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Jin and bei: laziness is the only path to being a God!

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A salted fish author writing about a shameless character and a lazy God (๑•﹏•)
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Chapter 1 - Meeting bei

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A/N: This is my first novel so there's bound to be errors and alot of flaws but please take it easy on this salted fishಥ‿ಥ all corrections will be accepted gladly p.s I'm obsessed with pandas

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"Good morning citizens of meteldor, its your favourite morning talk show host min-min!" a petite cute-looking girl could be seen on a large hologram above the city, she was literally doused in pink, from her clothes to her surroundings, to even her hair! Min-min was the the nickname that everyone came to know her by, she was the last daughter of the president of the federation that was why she was able to grace the federation with her "face" every single day but as usual jin was not interested in her so-called talk show that was her just highlighting her fathers "good deeds".

"Mika please put all surrounding sounds on mute" jin requested while gliding to school on his hoverboard "Surrounding sounds have been muted sir jin" silence reigned again for him 'phew that was close I can't stand her crappy fake voice every morning' unlike most of the meteldor federation jin was one of the few who didn't give min-min any face, why? Its not because he found her pretentious or anything but because jin didn't care about anything talkless of an obvious bag of early morning lies from a 13 year old hag

(A/N: i kinda feel pained for min-min ending up in the same book with this bastard •́ ‿ ,•̀ )

'tszzzz....BOOOOOM!!!'

jin was scared shitless by the sound that sounded pretty close to grade-2 missile launching, he swerved his hoverboard into an alley and took cover....well he just covered his head and retracted like a turtle he waited for the incoming heat or shock wave but 5 seconds went by and nothing happened, that was when he noticed the abnormality 'oh wait if a missile landed i shouldn't be able to hear it, mika deactivated my hearing' yes, mika putting the surroundings on mute was just her deactivating his ear drums and hearing receptors, hey it's the year 2342 anything is possible. "Mika what was that sound?" Jin fully trusted in mika's ability to deactivate his hearing sensors so he was very confused on how he was still able to hear a sound of that magnitude

"no sound was detected sir jin" mika's monotonous voice answered, no sound detected?

Then how the hell did he hear that sound!?

'Wait if i heard it maybe other people did too!?'

jin stood up and peeked from the alley but everyone was still going about their business like nothing happened, meaning he was the only one who heard it?

"Sigh...i should really stop vaping"

jin rubbed his head in annoyance he felt it was a hallucination effect from his early morning sesh

"no kid this vape thing is cool as hell and it hits different too" this time jin heard that statement as clear as day in his head" wh....who is that!? Are you chip hacker!?"Jin was panicking and for a good reason, chip hackers were rare but very deadly, they hijack your brain chip and collect all the details on it, passwords, encryptions, id codes e.t.c then they fry your chip and leave you brain dead, it is a very rewarding job if you got it right but if you're caught? Instant death by firing squad of Ai bots.

"Tch don't compare me to those cheap thieves" the voice clicked his tongue with obvious irritation

"then how are you in my head?" Jin queried

"i fell down from heaven and landed in your subconscious space that is why you heard that sound" the statement was said in a way that sounded like it was the most normal thing in the world

"..."

Jin was left speechless

"By the way I'm bei the others call me bei-bei I'm the God of laziness" bei said with a yawn

"..."