What do you see or hear first after waking up? Ceiling in your room? Pillow? Maybe the face of someone you're in love(If you're a lucky bustard)?
Jonathan Wilson Vic a member of middle class family,his grandmother is old fashioned Irish catholic and his grandfather is Soviet Union soldier. His father is American man,whose family has their family tree from Scandinavian vikings, some members from his side of family told little John, that they were Odin's descendants. Pretty unusual composition for the family in American outback. John used to wake up, watching at the thick wooden balks of his grandpa's barn and hearing the swarming sound of farm animals. Ordinary morning for John became the shocking discovery for Yamaguti Todjiro.
- What a good dream. What kind of American schoolboy am I ? I'm just a retired yakuza member. Living in the old flat on Tokyo outskirts,no wife,no children. Owning the small bar and working as barman at nights.
- And… well,stop that's not it.
- I was sitting with my laptop in my room, new episode of my favorite soap opera was just released. Before watching, I had cooked noodles , prepared a pack of chips on the table with a bottle of cola.
- My name is Art… Ale… Ano… Can't remember…
- What the hell ? From there do I have this memories of old gangster and American schoolboy from country of anime waifus & rising sun and the nation of Uncle Sam with all-might green values.
- But my head is foggy,remembering only anime,manga,novels, movies about super heroes, cartoons and serials.
- What am I doing here and there is that "here"?What's my name? Who are my parents, am I an orphan? Or vice versa I'm from a very wealthy full family. Do I have a girlfriend? In that case she must be beautiful, hmmm-hmmm-hmmmmmm.
- My head hurts, filling like I got drunk, had some fight and got drunk again. Those guys probably had beaten me on the head and maybe by their legs, shit…
- Which set of memories is mine? And mine is… whose? My that someone's on A, or that dude from yakuza or the one from little Jonathan?
- Don't know, well it's not important, judging by memories of mister "A",I'm was fucking reincarnated. Isekai. Without Track-kun Or saving millions of people. Normal guy 20+ aged on the clear spot I was reincarnated and there we are,all three of us in the one skullcap!
- Who is the main personality in this pot of schizophrenia? That is truly me, because it's my monologue we are leading dear readers.
Sudden ringing if my ears and headache. Paper letter lands on the main hero face.
[Please be kind, DO NOT break the fourth wall. DO NOT make cringe scenes without reason. With respect and warning, general Rob Kenobi. ]
- Кhaaa holly peace of pie, it freaking hurts.
After moments of punishment far harmless joke, mister "A" had begun remembering the talk between him and some bearded man. The was something about luck, random choice, wishes and reincarnation.
- Let's begin from the beginning,as someone says. Remember that I was watching something on my computer, closed my eyes ant then opened them again I already wasn't in my room. Darkness and stars all around me, plus general Rob Kenobi straight in front of me.
Master Kenobi told me, that it was randomly chosen from all people who aren't satisfied with their lives ,as a candidate far reincarnation in multiverse.
- Amount of wishes ? It's very simple, I was given a six-sided cube with the appropriate markings and I threw out the number 4.
- - [ Well, so that Mr. A@&%# you are lucky and not very lucky, as a rule, the number 3 or 5 falls out, there are of course exceptions, in the form of losers with one or lucky sons of heaven with sixes. But you are one of the few who threw out a four or two. So you are a lucky son of a bitch among them.]
- General, tell me more about the opportunity that has fallen to me, please.
- [Here. ]
- RoB handed me a piece of paper, a beautifully designed contact with spaces in several places.
- = Rebirth Contract =
- This contract is a guarantee of the fulfillment of the obligations of the parties. The Supreme god @&@%#%&@, hereinafter referred as ROB, and the mortal A@&%#, hereinafter referred as the protagonist, sign this contract, committing themselves to fulfill the conditions contained therein. The Contract comes into effect immediately after signing.
- 1.1 Rob gives the protagonist -4- wishes to choose , excluding omnipotence, omniscience and omniscience.
- 1.2 Also the strength of Rob himself and too op abilities, skills, perks, passives and so on. Excluding them from the list of possible desires, but not prohibiting the acquisition of them in the further adventures of the protagonist. [Otherwise, it will be boring for both parties who signed this agreement.
- 1.3 Desires cannot contradict each other and/or be the forces of other people, gods, aliens, fictional or real.
- 2.1 The protagonist undertakes not to do unjustified evil and/or other actions discrediting the name of ROB.
- 2.2 RoB undertakes not to interfere or interfere with the protagonist in his adventures. Excluding the issuance of assignments and/or requests on a mutually voluntary basis.
- 2.3 Rewards and punishments must correspond to the complexity of the task, otherwise the task is considered invalid and can be changed or rejected at any time from the moment of acceptance.
- 2.4 The protagonist is forbidden to mention the existence of the contract.
- 3.1 Desires:
- - _____________ -
- - _____________ -
- - _____________ -
- - _____________ -
- 4.1 The protagonist has the right to customize his appearance, prehistory in the destination world and the beginner's starter pack.
- 4.2 RoB undertakes to provide the protagonist with a standard assistant system with functions: Inventory,Map,Status, Store. This system can be improved at the expense of desires.
