A hundred years later.
With a boom, the Nine Heavens suddenly shook violently!
Immortal Danyang, who was refining pills, had his furnace explode again.
He crawled out of the thick smoke with his face covered in dust. He thought to himself, 'Next time, I'll put a bunch of chili in the dog ancestor's snacks!'
But very soon, an even more unlucky guy pulled back the "What the f * ck" in his heart.
The Little God of Fortune, who had become fatter after ascending, rolled down the ladder in front of the Pill Hall. When the Nine Heavens Earthquake happened without warning, he was unfortunately walking down the stairs.
He rolled down the 999 steps until he reached Immortal Danyang's feet. Immortal Danyang stepped on his face and he finally stopped.
"Thank you, Brother Danyang."
The Little God of Fortune rubbed his waist with one hand and his face with the other. He only dared to crawl up from the ground after the earthquake stopped.
"Aiyo, Dog God Ancestor's temper is getting worse and worse. Which blind fool provoked him this time?"
That's right. Although they didn't see it with their own eyes, the culprit who caused the earthquake in the Nine Heavens was definitely Gou 'Dog God' Liang.
This was the third time this month!
The Little God of Fortune took off the ring on his finger and handed it to Immortal Danyang. He patted his shoulder and said, "I've brought the thing you wanted. Hurry up and refine it so that Dog God can pass the time. Otherwise, he'll always be happy in the Nine Heavens."
He said the last sentence very carefully. He was afraid that someone would hear him.
However, in reality, Gou Liang was very happy right now.
In the garden of the shrine, a little boy in purple was running towards the Divine Monarch with his short legs. When he was about ten steps away from the Divine Monarch, a huge white wolf suddenly appeared. It jumped up and pushed the Divine Monarch, who was about to catch him, to the ground.
Boom.
The entire shrine couldn't bear the weight of the huge white wolf, let alone the Nine Heavens.
The Black Tortoise, who was dozing off, was shocked awake. However, he had gotten used to it. He used his divine sense to look at the Divine Lord who was being licked by the huge white wolf. Black Tortoise only felt pain in his eyes. He sighed and retracted his gaze.
Ever since the Dog God's true body suddenly increased by ten times a month ago, he found a more interesting game.
He pounced on the Divine Lord.
It caused an earthquake in the Nine Heavens.
Then, he looked at those immortals who had fallen to the ground and were angry but did not dare to say anything.
Oh, and the way he ate was even more incredible.
Black Tortoise and Sky Flower found out that Hound God's food was the master's power, and he liked to feed from the master's body.
Thinking back to that scene, they still had lingering fears.
The Netherworld Spring, which only opened once every ten thousand years, opened as scheduled. The Netherworld Realm followed the usual practice of fetching the Netherworld Spring Water to present to the Divine Sovereign for bathing.
Netherworld Spring Water was good stuff, but because the divine power was too strong, the gods didn't dare to touch it easily. They had to dilute it again and again before drinking it.
But this year, with the addition of Inugami's share, the gods didn't have to worry about that. After all, there was only one drop left.
Divine Monarchs did not drink the Netherworld Spring, but they liked to bathe in it. This time was no exception.
At that time, Gou Liang drank a bucket of spring water and was drunk. Black Tortoise and Sky Flower, who were guarding outside the palace, saw him sneaking into the Divine Sovereign's bathroom. They thought that he was trying to steal the Divine Sovereign's bath water, so they didn't pay much attention.
Little did they know that not long after, they heard a thunderbolt from the sky and heard the Divine Sovereign's angry scolding from inside the palace.
"How dare you!"
The two of them were scared half to death. They rushed in, only to see that the bath water had disappeared without a trace, and the Divine Sovereign's clothes were disheveled!
On his wrist, there was a naked toddler. The toddler had bitten through the skin of a Divine Lord and was currently licking the divine power that was being emitted from his wrist.
"Get out!"
When the Divine Sovereign saw them, he immediately wrapped the naked Gou Liang in his wide sleeves.
His cold eyes almost made Black Tortoise and Sky Flower pee their pants!
They ran all the way out of the palace and crouched on the ground. The two divine servants looked at each other silently, confirming that the shocking scene was not an illusion.
They had hoped that it was just an accident, but later, they were unfortunate enough to witness the scene of the dog ancestor biting the Divine Sovereign's finger and drinking his milk.
