~2 years later~
It's been two years already and I'm still in this f*ck-up world. I'm already 11 years old kid alone in this deserted world, actually not deserted and definitely not alone I made a friend by the way his name is "crunchy". I hold the zombie beside me.
Mark: oh, don't worry I cut this guy's mouth so he can't bite me. Crunchy here is my number friend. Say hello buddy.
Crunchy: Groan~
You guys can say I'm crazy that I have a zombie beside me but meh~. I want my life a little more exciting. I know, I know that I'm already in this f*ck up world and still want some excitement. But I want it, been 2 years, and still can't sight a human being, I'm thinking already that maybe I'm alone in this world and all the humans are already zombies.
Maybe I reincarnated in this apocalyptic world to bring back human life? But I'm alone and can't create a human if I don't intercourse with a female human. Some may say that I'm still a child and can't think like that, but f*ck my body is a child but my soul is already adult.
Mark: Well enough of that rambling to myself. I need to find food I'm starving.
But I can't find food now even though I'm hungry. Why do you ask? I'm on a f*cking highway right now so how can I find food if I'm on a highway all I see are wrecked cars that have been abandoned. You may also ask where am I exactly. Well, I'm in USA Austin Texas and I'm going to Dallas I want to see if I can find people there and I wish they are friendly.
As I was talking again to myself, I heard a car approaching from behind me.
Mark: Sh*t! People?!
I was excited to find that after 2 years of being alone I find a people. A freaking real-life people! Not those dead people but alive. I only wish that they are friendly and not some d*ck.
As I was thinking the car approaching me fast and in any second now it will be Infront of me. I readied myself to them because maybe they are bad guys so I hide behind a wrecked car and get my knife and gun in my backpack that I found last year when I was scavenging something to find a bag to carry my stuff.
As the car slowly stops in front of me, I see 2 people riding it. One is a middle age man wearing a cowboy hat who was driving and the other one in the passenger seat is in his twenties had curly hair and look like a nerdy person. At first, I thought I have seen them before, but as time passed I slowly remember who they are.
Mark: F*CK YOU GOD!! I LOVE YOU!!
The cowboy guy said to you.
Cowboy: hey kid, are you ok?
Mark: Yeah, I'm ok.
As I said that I was shaking in excitement, 1) because I see two of my favorite movie stars in real life and that is Woody Harrelson and Jesse Eisenberg. Now I can tell I'm in a movie world and that is "Zombieland" and 2) because I can talk to real people not like crunchy here and can't even hold a conversation.
Mark: 'ow sh*t I'm going to meet later Emma Stone as "Wichita" and Abigail Breslin as "Little Rock". Yahoo! Maybe I can try to get a chance of getting little rock as my girlfriend when we're old enough. I think she's 12 years old this year in the movie. So, she's 1 year older than me now, but that doesn't matter because later when we are old enough age doesn't anymore. Huehuehue'
(A/N: Not today, F.B.I Agents!)
(F.B.I Agents: F*CK!)
I thought to myself while fantasizing about my future life here in this apocalyptic world, I mean the "Zombieland" world. As I was standing there thinking like a stupid son of a b*tch Tallahassee said to me.
Tallahassee: So, are you alone kid?
He said to me, but I can see that his face says otherwise. I can see that he thinks I'm a stupid kid who just stands there while looking up and smiling in the air for no reason. But they don't know how happy I'm right now. I get out of my hiding spot and stand up. As I got up, I see that the two of them are panicking and I can see on their face the worry. I think why? I'm just an innocent little cute child who is adorable.
But as I was thinking that I heard crunchy growling beside me. Then that's when I realize that I have a freaking zombie beside me and Tallahassee and Columbus getting panicky because of him.
Mark: uhm… this is….
As I was about to explain to them that this guy "crunchy" is not a threat, I see them get out of the car and point their weapons at "crunchy" and said to me.
Tallahassee: Kid get away from there!!
Columbus: Kid come here. We got you just come here, ok? Come.
Mark: it's ok this guy is harmless. Maybe?
Tallahassee: HARMLESS?! How can that zombie be HARMLESS?! Just come here and I'll kill that guy.
Columbus: yeah, kid there is no zombie that isn't harmless. They are all harmless, ok?
I want to laugh out loud because of the two of them, I know that zombies are dangerous but to me, they are just like an animal. If they like you, they'll bite you. Wait I think that sentence is wrong. Well, I guess it's time to say goodbye to my only zombie friend. I turn around and see "crunchy" there standing like a silly little zombie and hear in my back the shouts of Tallahassee and Columbus getting worried because of facing "crunchy".
Mark: 'Goodbye my old friend, you can sleep now
As I said that I point my gun at "crunchy's" head and slowly pull the trigger.
*bang*
I put my gun down and turn around to the two of them. I can see that they are relieved that I am safe and brave and that I didn't even scared of facing a zombie. I can see too that their ears are a bit red, I think they are embarrassed that they panic exaggeratedly. Huhu they just think that my "crunchy" is dangerous but they don't know that "crunchy" multiple times save my life from danger.
That is why I'm glad and sad at the same time, glad because I know now that I am not alone in this world and sad because my only friend, even though he is a zombie died. As I thought that I feel that there is a teardrop sliding on my left side cheeks.
Mark: 'goodbye again old friend' Sniff~
I walk towards the two of them and spoke.
Mark: hey guys! How are you? My name is Mark and I'm 11 years old. How about you two?
Columbus: I'm Columbus 24. Are you sure you ok kid? No bites?
Mark: No bites!
Tallahassee: You can call me Tallahassee kiddo. Where are you going by the way?
Mark: I'm going to West Virginia.
Tallahassee: Is that where your parents are?
Mark: No. my parents are dead and I'm alone.
I slowly lower my head so that they think I'm sad because I see my parents die, but they don't know I was only acting right now hehe.
Tallahassee: I'm sorry to hear that kid. How about you ride with us we are going to Columbus; Ohio I help this guy to get there.
Tallahassee said that while pointing to Columbus.
Columbus: yeah, kid you can come with us. I'm going there to know if my parents are still alive.
Mark: oh, thanks I appreciate that. Really.
I lift my head and smile innocently at the two of them. Tallahassee and Columbus put their guns away while going inside the car as I follow them. As I got in the car of Tallahassee, he said to me.
Tallahassee: buckle up kid this gonna be a bumpy ride.
He smiles at me and starts the car.
Columbus: Hey Tal, why does he gets good treatment while I get bad one when we first meet?
Tallahassee: Well, he's just a kid. What are you crying about? Just shut up ok?
Columbus: Copy that cowboy.
Tallahassee gives him a stare that scared the shit out of his life.
Columbus: Sorry.
As the two of them are talking, I lean on the window of the car and think what will be my future now with this two?
Mark: 'Well I know it will be fun
I smile while I slowly drift away from sleep…