Welcome dear reader! Yes, you. I am... On second thought I'll leave my identity a secret for now. This is a journal I am writing of my story.
Why should you read my story? You don't need to, you can close this right an leave. No one is stopping you. It would be best if you leave. I wouldn't have to waste my presious time.
So, you're staying? Suit yourself, I guess. Right now I- Actually maybe I should start from the beginning. You'll read won't you?