They were so shocked by the Divine Sovereign's nanny that they doubted their lives. How would they dare to advise the Divine Sovereign to be careful of Lord Dog, who treated him as food?
They could only hug each other and worry for nothing. They thought at the same time that the dog ancestor had angered the Divine Sovereign that day, but he was appeased in the blink of an eye. Would there be a chance to restore the Divine Sovereign's authority in the future?!
How did he do it?!
Even if the two loyal divine servants racked their brains, they would not be able to think of the truth.
The drunk Gou Liang was not only gluttonous by nature, he was also bold in his lust!
When the child sneaked into the palace, the Divine Sovereign had already noticed him.
He closed his eyes and soaked in the jade pool, but his divine consciousness saw the child take off his clothes and climb into the Netherworld Spring Water to swim towards him.
The Divine Sovereign noticed that there were two red lumps on his face. Obviously, he did not listen to his orders and drank the entire bucket of Netherworld Spring Water in one go. He was probably drunk now.
Originally, he wanted to prevent him from secretly drinking his bath water to prevent him from getting drunk and losing consciousness. He did not expect that the child would be so honest after getting drunk. He did not steal any of the delicacies in the pool.
Instead, he sat on the Divine Sovereign's lap and secretly hugged the Divine Sovereign's waist. He pressed his red face against the Divine Sovereign's chest and smiled sweetly.
Those dimples were even more intoxicating than the Netherworld Spring Water.
How could the Divine Sovereign be pleased?!
The little brat always remembered that he was in the Divine Sovereign's arms and knew to come back to sleep when he was drunk.
The Divine Sovereign, who was touched by the child, relaxed his body. Even if he felt the half-asleep little drunk lick his chest, he let him be.
After being rubbed for a while, the Divine Sovereign felt the child's hand on his chest slip away and he fell backward.
He thought that the child had fallen asleep and wondered if he should carry him up. In the end, he saw the child kick his short legs and swim back. The child lay on the Divine Sovereign's lap and stopped moving.
The Divine Sovereign looked at him lovingly for a while before withdrawing his divine consciousness.
He wanted to refine the Netherworld Spring Water in this pool so that the little brat would not miss it.
After all, it was the leftovers from his bath, so it was not good to let him drink it.
He also thought that if the little brat really liked it so much, he would personally go to the Underworld and bring some Netherworld Spring Water to the Divine Hall. In this way, he could let the little brat drink a few mouthfuls every year. He did not have to wait for tens of thousands of years for him to yearn for it day and night.
Just as he was planning to spoil the dog ancestor, the little brat had already betrayed his master and destroyed his ancestor.
Gou Liang was waiting for this moment!
When the Divine Lord withdrew his Divine Sense and fell into meditation, he took off the pants that the Divine Lord wore for bathing and opened his mouth to bite his second husband whom he had not seen for many years.
The Divine Sovereign suddenly opened his eyes and looked down at the silver-white little head lying on his waist in astonishment.
While he was in a daze, Gou Liang had already taken the opportunity to suck and lick a few mouthfuls.
The little brat's mouth was still very small. He only held the front part of the Divine Sovereign's mouth. His little tongue was hot and forceful. The Divine Sovereign could not help but have a physiological reaction.
But this was far less than the shock he felt in his heart!
"Impudent."
He suddenly lifted the little brat up. Because the little brat sucked too tightly, when he was forcefully peeled off, his teeth scraped a part of the Divine Sovereign that had never been touched before.
Even the Divine Sovereign's face changed from the pain.
He did not know if it was because he was angry or something else. He narrowed his eyes slightly and the pool of Netherworld Spring Water evaporated instantly.
He carelessly put on his robe and was about to teach the daring little brat a lesson when he was interrupted by Black Tortoise and Heavenly Flower.
After venting his anger on these two inconsiderate things, the Divine Sovereign turned back to look at the little brat who was biting his wrist and had his legs wrapped around his arm. The little brat had already closed his eyes and was "asleep". But he could not get angry at all.
He patted Gou Liang's fleshy little butt and said in annoyance and amusement, "You still dare to pretend to be drunk. If you don't open your eyes, this Sovereign will hit you."
As he said this, he patted Gou Liang's butt again. This time, he used a bit more strength.
Gou Liang cried out and covered his little butt. He looked back at his abusive husband with an innocent and pitiful expression.
