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Chapter 1 - You Got This Peashooter!

It was a beautiful day. The sun was shining, birds were chirping, flowers were re-killing the undead.

Yep, the zombies tried attacking this one dudes house. Of course this one dude has access to all plants Crazy Dave and Bloom'n'Doom Seed Co. even think up, which means the zombies get shit on… a lot.

Not every plant seems content to only fight zombies and act like normal house plants after though. One little Peashooter has another desire. He doesn't just want to fight zombies…

He wants to take down a whole ass Gargantuar on his own. Literally everyone else tells him that he's crazy, stupid, and suicidal, but they just don't get him! Well… okay they may be right about the crazy part, but he's trying his best okay?

Anyway, the little Peashooter decides to sneak off in the middle of the night and wander the streets of Suburbia, finding a few browncoats, but nothing else. He pouts and begins running straight towards a graveyard where a large figure looks like it's picking its nose.

The pea plant runs up to the Garg and instantly shoots it in the face, gaining its attention.

Before he can do anything else, he's smashed into the ground and the Garg just walks away…

"Ow…"