'Is it my coincidence or freaking cliche thing I read from novels or manga these days that once you go out of your house you will interact with many people? Just why? Why me?'
He is a little paranoid but he #1 introvert. He liked to keep something to himself and doesn't want his friend to interfere with his problem. He always thinks that he was always lonely because of his appearance and that he has a weird vibe around him whenever he goes.
Only Jake know the true vibe MC emitting around his surrounding. He wants to tell his friend but Jake decides to keep it to himself after knowing how MC attention. Thus even if Jake tells his friend, why they want to suddenly become interested in nobody and known as powerless humans.
This world is like a perfect world, if you throw out an idiot government, hero license issues, racism, war, and a fact about MC being the only powerless person, it will be a perfect world. MC gained his power after he managed to understand and know the advantages and disadvantages of every single power, talent, technique, skill, and magic.
He woke up the next day with the power inside himself already. He doesn't know what happens, but from what he knows, he doesn't want to know how it happens. He managed to fully understand how his power worked after one day of testing it.
He was popular as the powerless creep. Powerless because he doesn't have power or anything that makes him special. While creeping because of the false charge of a crime he never commits.
Like, how the fuck he wants to kill half of the SIJUHN family if he doesn't have power? Is the authority too stupid to believe all stories from the only person that survived the massacre?
Wow just wow. MC is tired of everything and gives up and accepts everything. If he is against it, he will be killed for sure.
Back to the story, MC thought about the statement because he keeps interacting with a random person in the street. He can feel he will meet whore on the street anytime.
"Hey handsome~"
Look!!! You all see that??? A whore in street interacting with him!! What next? A racist on the street?
"Whatcha looking at white human?"
Damn, maybe it is true what some rumor said, your life will change completely after you stop what you do at your home and go out to touch some grass.
'*sigh* I wonder what kind of people I meet next? Just walking out to get some fresh air for 30 minutes, and a random passing bystander talks to me about around 49 people. Maybe the 50 will be my ex-friend or ex-girlfriend? It's odd since the 49 bystander is someone I don't know in my miserable life.'
As he thinks that, he accidentally bumps into someone as the said person has all of his/her groceries on the ground. Gentleman will help, but MC? What will he gain if he helps a person that wears a full robe around his/her body? Even his/her face cant be seen.
He not gonna help this person, he found he gains only thanks after he helps this person. Continue walking away from the person collecting their stuff from the ground as the said person glared at MC because of his rude personality for not helping them.
'How rude of that man, can't he at least apologizes after bumping into me? Tch… human these days… but that face kinda reminds me of someone… Nah, he's not rude. He will help me if he bumps into someone even a villain.' thought the person as they finish collect all of the groceries before walking to the destination they heading to.
Back to MC, he can be seen on the ground after being hit by a car… so he finally meets a fate that everyone wants, isekai. Yeah… So fun… I guess.
'Is this the fate of loners like me who keep staying inside the house? Am I getting isekai? I want to. If I get isekai, I can finally obtain happiness like other protagonists from the isekai genre. If they can be happy after being isekai? Why I can't?' thought MC with a pathetic smile can be seen on his face.
The driver that hit MC stop the car a few feet away from MC's body. 'Wait, they basically should get out of the car as they hurridly go toward me and ask me to stay with them… wait, why does the car reverse?'
Indeed, instead of the owner of the car getting out of the vehicle, the car reverses at a fast pace before it stops as the car suddenly goes toward MC's body at a fast pace.
'Wait a minute, this is not what should happen in the novel I read.' think MC as he sees the car heading toward him at a fast speed. Within this situation, MC just realized that he can't die. He survived a nuclear explosion when he try to suicide.
*o_O*
He stands up from the ground and turns around to the car that speeds up toward him. His hand suddenly lets out a blue fire on his right hand as he holds up his hand toward the speeding car.