The Divine Sovereign saw the red patch on his little butt and the last bit of anger in his heart dissipated. He waved his hand and put the little brat on. He pinched the little brat's baby fat and lowered his head to say seriously, "Who taught you this, hm?"
He did not think that his little brat was an experienced driver. Moreover, he was a little wild dog who had been vegetarian for two thousand years and whose eyes would turn green at the smell of meat.
He only thought that someone had brought him to see a scene that he should not have seen.
If he knew who it was, he would definitely throw him onto the Immortal-slaying Platform and be struck by lightning for eighty-one days!
Gou Liang tilted his head. At this moment, he selectively forgot about his mature soul. He pinched his childish voice and said, "I saw it myself. There was a big brother lying on another big brother's lap, eating happily. I also want to drink milk. Your milk must be better than others'. "
He blinked his eyes with a greedy and eager look.
The Divine Sovereign was speechless.
He covered Gou Liang's eyes and said in a calm voice without a trace of emotion, "That is for adults. You are still a child."
At the same time, the Divine Sovereign's eyes emitted a fierce light.
Gou Liang, who had seen it with his divine sense, was speechless.
Since then, the Divine Lord, who couldn't control the gods, had placed an SSS-level seal on Gou Liang, forbidding his divine sense from leaving the temple, so as to avoid seeing something that he shouldn't see, which would sting his eyes.
Therefore, it was wrong to say that he ate when he saw the gods in such a sorry state.
However, since he had consumed the Netherworld Spring Water, his beast form in this memory world could return to its original form of a giant wolf.
He especially liked to throw the Divine Sovereign under his body and let him be submerged in his white fur and become "petite". Therefore, he took the opportunity to throw himself at him.
As for the little surprise for the Ninth Heaven, it was just a convenient thing.
The Divine Sovereign, who did not find the culprit who had polluted the little brat's purity, thought that it was not a bad thing to find something for the gods to do. Therefore, he did not care about the magnitude nine earthquake that Gou Liang had caused in the Ninth Heaven.
Well, it would be best to scare or bite off a few pairs of wild mandarin ducks.
Hearing the Black Tortoise's sigh, Tianhua came down from the pillar and sat beside the Black Tortoise in human form.
The Black Tortoise immediately retracted his head and pretended to be dead. However, his refusal did not stop Tianhua from talking to him about life.
"Black Tortoise, why are women so difficult to understand? Especially the one in the East Sea. She is really like a needle in the ocean! "
The chatterbox began again.
The Black Tortoise's head, which had retracted in his turtle shell, was numb.
For some reason, ever since Tianhua returned from the lower realm a hundred years ago, he especially liked to talk to him. He could not chase him away.
If this continued, the Black Tortoise did not know what he would do …
Divine Sovereign Tianhua, who was unaware of the danger, continued, "Back then, I passed by the East Sea and saved her when she transformed. At that time, she was so gentle and cute. But now … look at the whip marks on my hand. I don't know which old bastard gave her an instrument. It really hurts. It has been ten days and it hasn't disappeared! "
Hmph.
The Black Tortoise would not tell him that he was the one who gave him the whip.
He was very regretful that the Water God did not whip this perverted dragon to death. Next time, he would have to give him something more powerful to teach him a lesson!
The Black Tortoise, who was hiding in his turtle shell, did not see the painful yet happy smile on Tianhua's face.
If he had not been scratched by the little Inugen God a hundred years ago when he had gone to great lengths to find the teeth-grinding club, if the little Inugen God had not impatiently poked at him to make him understand the truth, if the little Inugen God had not activated his chatterbox mode of "how to make an old bastard have nothing to live for", he would not even know who to take revenge on after being whipped.
The two Divine Servants were hurting each other. The biggest winner in life, Gou Liang, was happily hugging his beloved Divine Sovereign and rolling around.
As for the Divine Sovereign's image, even he did not care about it.
Did he not see the U-shaped Divine Power in the air, allowing the big white wolf to roll around from one end to the other, occasionally burrowing into the white fur to stroke his fur?
Gou Liang was so excited that he was howling, hugging the little Divine Sovereign and rolling around together. Could life be any better?
"Hehe, if the 59 favorability points can float a little higher, I'll believe in your nonsense."
The System, who specialized in tearing people apart, said faintly.
In the past hundred years, Gou Liang had increased the Favorability from 55 to 59.
