I woke up after what i thought to be the best sleep i have ever had in my life... wait does this even count as my life? Anyway, after a good sleep I woke up in an extremely bright room.
I tried to talk, but nothing seemed to come out of my mouth, then i looked down and to my shock there was nothing there, only what seemed to be light in the shape of my body.
With my speech and movement restricted i decided to take a moment and think. For what reason you might ask, well that's quite simple, about my current situation of course.
My memories are curently a bit foggy, but i noticed that as time passes, everything is becoming more and more clear. From my youth even to my tragic ending. Hell i can even remember the faces of my parents. It turns out that they didn't die but just left me there.
About my ending though, i find it ironic and a bit funny at the same time.
Now, don't get me wrong, i don't have any sort of possitive emotions about my death, but you have to know that most of the novel that i wrote, and even read, had this sort of oppening.
While he was preoccupied with his thoughts, a figure apeared in the room.
She was a beauty with blond hair and blue eyes.
She was wearing a pure white robe, hiding her devilish figure from top to bottom, even her hands seemed to be covered in gloves of the same type as her clothes.
Unfortunately, some kind of light was covering her face, but it didn't take a genius to figure out that it would too, be impecable, same as her body.
Too bad, he was too deep in thought to realise her presence.
It would seem that she didn't mind and just kept waiting for me to notice her.
Time just kept passing without anything happening.
At the 10 minute mark, she started to become slightly impatient.
At the 20 minute mark, her fists were clenched tightly.
At the 30 minute mark, her whole body was trembling in anger.
At the 40 minute mark, she tried to relax and go back to her original demeanor, after she relax a bit she started to lighly cough in an attempt to draw his attention.
At the 50 minute mark, she was just barely containing her anger and started to slighly wisper in an attempt to get his attention.
At the 1 hour mark, she finaly lost it and she shouted at him.
"Wake up damn it!"
And he, who was too deep in though to understand what was happening, i was frightened and snapped back at her without thinking.
"Shadup lady i'm thinking here!"
Hearing this, the goddess's mind went blank.
...
My name is Theresia, the goddess of reincarnation.
My duty is to help reincarnate deceased individuals into their next life.
Depending on the karma they accumulated in their previous life, they may be either punished or rewarded.
As you can understand, this is a very important job, thus it can only be done by an equaly important and strong god.
It is very simple, anyone with a little bit of brain can figure this out.
I, one of the strongest gods. I, the most intelligent goddess in all existance. I, who possess such beauty that i am forced to hide my apearence so mortals do not lose their minds from my breath-taking beauty!
I who possesses all of these thing!
I AM CURRENTLY BEEING IGNORED BY A MORTAL AND NOT JUST ANY NORMAL MORTAL BUT BY AN ANTISOCIAL NEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
It has been half an hour, i can understand 10 or even 20 minute. BUT COME ON NOW HALF AN HOUR, REALLY NOW!
'Theresia stay focused, he just had an accident, it is norman to be deep in thought, you just have to make him notice you somehow'
With that in your mind you start to, very awkwardly, cough.
'I, after so long, i'm actualy coughing for a NEET to notice me'
Her cough continued for so long that it no longer sounded weird.
After 10 more minute her vision started going red from anger, but as a last ditch effort she started whispering.
After an hour passed in total, she totaly lost it.
"Wake up damn it!"
After these left her mouth she regreted it, after all, she who is the strongest, smartest and most beautif....
"Shadup lady i'm thinking here!"
His voice stoped her monologue midway.
Her mind went blank.
What did he say.
'Did he say it to me?'
'He said that to me!'
'I, the best goddess who is in charge of the reincarnation cycle'
'.....'
'It's because of this damn job'
'I don't want to see people'
'I don't want to judge people'
'I don't want help people reincarnate'
'IT IS ALL BECAUSE OF THIS GOD DAMNED JOB!'
Unknowingly, she had started to cry.
'I hate this'
She fell to her knees.
By now she has started sobbing.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
The light protecting her face is by now long gone.
At this time.
"Emmm... miss are you alright?
Another sound other than her sobbing can be heard.
...
'What is happening'
While i was in deep thought, someone shouted at me and i automaticaly snapped back to them.
'Is she the one who shouted at me?'
You are currently looking at the woman sobbing in front of him.
She was by far the most beautiful woman that he had ever seen, no that he had ever even imagined.
'Good god, she is so pretty that even while she is sobbing, she looks incredible.'
'If she were to ever wear some reveali.... no scratch that, if she were to wear some normal clothes, no man could ever resist her.'
While such indecent thoughts were crossing his mind he decided to try to speak to her.
"Emmm... miss are you alright?
The sobbing momentary stopped.
She slowly moved her head upwards.
When he locked eyes with her he was stunned.
'Such beautiful eyes.'
Her eyes, which were usually a crystal clear blue color, were now tinged with a hint of red, making her slighly pitifull. Not enough to subtract from her beauty but enough to make any man want to appease and pamper her until she regains her breath-taking smile.
You tried again to communicate with her.
"MIss can you hear me, are you alright?"
When she heared what he said her eyes widened slightly.
"Yo...you!"
"Miss did i do something wrong, did i annoy you somehow?"
When she understoud that he didn't even realise that he made her question her whole existence she started sobbing even louder, but now, she was face down on the ground, banging her hands and legs on the floor. She was currently looking like a spoiled child that didn't get what it wanted for Xmas. The image of the perfect goddess has completely disappeared, luckily only a single person saw her in such state, otherwise her social life might have taken a huge hit.
'Oh shit'
Seeing her like this, he cursed inside his mind.
He waited a while for her to calm down, but every time she relaxed even a little, she would look up at his questioning expression and would continue sobbing, but she would get a little louder every time it happened.
'This is not working'
'Well....'
By now he realized that he had regained his body.
'Sigh, thankfully i have experience from the orphanage'
With this said silently, he starting using his skills.