The driver can be seen stepping on the car brake as the car tires stop moving but it sliding, you know… drift? But it was too late for them as MC snapped his finger as the fire got bigger and bigger before it surrounded the car.
After that, the fire retreat onto MC's hand as the only thing left from the scene is the mark of a tired because of the forceful brake. Looking around the scene, MC spot a CCTV that melts because of his fire.
"Im pretty sure some random person knocks on my house before he/she asks if I know anything about this accident. Pretty sure they will lose interest in me after knowing my background," stated MC before heading toward his home like every day.
MC has killed many people, the authority at first are suspicious of MC, but once they know his background, they just laugh it off and leave MC.
There are many advantages of being weak, the first thing is, to escape this situation without being harmed. Although this method is for a calm and confident person, an airhead will probably lose after being insulted directly to your pride.
'I should add these tips to my channel, but if I do that, my tactic will not work anymore on authority.' thought MC truly. Is he clever? He is… but when he used his brain? At an unimportant time and place especially a situation. Who knows if he uses his brain to solve '77+33=100'
And yes, the answer is 100. It's not that hard you guys and girls. Always think outside the sandbox.
(Next days)|MC house|
*knock sound can be heard repeatedly at MC door*
'About time. Why do they always come at {6:00 pm}? Why can't come on middays?' though Mc, as he can't, remember how many times they arrive at his house at the same time.
As he opens the door, instead of seeing a person wearing formal clothes, he gets to see a girl wearing a short pair of shorts and a hoodie as she taps her feet repeatedly on the ground while waiting for MC to open his door.
Upon seeing her face, MC can already guess that this girl is a lost kid. He already sees the face of many lost kids before.
"You lost kids? Do you need me to call your parent?" yes, this girl seems lost in the direction of her house. MC as a man must help a kid since that is what his master said before he die. He still remembers his master's words in the past.
Just the thought of it is enough to make MC feel the sadness overcome his current emotion right now. He can't do anything to save his master because he is weak at that time. Suddenly, he gains a sudden flashback out of nowhere.
(Flashback)
We can see MC standing at the edge of the hill as he looks at the sunset. Turning around, he talks with a confused face to the spectator.
"We don't have a master, me," tells MC from the flashback with a confused tone. Master? Since when? Help a kid? Why he should help a sassy lost child? And why does he suddenly thinks he has a master, to begin with?
(Flashback ends weirdly)
MC can be seen showing a pain and shame expression after knowing he doesn't have a master at all.
The girl wants to be mad at MC because he thought she was a lost kid, but after seeing the expression on his face… she changes her mind as she waits for him to calm down. After his expression slowly come back to normal, she began her move.
"Ummm… sorry to ask, but are you MC?" ask the unknown girl to MC as he looks at her with a sad gaze after he knows he won't have a master. "Yes, may I ask who are you?" "MY name is Lily, I was sent to request something from you," tells Lily with a stoic face at him.
"Umm, sure what is it?" 'i hope not a scammer. She sounds like she wants to introduce a product to me.' Lily looked at him before opening her mouth to tell him what request did she want from him. "An information. Do you know someone named, Alex?"
"Hell, I don't know who he is." "Alex is female." this makes MC confused, Alex is a female named? Is he missing something important when he does a video for Montube?
"No. I have not gone outside of my house for a few years." yes, he doesn't go outside of his house for a few years. How he made his video? Secret Realm. It is a place where MC can manipulate the place into something he wants. He buys it from a random merchant that he keeps meeting every time he defeats a monster.
The merchant always greets MC with the same greeting over again. It's 'Welcome'. MC is sick hearing that… but he can't deny that the merchant sells everything MC needs. Although the price is Gold, a freaking gold. All that merchant want is gold. You can get gold by selling something that he might find interesting.
"Hello~ Lily to MC~ you hear me?" getting out of his though, MC looked at Lily with a facepalm as he answers her. "Yes, I hear. So do you need anything else?" "No, just your answer is already enough. See you later~"
Hearing this MC is confused, 'See you later?' is she gonna meet him again? When? Why? Where?
