The princess kept walking towards the way she just came in a wagon, she was exhausted and very very pissed off about her life at that point and everything just seemed to be getting her very tired of this shit hole.
Nothing had made sense since she woke up in this god forsaken place, due to lack of what to do as she walked back she remembered how her life had literally gone to hell in this place immediately she opened her eyes.
She woke up with a start and became very alert of her surroundings, she perceived how damp the place was and how hot at the same time and she grimaced totally not surprised if she had died and gone straight to hell.
She felt someone's leg brush her and then she opened her eyes to the most horrid sight, the ceiling looked like something a mad person designed and she knew damn well that it was not her perfectly crafted POP ceiling .
But where am I? Did I die and go to hell?
Damn it, all those morning church services has been wasted.
" Thank God you are awake Bloom" said the girl who apparently woke up as well, she quickly started checking her forehead , and out of shock she let her.
" You fell down from the horse yesterday, my goodness you are so clumsy , be more careful next time"
But she was not having it this time and she shook her hands off, who the hell is this girl? Wait do they have nurses in hell? Wait did I loose my memories too? But then she remembered.
Her name is definitely not bloom but Stormy , and she is a special forces agent with the MI6 , best in her class , a total badass in the game but an over trusting woose.
After years of helping MI6 solve so much cases , she got the one that sent her straight to hell and she'll be damned if she stays here and not go back there and finish off the lying conniving bitch who sold her out.
All she can think of is how she jumped from a ledge running from her own people, and with deep anger she swore to go back and sort this out no matter what she has to do.
All this while the girl was talking nonstop until she noticed that Bloom was not responding to her but before she could ask her anything , she turned towards her and then shocked her completely.
" Um hi , I am Stormy, am assuming you are my room mate here in hell which is kinda annoying because who would have thought that hell did not have enough rooms to spare; anyway who can I talk to? Like the manager or something because I need to split to deal with something very important "
The girl opened her mouth and closed it with eyes wide as saucers, then she hit Bloom hard on the arm shocking her completely.
" You foolish girl , I think you have a concoction, dad will be so mad if you mess this whole peace thing up "
Wait what? This is not hell? Then who the fudge is this girl and which Dad? Oh maybe that's what they called the devil here , she calmed down and then tried again.
" Yes Father, can you take me to the Father? I need to go back to earth to fuck up that bitch and it's urgent , please hell roomie, " she looked carefully at the girl and noticed all the lousy clothes she was wearing and how mousy she looked.
" Mousy" the girl looked at her like she has gone mad with a confused looked and mouthed " Mousy?"
" yea since I don't know your name, I gave you one, so can I see the devil now"
Slaaaap , Stormy's face stung and her eyes saw red and she was about to pounce on the girl , but then she really looked around and saw stuffs she has only read in historical books and horror hit her.
" You cannot be crazy Bloom, we need you to stop the war between the humans and the vampires damn it"
Say what now? Vampires ? This was turning into a nightmare very quickly and she began to take notice of all the details in the room and her own clothing, did I go back in time, please no no no.
" Um Mousy ? What year is this?" Stormy asked with her fingers crossed behind her.
"1650 Bloom and you knew that already, what has come over you?"
Stormy quickly got up and matched to the rather ugly looking mirror to look at her face, and what she saw shocked her.
Holy shit, looking back at her is a much younger version of who ever this Bloom is, and the face was not hers and then for the first time in her life Stormy Fainted , went out cold.
By the time she woke up she saw Mousy and another woman waving something under her nose which made her sneeze, but she sat up remembering everything that happened before she fainted and she started laughing.
Oh come on fate , how cruel can you be? Not only did I die a coward's death or even a criminal's death, I am here in the body of a girl in the Middle Ages? What will happen next Vampire's? She laughed again, oh yea apparently I am supposed to help solve a vampire Situation.
She stood up and walked to the mirror again, turned round and examined herself, atleast the girl is hot , Stormy thought to herself .
She resented the whole situation except from the gorgeous woman she found herself using her body, Maybe the Vampire will be nice like Stephan? Shit is that even the name of Elena's man? Why did I not finish that movie? Vampire's Diary.
Meanwhile Mousy and the other lady were looking at her like she lost her mind or something, then Mousy approached her slowly trying to not startle her into fainting again and mumbling to herself or maybe laughing like a loony.
" Sis you really need to go see Father in the throne room, he asked that when you woke up , that you should come to the throne room"
Stormy nodded her head, yea it's about time she met this person, But she really did not want to go there clueless, so she knew that asking questions were in order.
" Um Mousy? Uh sorry what is your name girl"
She chuckled and bowed slightly.
" My name is Boom my princess and am a boy, we sort of share this bunk in this maid quatre "
Uh ? Princess? A boy ? Nothing was adding up, but she took a closer look at Boom and found his features even though quite delicate was not feminine, her mistake being from the future and all or maybe he is gay?.
" Um are you gay?"
" No my princess , I prefer you calling me Mousy other than Gay"
Stormy pinched her forehead; right wrong century, what do they say here queer?, Jeez that is very offensive.