My name is Gus Fring and i am a chicken man, i made chicken and 'only' chicken until a one day fell through a magical portal wich brought me to the fantasy land of Methamphetaland.
I woke up on a bed of grass in the middle of seemingly nowhere. I stood up to get a bearing of my surroundings and i immediatly noticed the magical feel everything had.
Over on the horizon was a group of people, though i couldn't see what they were doing. I had to get a closer look so i walked towards them. once i arrived, i saw that they were building something. I asked "What are you building?" they answered with "Vad fan ser det ut som att vu bygger?". I could not understand their language, but it seemed familiar, somehow.
They signaled to start building and i made no attempt to do anything otherwise, i felt threatened by these muscular men.
Years of back breaking labor later i got a pill of a thousand years and i was made mayor of the new town of methtown. I swallowed the pill and sat on my icy throne. I thought of meth and all its "medicinary" benefits.