"HOW DARE YOU! I WILL NEVER EAT THAT SALAD!"
I woke up suddenly already recognising the usual argument between my mother and my brother.
"Please stop, at this rate you wont even fit through the door." my mother pleaded
"THEN I'LL BREAK THROUGH" he thundered
I sighed wearily and went downstairs to stop the commotion. This was my duty as the Fat Human Police Force member after all.