However, there was still a difference of 60 points. The Divine Sovereign's feelings for the dog ancestor were still as pure as family love.
Gou Liang's rolling movement suddenly stopped. He looked fiercely at the System and scolded in his heart, "Why did you come back? Continue to play!"
The System chuckled, "Master, the show is about to start. Are you sure you want to continue rolling?"
"Oh, it's already at this time?"
"Yes, while you were acting stupid, time passed by so mercilessly."
The System, Philosopher, Tong was lifted up by an invisible hand. Gou Liang's big dog face smiled at it, "If you continue to act cool, do you believe that I will throw you back into the sea of consciousness, hmm?"
Naughty children could not be indulged. He was not the soft-hearted child at home.
The System instantly became obedient Xiao Si, shaking its head again and again.
Only then did Gou Liang let it go.
"What's wrong?"
The Divine Sovereign, who was already drowsy from Big Hairy's cradle, woke up. In the next moment, he retracted the Divine Power in the air and carried the big white wolf back to the garden.
He hugged Gou Liang's big head and rubbed his long fur that covered his dimples.
Gou Liang licked his hand and said, "There's a stench. Can't you smell it?"
The Divine Sovereign, who was already dulled by the cradle, paused. He used his Divine Sense to scan and realized that the Wilderness was in chaos.
Boom.
The Nine Heavens suffered a second earthquake in a day.
Just as the gods were thinking of sending the Divine Sovereign to chat with the naughty child's parents about life, they sensed that something was wrong.
This tremor did not come from within the Nine Heavens, but from outside.
The gods used their Divine Sense to scan and were immediately shocked.
Ten thousand demons were hitting the barrier, trying to escape the Wilderness!
Divine Lord Tian Hua's garrulous voice suddenly stopped. The Black Tortoise also stuck its head out and turned its head to look at its shell to calculate where this variable had come from.
"No need to calculate."
The harmless smile on his face all year long disappeared. Tian Hua clenched his fists and frowned.
In that moment, he actually felt the power of the "Nine Breaths of the Divine Dragon".
That was Divine Dragon Island's secret treasure, the Nine Meridians Dragon Breath that the Divine Sovereign had given him when he was enlightened.
And the Divine Breath that he had always kept and did not dare to use was actually used!
The entire Divine Dragon Island was filled with wanderers who did not love home, except for the one that he had confined on the island.
"Heavens! Shake! "
Tian Hua's golden eyes suddenly turned into vertical slits — this damned bastard!
He leapt, and the azure-gold dragon instantly appeared outside the barrier between the Wilderness and the Nine Heavens.
"Roar!!"
The dragon roared, and an earth-shattering pressure intimidated the gods, as well as the ten thousand demons that were trying to break through the barrier.
Since the end of the Great War of Gods and Demons tens of thousands of years ago, the Three Realms had been peaceful, and no one had seen the Divine Dragon's body again.
At this moment, he was no longer a lustful old dragon, but the number one general under the Divine Sovereign — Divine Sovereign Tian Hua.
The dual barrier between the Wilderness and the Nine Heavens was personally set up by the Divine Sovereign. Even if the gods and demons worked together, they could not break through it. But now, a loophole had appeared.
Because the "Nine Breaths of the Divine Dragon" was formed from the Divine Sovereign's divine power, the barrier would not stop it or anything it protected.
Regardless of whether it was a god or a demon.
The dragon swung its tail, and a group of floating butterflies that had entered the Nine Heavens in the chaos were instantly turned into powder.
The dragon bit the "Nine Breaths of the Divine Dragon" that had merged into the barrier, and then used a piece of dragon bone to replenish the divine power that had been eroded by the demons, restoring the Wilderness barrier that had been destroyed by the "Nine Breaths of the Divine Dragon".
Even though it was only a loss of divine power, it was enough to weaken the dragon in a breath, and the golden light on its body dimmed a little.
Fortunately, he had already turned the tide.
The Nine Heavens stopped shaking, and the demons that saw the situation were not good quickly retreated.
The dragon incarnation landed in front of everyone.
The pale Tian Hua quietly looked at his only grandson who was kneeling on the ground and staring blankly at him. After a while, he slapped Tian Zhen's face.
"Grand, Grandfather …"
Tian Zhen cried out in panic. He already knew that he had caused a disaster, and only his grandfather, Divine Sovereign Tian Hua, could protect him.
But this time, he was going to be disappointed.