(Nov 20)
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Zach :
"Hey, Ana! Did you miss me?"
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Unknown :
"Ugh crap! I knew I forgot something."
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Zach :
"..."
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Unknown :
"So you fainted from the excitement of getting a response from me? Great. great. That's totally understandable. Alright, call back when you're conscious"
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Zach :
"Since you're not here, I'm rolling my eyes right now. But wait... Uh. You're not Eshana."
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Unknown :
"And you've got an awesome observation skill there. I've to say I'm impressed, my boy *cough*...*cough*..."
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Zach :
"First thing, you sound like a crying frog that got its voice cracked up. Secondly, who the hell are you?!"
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Unknown :
"I don't sound like a crying frog, you twat! I'm the most beautiful sarcastic queen! I-"
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Eshana :
"Ridha! Did you pick up the call? Who was it?"
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Ridha (Unknown) :
"Yeah Eshu! It was that stupid mutual fund asking if you'd like to invest. If you do, then they'll give you back double with profit... "
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".... After you die. I mean why the hell do we need money after we die? So I asked them to give me money first and I'll invest later. They hung up"
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Zach :
".....hahaha.."
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Eshana :
"Ohh wow. Good one Ri! I'll have a shower and be back"
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Ridha :
"'Kay boo!"
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Zach :
"Soo... Are you her sister?"
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Ridha :
"Sister from another mother"
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Zach :
"OH! Now I get it. Soo.."
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Ridha :
"Soo..?"
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Zach :
"So about some mutual funds, you made that up? Cause that cracked me up lmao! "
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Ridha :
"Nah. I got that call before yours. So yeah"
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Zach :
*chuckles*
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Ridha :
"Yeah! laugh all you want. Now tell me, do you like Eshu?"
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Zach :
"Ahem. W-what? Do you mean like? Or like-like kind of a like?"
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Ridha :
"I meant like-like kind of a like, not just like kind of a like"
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Zach :
"Ooh. I don't like-like like her. I mean not that.... Um.. I-I..."
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Ridha :
"Yeah, I got it. You don't like her. So since you're her friend, are you okay with me sending a wedding invitation of her and Ryan Mehra-"
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Zach :
"WTF! No! They aren't marrying, are they? No! He's not good for her! I'm sure he forced her! I'm gonna kill hi-"
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Ridha :
"Hahaha! *cough*cough* Ahem!
...Omg! It's hard to laugh without making a sound! So see? Anyway, I'm going to ask you again. Do you like Eshu?"
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Zach :
"Uh...um... Okay! Fine! yeah, I freaking like her a lot, okay? Now, what am I going to do about that?! We are miles apart! How can this even work?"
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Ridha :
"Oh, duffer! If you keep having thoughts about how far you guys are, it'll definitely not work! Look. I shouldn't say this since I promised her but she likes you too, okay? I guess it's more than just a like and no matter how much of a stupid, jerk, ass hole you are.... I'll support you both.
Oml! My kid is growing up! Waaaaawa!"
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Zach :
"Wow! You both are really good friends and I'm not a jerk or whatever you mentioned. I'm the most handsome guy, after my brother! Anyway, I'll plan on how to meet up and you gotta help me with this one. I want to surprise her. So, thank you so much Ridha for this."
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Ridha :
"Aww boo! It's alright. But if you hurt my baby girl, I'll throw you a tight punch on your face, chop you into tiny little pieces, prepare soup with it and feed it to street dogs. Okay bye-"
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Zach :
"Hey! I'd never hurt her! Ever. So, can I talk to Esh-"
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*beep*beep*
"-ana? Uh. I guess not. Ugghhh! "