Okay, it's Saturday, and the weather is great even though it isn't yet sunny because it is just 8 AM, or 8:30 AM to be exact. I got in the shower, took my bath, and put on my topless basketball jersey and shorts to show off my muscles and look cool.
I also made sure to wash my bicycle on Friday. Right now, I'm looking in the mirror and telling myself, "Yup, you look good John," while holding a cologne.
I told myself, feeling tricked, "How do you use this damn thing, also it's small."
"Oh well," I said, smashing the bottle with a little hammer before soaking a ball of cotton wool in the solution and applying it to my body. I grabbed my perfume and sprayed it all over, including my intimate area, just in case. I grabbed my dental floss and used it to clean my teeth in case of any possible stains. I spent more than thirty minutes in front of the mirror.
My wristwatch chimed "Ding ding" alerting me that it was 9:00 AM.
I packed lots of breath mints into my pockets and raced out of the room. When my mother inquired about my whereabouts because I had refused to eat, I lied and told her that I was going to visit my friends.
I hopped on my bicycle and pedaled over to the field. I arrived on schedule maybe just a few minutes late and waited there for almost an hour in the heat. I finally gave up because staying any longer might result in me being fried like a fish. Feeling defeated and foolish for thinking she would show up, I got on my bicycle and prepared to ride off dejectedly when I overheard a familiar voice.
I recognized that adorable voice that makes my heart race, "Dayum," even if I did not turn around. I almost had a heart attack when precious remarked, "Hey, I hope I wasn't late." She had a lovely grin that complemented her stunning appearance and stunning clothing. 'I know we agreed to meet at 9, but you just showed up at 10: what's up with that?' Those were my original thoughts, but when I saw her smile, my thoughts changed immediately and I replied to her, "No, you're not late; in fact, I just arrived." She then said, "Okay, let's get started."
That was how our date began.