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A Slow Life In the Bizarre world

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arts: Rick astley by @potssmann first time doing this so don't criticize me too hard "what a bizarre world" "hey Sir, are you new here?" "oh.. yes I am, just reincarnated here couple days ago" "is that so.. then i welcome to to the zarre world. where everything is bizarre and nothing is normal." "i see. such an interesting world" "so what will you do now mister?" "huh what do you mean?" "well... you can do anything in this world. for example, you can become muscle wizard, whose body are stronger that the mountains. a meteoknight that can spew out a meteor every slash. a innkiller that specialize on making hotel in a inner world so comfy that no inn will ever open. or a bookmaster that command book to do their thing." "damn so cool yet so weird. but I already decided." "oh you have decided mister? if so may I know what your goal is?" "i will have a slow, normal life" "what!!" "i will have such a life that so normal, that it will be the most bizarre this in this world" "....."

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Chapter 1 - 1. End of a story

"so... this is it huh?"

I said as I look at the gun I holding. it's just a simple pistol that I brought on the black market. " I'll never imagine that one day I gotta use this to kill myself ".

*couple months earlier*

Rick POV

my name is Rick, I live myself since my parents have died in a car accident leaving me alone. I have lived a boring life with a boring job in fast-food restaurants with a minimum wage and crappy environments. the only thing that I hate is the manager since that balding fat man that looks like a character from a 'non-family-friendly manga' always picks me on to harass me and nobody else.

I don't know why he's doing this especially since I didn't do anything about him before. I guess it's just normal workplace bullying until one day he's finally firing me just because I 'accidentally' dropped a bunch of glue in his whole office. hmph, I regret nothing for it. even if I don't have a job I feel free after getting out of that dump place.

lives are good for jobless me until one day, two gang members which I don't know the origin breaks into my house and break everything that looks valuable in my house and killed my pet cat. fortunately for me, it's happening while I was job-looking and not at home.

I was shocked when I found out what happened to my house and my cat. I don't know if it's my luck or if the gang is stupid since they didn't break the CCTV while doing the deed. I saw how they trashed my home with a baseball bat until all of the furniture turns into scrap. the last straw that broke my anger is how they play around my cat with baseball bats like a kid hitting a pinata.

that scene broke me

the cat that accompanies me since my childhood.

the cat that was always with me when my parents died

the cat that comfort me when I was depressed

the cat that was there when I'm helpless

the cat that...

Tommy.

I'm sorry...

I decided.

I decided that revenge must be made.

I decided that I must punish them for the work that they did. soon enough.

weeks after that event I decided to join firearms and body training. I also spent all of my time tracking down who was they. I found out that the one who hires the gang is that ugly bastard manager from my old workplace. I also found out that they were hired to trash my front yard but they decided to do something different and thrashed my entire house. I was fuming when I found that. that old man and the gang are going to pay for it.

a month later, I decided to start my revenge. I went to the old man in the middle of the night and just incapacitate him in his house and kidnapped him. I'm sure all of my actions are recorded but I don't care about it since today I will end it all. after tying him up I just throw him in the back of the car and drive to the pier.

halfway there as I expected he woke up. "ouch, where I am?.... who are you!? where are we going!? why are-"

"shut up you're annoying!!" I yelled back "it's me, I knew you recognize me already, I'm just doing a little payback you know?"

"How dare you Rick doing this to me!?, why are you doing this?!" he barked

hi

"Nothing much just an act of simple revenge. I know you hire that thug to trash my entire house and kill my cat. my only friend..."

"what..? no I don't. I just hire them to destroy your garden.!! release me you bastard kid!" he complained while spitting on me.

"no. well, I already know that you ordered them that but still, you order someone doing it, is true. and you will be paying the price for that in a minute," I answer calmly while wiping his spit away from my neck. ew, his saliva is as thick as a dog, is this why his wife left him?

" fuck you, Rick!! you annoying bastard, I gonna kill you" he barked again while trying to get out from the rope. I just keep driving towards the pier.

well, I finally arrived here at the pier after adjusting the steering wheel and putting a brick in the pedal, Mr. Bean style. I turn towards him and say,

" hey old man, I heard you can't swim because all of you are fat right?"

I just grin at him "nononono don't do this. I don't wanna die please I can't swim please.."

he begged and I just grin harder. "too bad you ugly bastard you going to hell. this is why you shouldn't mess with somebody's pet.."

I said as I prepare to jump out of the car. I say the last thing before he meets his doom. "adios~" I jump away from my speeding car rolling in the wooden plank that the pier is made of.

ouch as I suffer from a small bruise on my elbow while I'm standing up to see the car jump towards the sea.

"HOLY FUCKKKKK" the old man said as they at are jumping towards the blue sea and slowly sinking to the bottom of the ocean.

(A/N this part is inspired by GTA SA mission)

" one down, two more to go" I silently said to myself as I walk through the pier until I arrive at my bike. the bike that I prepared beforehand.

I ride my bike towards the old warehouse district, to be precise, towards the gang base. I know it's a small size gang since most of the info I got is pointing toward a small gang. but I don't care if it's small or big, I will have my revenge no matter what. as I arrive at the base only two guys are guarding the entrance they look like your average Joe's gang member.no visible firearm, and just equipped with a bat and most likely pocket knife.

I tried to go for a stealthy knock out the first guard but the second one heard me. " hey you!! intruder!!" damn my bad, I guess he's pretty smart to call an intruder to alert his gang member instead of investigating it himself. I had no choice but to go gun blazing at this. I shoot at his leg right after I hear a commotion. that I assume his allies coming. I hide myself to take cover if they have a gun on them.

luckily non of them are using one so I just shoot everyone in the leg. or I tried to. some of my shot miss since I'm not too experienced in shooting multiple times and such, I miss, and most of my shots hit in their stomach. 'shit' the first guy I shoot in the leg managed to throw his knife and stab me.

"fuck this.." I muttered as I decided to kill the armed one since they still are a threat to me. *bang bang bang* I shoot at least 4 of them who don't want to drop their weapon.

finally, I managed to subdue them all. and of course, I don't kill the pair that trashed my house right away. that will be a mercy. "you! you ruin everything! you will pay for this!!" said one of the guys limping. that I assumed was the boss. "I don't care," I said as I shoot 2 bullets into his head. just in case.

"pant. pant. shit, it hurts so bad" I said as I inspect myself a few bullet hole couple of lodged knives, and tens of shallow cuts. pretty bad. "so... this is it huh?"

....

as I walk towards the front gate I hear multiple sirens blaring signaling that the cop is soon coming. "it's now or never" I already prepared to die doing this but I don't know if it's luck or something I'm still alive even if my body looks like belong to a dead person. I already tortured the pair in a way that the author doesn't want to describe it to not traumatized the reader. " man I only want a simple life but fate says otherwise." I said while smiling at the sky "while I'm at it let's go with a bang shall we?" I said to no one. I aim my gun at my head as I pull the trig-

*bang*

3rd person pov

Rick's body fell down like a puppet whose strings have been cut off. and couple minutes later some police car arrived on the scene to see tens of corpses piling on the front door of the warehouse and a couple that is [REDACTED]

after countless investigations. the police finally knew the bottom of this case. a cat death.