"Are you still worried about being infested with worms? Are you still terrified that your friends and family are being replaced by unknown monsters? Choose Covida and free yourself from all worries; for more details, consult the website..."
Early the next morning, Song Lan was awakened by the enthusiastic advertisement.
The confident tone paired with the stirring BGM was more effective than an alarm clock at waking him up.
Song Lan glanced at his phone screen subconsciously.
8:03.
It was still early, at least two hours earlier than the time he had expected to get up.
The TV host was still incessantly praising the benefits of the new prosthesis, sincerely recommending that everyone order a family package from Covida Prosthesis Company immediately. The bewitching slogan "Call now and the whole family will enjoy" made Song Lan feel like he had returned to the days when phone advertisements were all the rage.