- 5.1 If the protagonist or ROB refuses the conditions listed in the contact and/or violates them, the protagonist is sent to his original world with the erasure of memory and the withdrawal of all acquired abilities.
- Signature
- <______>
- <______>
- Well done, however.
- [Thank you. And so if everything is clear and there are no objections , let's proceed to wishes and signatures. ]
- I would like to clarify some things , is the choice of the world a desire?
- [No. ]
- Why me?
- [Luck.]
- What will happen to my body, relatives and close people from my world?
- - [Depends on your desires and yes, one of the desires is spent on this, if you do not want your existence to be erased from the memory of the world.]
- Cruel but fair.
- [Like my whole being. ]
- Why does such a contract and the possibility of reincarnation exist ?
- [Some of my children, those who are called random omnipotent beings in your world, picked up this idea in your culture and messed up with it many times. Therefore, I undertook to correct this incident and wrote a contract that is mandatory for everyone. ]
- Great, then let's get started. My first wish is that my family would live the rest of their lives in well-being and health and not needing anything. I myself was erased from their memory, and they from mine.
- [Why do you want to forget about them?]
- I don't want to miss them and think about how they live without me. And I don't want to hurt them by disappearing.
- [Good. ]
- The second wish is to add a multiverse travel function to the system with the function of adding members to the subsystem, plus I myself will choose who to give access to it.
- [OK, with this, your future adventures will be even more interesting and versatile. ]
- The third wish is to upgrade the system to the gamer level, with all the consequences.
- [OK, a gamer's mind and a gamer's body are very useful skills. ]
- Last wish - I want my body to automatically eliminate the weaknesses of any abilities and skills that I'll get in the future.
- [Well… this is already the border zone of the contract, the passive ability is too strong, but since it does not give you any advantages from the very beginning, let it be. All the wishes are made, are you sure in your choices ?]
- Absolutely!
- [Then let's start choosing your new home and new body.]
- Hmmmm, the world should be modern, but not as boring as my native one. Not too complicated, but also not a simple daily routine. A lot of anime titles and DC/Marvel come to mind, DC does not a wise choice their universes are a little crazy or not a little, anime logic sometimes annoying and as a rule everything happens in Japan that's not strange I suppose. Marvel is the same, sometimes some shit happens there, but not on the same scale as in DC. I decided to go into the Marvel world with a mix of MCU and comics.
- [What exactly do you want to mix, delete or fix. ]
- General Kenobi, can you read minds?
- [Yes, omnipotence obliges, but why asking ?]
- Then just read everything I think about setting up the world, it will be faster, and I'm too lazy to say it all.
- A.N. (Yes, yes, yes, I'm very lazy to write about it and I haven't decided a lot yet, so you'll find out everything in the course of the plot development or when I won't be lazy. (Or not o_<))
- [OK, done. Further personality and prehistory. ]
- I thought about this for a long time before this chance, because every person of culture should have a sketch of their desires. After all, you will not know if it is possible to be reborn and when it will happen before it happens to you. Be wise, young Jedi, expect the unexpected!
- [An interesting point of view, as one of the reincarnators said, "madness and genius are two extremes of the same essence." Funny guy, you made a movie about him. ]
- Seriously, is he one of these?
- [Yes, I'm thinking of sending him to One-Peace for fun. ]
- I would like to read about it.
- [Maybe later. ]
- Okay, at 21, I want to look like a mix of Alucard from helsing, Dante from DMC 5 and Toji Fushiguro from magic battle. Height 195,athletic build, like a swimmer and …
- [I won't interrupt you for a long time, body tone, muscles and everything else will have to be done by yourself. If you train, you will be strong, hardy and generally a weapon against women, if you will sleep, eat and wank off, you will be fat, weak and you will not even be able to touch a girl, only if forcibly. And we don't want to turn your story into a second-rate hentai with the tag "ugly bastard", do we?
- I'm already feeling sick , thanks for the advice by the way. And what can I configure ?
- [Hair color, eyes, general facial features and, of course, the size of the younger combat brother. In general, here is a screen with presets, adjust and greed is a sin, walking should also be convenient.]
- Is the General in the mood to joke?
- [Perhaps you want to be a woman?]
- No, thank you, but thank you, no!
- [Then finish everything faster and sign the paper, you're messing around for a long time. ]
- One moment.
- Surprisingly, a very convenient feature, usually I get all sorts of crocodiles in games, but here it turned out very, very handsome. I made my future self, pretty masculine, no homo.
- And so, the blond hair is closer to the color of hay, Alucard's face, but rougher, more masculine like Dante's, Toji's predatory grin and his eyes, only the color hmmm ... let it be light gray almost white. Well, the secret ingredient is 9 inches long and 6 in girth. What the doctor ordered. (Only if I am Doctor, the villain laugh for myself)
- [Fool, save and go to the prehistory. ]
- Yes sir, General Kenobi, sir! Read my thoughts and you're done!
- [OK, it's done and your head is a mess, but it will be interesting to see what happens. Here, I signed your turn. ]
- A symbolic stroke with a pen and the contract disappears shining in my soul, and a copy is in Rob's hands, which he immediately placed into an envelope and sealed it with wax.
- [And finally, the contract is a contract, but mess up too much and I'll stick you in the BokuNoPico for a couple of weeks in the main character. Bye-bye.]
- MotherFu…r!!!