"When?" ask MC Lily. Froze at her spot, she looks at MC with the same impression MC made at the moment right now. Confused.
"Umm… in the future? Pretty sure I gonna meet you by coincidence. What do you think?" asked Lily toward MC just to understand what she means. "Just forgot what I just said. Although quite confident don't you think we will meet again in the future?" hearing this Lily sighed before telling MC "I don't know why, but Im sure I will meet you again but I don't know when… well my supervisor suddenly has an interest in… thus from the novel, I read when you a {NOBODY} managed to make my supervisor interested in you out of nowhere… so yeah."
'At first, I want to disagree with her, but once she said {NOVE}, im sure I gonna meet her many time in the future. Is this the effect after finally getting out of the house and starting to touch the grass?' many though are present in MC's mind but he throws those away. "Can I have your number?"
Lily at first hesitated, but she knew she will meet him any time. Better save his number so she can finish her task and go to sleep early. Today is her lazy day, so she went to sleep for 25 hours today. But it gets interrupted as her supervisor calls her.
'25 hour? I would prefer reading manga than wasting my time sleeping… sleeping is good… but for certain situations. For example, in class. I don't know why, but the chance of me feeling sleepy all of sudden is 90%. 10% because Jake is there to make sure I awake even though he is the first one to fall asleep.' MC unconsciously read her mind.
He hates using his power to read people though. This power makes him lonely and has many thoughts of trusting someone. He wishes he can't read people though since there are many things MC don't want to know about them though, especially about him. The reason MC friends only Jake is because only he is the one that doesn't have a bad thoughts about him.
Most of the time Jake though is pranking MC and show him how to enjoy life as much as possible. Because MC can read what Jake thought, he feels regret since he already knows what will happen to him because of the prank Jack pulled. Thus, knowing what Jake will do to make MC happy makes him more guilty.
Imagine you try to prank this person he already knows it and counters your prank. But what happens if your progression to make that person happy already know by him? It is very heartbreaking. But even with all of this, Jake still has not given up trying to make MC enjoy his life.
The fact that the time MC only feels happy is he gains power and defeats every single powerful person is nothing to him now. Right now he doesn't know what makes him feel happy anymore.
"On second thought, wanna go eat something out there? Im don't eat since yesterday." MC then replied with a word from his heart to her question. "No." he then closes the door while sensing that Lily already leaves with a pout on her face. Why he should go with someone that knew his name and just meet a few moments ago?
"Am I a protagonist now? Why did once I stepped out of my house I have to meet many kinds of people? Cliche? Or cringe?" he guesses correctly. Damn, how does he know that? "I… probably should go to Jake's house? *shiver* On second thought, his mother and sister are always at his house whenever I come."
No matter when he comes over, they are always at Jake's house… what do they want from MC? To be the husband. MC is not dense, he just focuses on another thing rather than his surrounding. The fact that he knows how crazy they are for him, him feel scared. It's not like he hates being loved by milf and his twin sister, it's Jake. he doesn't want MC to be his father or even brother, Jake sees MC as a brother, but that doesn't mean he wants MC to be his brother.
Thus they are Yandere, a few of MC fetish. He wants to bang them, but man, they would kill any woman that makes eye contact with MC, walks close to 5 meters from MC, and the worse is, breathe the same air as MC.
Why do they like MC? He a perfect husband material if he becomes 100% serious about his daily life. He knows how to cook, clean the house, take care of other(they refer to Jake whom MC always protect from any stupid prank he pulls), and more… he powerless? Nah who cares about that? As long as they got their hand on him, that matters.
As for MC, it is a combo though, if he bangs the twin, he gets the milf as a bonus. If he bangs the milf, he gets the twin as a bonus. It is a win-win situation, but he doesn't want to be in a relationship… for a very long time.
