"WANG LEIIIIIII!"
"....."
"LEI MY BABY PUMPKIN!!!"
"....."
"YOUR FUTURE WIFE IS HERE TO MEET YOU MY HANDSOME HUBBYYYYYY!!!"
"Oh God.. It's too early for this shit." Lei banged his head on the table. He could hear the suppressed chuckle of his secretary.
"Keep laughing and say bye-bye to your paycheck." Lei said in a cold voice. That's all it took for his secretary, Shen Fu to pull a straight face after muttering a small sorry.
"LEI YOUR SWEET ANGEL IS HERE TO MEET YOUUUUUUU!!"
Within two seconds, a pretty girl crashed inside the CEO's office with a big smile on her face. Lei's face immediately turned sour.
"Good morning soon-to-be husband. Did you miss me? I know I know. You couldn't wait till you see me right? Don't worry I'm here now." Shin Ai, hopped towards the CEO like an excited little bunny.
"Didn't I tell you not to bother me?" Lei asked in a cold voice. But Ai completely ignored his comment and smiled ever so brightly at him.
"I missed you too hubby."
The CEO rolled his eyes and focused on his computer again. Of course, Ai didn't like it. She wanted all of his attention. So she just casually walked behind Lei and hugged him from behind. She bent down a bit as Lei was sitting and placed her chin on his shoulder.
"What the heck are you doing??? Didn't I tell you not to touch me???" Lei was fuming in anger. Shen Fu coughed to hide his laugh. The courage Shin Ai had was truly admirable. Only she could touch the cold CEO like that.
"Get. Off. Me!!" Lei tried to free himself from Ai's hold.
"No can do." Ai giggled near his ear.
Lei would never admit but her giggles were heavenly.
"You little-"
Lei pushed her a bit and stood up from his chair. Then he turned around to scold the annoying little girl but before he even open his mouth, Ai jumped on him.
Thanks to her 5'1 height, the 6'2 man felt like a tree to her. She wrapped all of her limbs around Lei like a koala. Lei's personal koala. Her legs circled around his waist and her hands flew around his neck.
This girl!!
"What are you doing?? Get off!! Get. Off!!"
Lei didn't dare to hold her. Instead, he shook his body side to side hoping that the girl will fall.
"Ahhhhh my strong daddy." Ai was drooling. She could feel Lei's muscular chest perfectly. She was in heaven.
Shen Fu choked on his tongue.
She's too shameless.
"Get off me before I throw you away." Lei's voice was cold as ice. He was so done with Ai.
"Okay okay. Just because I am busy." Ai said before climbing down the tre- I mean getting off Lei.
"Now get out." Lei glared at the girl who just gave him a whipped smile.
"Fine fine. But I want a kissie on my cheek." Ai demanded.
"No."
"Please."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Mwah~" Ai pulled Lei by his tie and placed a kiss on his left cheek.
"YOU-"
"Ha ha got you!! See you, tomorrow hubby!" Ai screamed and dashed out of the office leaving a dumbfound CEO with his chuckling secretary.
"YA!! COME BACK HERE!!!" Lei shouted as soon as he came out of the daze. But she was already gone.
"Don't say a word!!" He barked at Fu.
"Yes, si-"
"Not. A. Word."
"....."
This man! Now he's coming at me.
Lei sat on his chair. Fu could swear he saw smoke coming out of Lei's ears. It was funny how a little 20-year-old girl could always get the 28-year-old CEO by surprise.
She was just built different.
"Don't let her come into the office again!" Lei ordered even though he knew what was coming next.
"Sorry sir, but Master Wang ordered us to let her do anything." Shen Fu repeated what he had been saying for the past three months.
"Get out!" Lei shouted in anger. Fu didn't wait a second to get away from the ticking bomb.
Lei quickly dialled his father's number.
"Hello my dearest son~" Wang Leiyun answered the phone with a cheerful tone.
"Dad!! Can you tell that annoying girl to leave me alone??!"
"No can do my son. It's my daughter-in-law's duty to annoy you. And I can see that she's doing a perfect job." Leiyun chipped happily.
This old man!!
"Dad-"
"I gotta go. Your mom's lips look lonely. Gotta give them company."
"Wait dad-
*beep beep beep*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh this shameless man!! How did he become my father? I must be adopted.
"Ahhhhhhh~"
Lei banged his head on the table again. He was going crazy. His life had never been the same since that annoying girl hopped into his life like she was going to some market.
Three months of pure torture.
But unfortunately, he couldn't do anything about it. Even though he was the CEO of the company, his father was still the Chairman. And his grandfather was the head of the family. And both of them LOVED Ai. They had already accepted her as their daughter-in-law.
Well, at least he got his mom's support. She didn't like Ai either.
His mother believed that Ai was just a gold digger and she wanted Lei to marry her friend's daughter.
Lei actually didn't mind marrying that girl. Not like he liked her. He just wanted to get rid of Ai.
Wang Lei had never been in a relationship with anyone. Not even in a physical one like many other CEOs. He liked to keep his distance from girls.
And he did that for 28 years.
Until one girl just crash landed to his life like a dang tsunami.
It was a peaceful day when Lei went to the park to have some fresh breath of air. He was sitting on a park bench while sipping on his beverage, when suddenly-
*Flashback to three months ago*
"Damn papi, you hot!!"
Lei choked on his drink. Like he literally choked. He spilt juice all over his suit and coughed like crazy.
The girl patted his back with a pitiful expression on her face.
"There there~ Don't get too excited papi."
"The f-"
Lei coughed again.
"Who the hell are you?" Lei asked as soon as he could breathe normally.
"Me? Your future wife." The girl exclaimed proudly.
Excuse me??
Lei stared at the girl trying to figure out whether she was joking. But Ai was fully serious.
"What?"
Lei was confused 'unga bunga.'
"Your future wife. You are hot. I like hot people. So you are mine. I love you." The girl said with the brightest smile Lie had ever seen on her face.
Lei blinked once.. twice..
Eh??
"Let's get married in the future. I'm cute, you are hot. We will have hot and cute babies." Ai grabbed Lei's hand and bouched like an excited puppy.
Okay, wait hold on.
Lei was still processing the 'Damn daddy, you hot.' part. What baby was she talking about???
"Ummm just a second." Lie said with a forced smile and quickly dialled his secretary's number. Within two rings Shen Fu answered the call.
"Hello, sir."
"Fu! Find whether any mental patients have escaped from a mental hospital recently."