(Nov 1)
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[ Stalker is calling
Call received ]
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Angel :
"H-hello?"
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Stalker :
"Hey! Did you honestly murder someone and the cops are searching for you?"
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Angel :
"What? No. Why do you ask that? I haven't done anything!"
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Stalker :
"Uh-huh, I knew it! But then why are you whispering?"
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Angel :
"Ayo! If my parents find out that I'm talking to you, they will confiscate my phone!"
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Stalker :
"Ayo? Haha... and why? I'm not an 80-year-old creep who stalks girls!"
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Angel :
"Well...duh!"
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Stalker :
"So, you don't believe me, do you? Should I send you a pic of my hot body?"
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Angel :
"Wha-! Eww! No, don't! Don't you dare!"
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Stalker :
"Jeez, I'm kidding angel. Since you can't see me, I'm smirking right now"
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Angel :
"And I'm rolling my eyes"
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Stalker :
"Roll once more and you'll be able to see your brains in there, Angel"
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Angel :
"And that's not a bad thing. At least I have one though. Bye!"
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Stalker :
"HEY! Y-"
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*beep*beep*
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"-you're a meanie! And she freaking hung up on me!"