(Timeskip tomorrow)|At a bread shop||
'Cream puff… a food that is very rare to found nowadays. Most of the time I see someplace selling this always run out of stock.' As he enjoyed his cream puff in bliss, a woman in the seat opposite MC. He looks at her before he sees a few women standing on each side of her side.
He knows she is someone very important, but girl, can't you find another seat than the MC table? He has thought to ask her to find another seat, but he knows once he asks her, she will be interested in him because he speaks not formally like how other people speak to her.
He doesn't even know who she is in the first place. How many connections she has, he must ask what other people talk to noble people, formally and fear or respect.
"Hello there," ask MC as he began to recollect every single good speech or talking from his memory. He doesn't know why he feels suddenly feel proud all of sudden when greeting a woman like that.
"... hello." the woman greet back with a sweet smile. The bodyguard beside her doesn't act anything as they just inspect MC.
"..." MC doesn't talk to her as he processes what he should speak now.
The woman seeing this just tilts her head while waiting for him to talk.
"So how were your days today? Great?" that's what MC can think at the moment right now.
"My days… good. Nothing interesting at all. How about you?"
"Same, just I meet random people lately. Is this a consequence once you finally start to touch some grass? Till today I wondering am if my fate is kinda messed up?"
"Well, I never go through that, but it is a normal thing that happens daily. Who knows maybe it's your luck that you meet many people?"
"Oh ok… I just think that my life kinda… cliches? Just forgot what I just said. Maybe it's too weird for you to understand."
"Maybe? So what's your name? My name is Mary Hashery, call me Mary. Now, what's yours?"
"Should I tell you my name?"
"Yeah… you must."
MC finally solves the puzzle inside his head, once he gives her his name, she will investigate his background and what connection he has. It's pretty obvious.
If he uses a fake name, her bodyguard probably has a camera that is recording their suits. They can just scan MC's face to find his identity, or even take MC's cream puff box to use his fingerprint. Remember you all, the world slowly evolves, but not the people. Finding evolving people that go forward is hard while finding the one that evolves backward is pretty easy to find.
The only thing MC can do is tell her his name. If he uses a fake name, they probably want to know why he uses a fake name.
"MC."
"MC?" asked Mary with a confused expression on her face. The first time she heard a weird name like this.
"Yes, MC. That's my name."
Upon hearing his confirmation, the three girls have confused expressions too. Mary just shake her head before bringing out her hand for a handshake with MC.
"Weird name, but hey, not only do you have a weird name. It's nice to meet you MC." he accepts her handshake as he feels her power to find how powerful he is. 'So she one of people that fallen god choose? She a villain?!' as he looks around, he yes, there is no one else in the shop besides MC, Mary, and her two bodyguards.
Man, he just meet the number one villain not long ago, and now he meets another villain? Especially since she is the chosen one from the fallen gods. He doesn't know which fallen god choose her, but he knows every fallen god is insane. There is not the sane one, but they have the kindest out of all fallen gods.
She goes with the title The Protector, a God of Element. She is the kindest because she is the kindest God before she becomes a fallen.
"We will meet again MC, thank you for giving us your name. It makes our task easier than before."
'Ahhh… damn.'
She retrieved her hand back before she take one of the cream puffs from MC's box she eat it before her body and her bodyguard's body shone with a purple light before she disappear into MC's eyes.
After knowing how fuck up is MC, he just rubs his neck before going outside the shop and heading back to his house.
'... I will look forward to what they will do.' he wants to live as peacefully as he can, but he knows one day his life will turn 360 degrees for once, maybe more. But he will make sure it happens only once.
He doesn't know what they will do, but he knows that will make his attention to the world. Now what he can do is enjoy his peaceful time as much as possible before it happens.
'On second thought I will go to Jake's house, his mother and twin sister in there? Screw it, I will give them my d if they want that much. Can't wait for Jake to call me father or brother.'