I booked a plane ticket to America to watch a UFC match for the Champions belt between Rael Is and Grave. Robber. Taker, I have always loved martial art from a young age, since I was 4 years old I started reading one book about the basics of martial arts from the stances to the forms, and since that time I have only read more and more books, at the moments I know all types of martial arts from basics to advanced but I only missed the practical part of them. Unfortunately, I cannot use these techniques for myself as I am weaker than sticks.
During the flight to America, I had a meal that made me get a little sick in the stomach, but as the flight went on I started to feel more and more sick, then had to use the restroom, I went inside and checked for people coming towards me before locking the door which is something that most don't have to do in a plane flight but the stomach ache was awful and made me have diarrhea.
As I started, outside people were talking,
"What's that smell?" and "Who's in the restroom?"
But once I was done I decided to flush the toilet while sitting for less effort. Which was the worst mistake I've ever made. I should have stood up, as toilets in planes sucked things inwards, Sadly my body was blocking this path, and then, quite quickly (thankfully) it slurped my intestines out which made me die from internal bleeding.
At the age of 20, I Sijbren Heuver
I died on the airplane toilet, which is the most humiliating death that could have happened to me. I probably became a joke after my death on the toilet, but when I died there was a woman staring at me, in a large blank white room. She said to me,
"What a humiliating experience, I think that's the worst way of dying that I've seen in a while" while trying to hide her laughter.
I retorted back "What's so funny, huh?"
"You are going to be reincarnated, so good luck" she said while smirking. I know she was probably thinking of my death as a joke. But now after all that I am an octopus. I don't get it. What more humiliating could it be for me, dying in the toilet or being reborn or something like that as an octopus? This sucks. It's weird.
But most of the time in books I've read it's a truck that kills the main character, not a toilet seat! in a plane! Got to stay calm after that to keep myself under control. I don't want to go insane from this, but how can I stand becoming an octopus? I don't even know the language they speak? Wait, weren't octopuses smart or something? 140 IQ! How did I remember that? Do I get their IQ? Maybe…
Blink* (sound effects blub)
HahahaHAHaha!! Holy shit that scared me, could this be a holographic square? just joking around, got to stay sane :D. A menu? (The thing that spooked him). It says,
Welcome newcomer, you are: Immortal mimic number.437,887 you are the 437,887Th child of the mimic octopus and the immortal jellyfish family. From this, you get the abilities to shape-shift and pseudo immortality in which you become younger when you are harmed or stressed. Apart from that, you get your first and only ability called Level one reincarnation, for more information just say…
"Ohh I know I am a loser, only the main character gets killed by a truck. Oh wait, what does it say in the end? Menu?"
Blink* (sound effects blub)
AHHhahHahha!! Holy shit that spooked me again, The menu as soon as it was thought of had instantly appeared in front of his mind. However, this is very cool. It is just like those mangas. There are 5 options that I can choose from on the menu.
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Octagram (octopus version of Instabook)
Octodex ( family tree )
(alive family members:62,085,428,422,199)
Why is 'octodex' blinking, but is that an octopus version of Instabook!?!?