted into fertilizer for the castle gardens." limpy says informatively.
'the fuck i got a garden? fuck i gotta check this bitch out.' i think while grabbing some forks to eat.
not noticing the disapproving look limpy sent his way.
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finishing the breakfast i ask limpy for directions towards the library, gaining my answer i head towards there.
entering the stupidly huge library i couldnt help but exclaim. "THE FUCK IS THIS."
it was Huge like capital H, Huge. 'luckily this bitch has a index, the fuck people making things this big.' quickly finding the map sections i look at it and find the huge potter castle being a huge building of 5 floors and what would probably be 4 miles wide. [1]
keeping the map inside my inventory for future use i leave the library and start heating towards my bed to finish my gaining of a killer bod... literally.
'first system i think i saw it say i had 2 gachas can i roll them now?'
'yes bro that's why I fucking asked.' I roll my eyes, 'this system either had a advanced AI at times or had the basics of basics at other times the fuck.'
TRON 5TH GENERATION LIGHT CYCLE: a bike made in a digital world to race and battle other people. GENERATION X828 TABLET: a tablet made in the year 3000 loaded with music from past and future... it also has a powerful AI drawing tool that allows you to take a picture of someone and deep fake them into doing anything... and I mean anything, with state of the art AI mapping it's able to accurately remake any hidden body part and recreating there voice if recorded for 1 minute. very long lasting battery that with 1 charge will last you till 50 years in the future.> reading the new message from the system I freeze mid step. "THE FUCK." I yell out loud surprised. 'shit, but for real what the fuck this isn't the most powerful thing I could get but this is a literal wet dream for perverts and politicians for blackmailing.' thinking of all the uses this had for pretty much anyone I couldn't help but shudder. taking out the castles map I quickly find the direction of my room and run. ...small skip :p ... Entering what I guessed was my room I bring up my system as soon as i got ontop of my bed. 'system start my body change or whatever that is.' BEWARE MAJOR BODY CHANGES IMPENDING DO YOU WISH TO PROCEED? YOU'LL BE FORCED UNCONSCIOUS IF YOU PROCEED, YOU MAY DELAY THE BODY CHANGES FOR 2 DAYS. DO YOU WISH TO PROCEED? YES/NO> "fuck to the yes." I tell the system 'don't know what my small body will gain from this but better be worth it.' as if a spell was cast I fall into a deep sleep. ... 3 hours later... waking up I notice a few things... 'fuck man my eyesight is fucking 20/20 vision now holy shit and I feel like I have a hella lot of energy now.' Standing up I feel my body be unnaturally light 'I can stand on a rotting tree and not break it holy shit no wonder assasin rarely if ever broke things they stood on... or probably game mechanics.' *POP* "master be awake! young master be needing to head to the training hall lumpy be saying you've not finished the potter etiquette training! very bad young master." grabbing me she teleports right into what I'd guess would be the training hall. 'fuck she could teleport me to places?! why'd she not do that before?!' "young master be here!" limpy yells enthusiastically. "oh yes I'm here and ready to mingle now who's my... etiquette? teacher because I am 100% sure I don't need this." I yell at the hopefully not empty hall. "oh but you do child... and very much I must say..." comes a very alluring voice from the wall. and that's how my nightmare began before I could respond sarcastically towards whoever spoke I turn and find myself seeing the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen... inside a paintimg. 'fuck weren't medieval people supposed to be all ugly... the fuck is this then.' infront of me sitting in what would be the literal definition of ladylike... with a honest to god sex appeal that would put professional porn actresses to shame. "cool a talking painting... who are you?" I ask the sex goddess in front of me. "TALKING PAINTING?! BY THE GODS I AM NO SIMPLE TALKING PAINTING! *cough* I am sorry for the unlady like display but I am what is known as a etiquette teacher I've been loaded with the best of the best etiquette anyone has had for the potter heirs to come put there heads imside myself and learn all they can learn in the matter of a few hours honestly I'm better then that expensive tramp the pensieve for I actually do something productive." I listen to the painting toot her own horn. "okay so your not a simple painting and I obviously should be grateful that your here to teach me." I tell her sarcastically. "oh finally a potter heir that's smart... come come child I'll teach you all I can." She motions me as if to dip my head right inside her pussy... 'fuck man she's either doing this on purpose or some pervert really made it so you had to dip your head inside there for it to work.' Deciding that I shouldn't honestly care I dip my head right in. ..... 3 hours later..... leaving the painting I find Charlotte potter (found out during my 'training.) sleeping away. 'fuck I thought she'd just be eyecandy but fuck is she a slave driver.' inside the painting memories of how etiquette worked was literally drilled inside my head and Charlotte forced me to practice with her. taking out my new tablet I take a picture. 'for when I start my puberty.' I tell myself. putting it away I leave the room and go outside seeing as the sun's still out I decide to quickly get some lunch. and head outside. taking out my map I quickly run towards the dining hall and quickly eat. leaving the dining hall I head towards what the map says was the 'Quidditch field'. --- [1] dunno if this is big for a castle or not just think of this castle as big.