(in the Dirty unholy devil looking black plains of the Backwater Village in the Backwater plane of existence at the farthest most cornerous area of the the Poverty Stricken island that was the size of Africa just cos in the middle of the black sea of death that was full of whales that were of rank 3 strength therefore nobody could leave the island. A women was screaming cos that's what women do in childbirth)

She was currently laid upon a once white sheet. (No prizes for guessing what colour it is now) A priest of the Motherhood church of birthing school for witchcraft and tomfoolery, looked on solemnly in the distance praying for the birth to end soon because he had better things to do elsewhere.

"You must push Lady" He hurriedly hurried her to just get on with it.

The women who the author has yet to think of a name for continued to scream in anguish at the person coming out of her. If she could think clearly or the priest was paying attention they would have heard Doom Meathook OST sounding from her (Cough) Area. which would usually alarm someone but alas no one was paying any attention.

The foreign sounds Suddenly abruptly immediately spontaneously heaven defyingly stopped abruptly in the name of the law. As a hand reached out of the unmentionable area and gripped the region unsanitaryly to the side of the unmentionable area and used his 1.7 points of strength to rip and tear himself out of the pit of degenerates.

He had escaped. By himself. Climbed out.

The priest noticing the babe had appeared decided to leave and inform the family members of its arrival, and that as per usual with this kind off thing the mother was most likely going to die, unless they got help from the Motherhood church of birthing school for witchcraft and tomfoolery, which he of course was a low ranking member and could save the mother. but he had already forgotten that fact and had even forgot to inform the family members. choosing instead to go straight to the pub.

Hours later the Father and the cute elder sister who was yet to be taken hostage and ransomed. Walked warily into the birth room to find the women decapitated and the child on the stone cold floor made off stone.

The father ignored the corpse off his dead wife cos this type of thing was natural, and he immediately picked his sleepy sleeping son off the warm wooden stone.

"He must have climbed out of his mother by himself" Proclaimed The man who raised the child into the air.

Meanwhile The little girl screamed for her mother to come back and not leave her with her abusive father.

Meanwhile the Baby opened its eyes and spoke its first words.

"This mortal form is limiting"

Immense