Daaave,"I better not come up there and see u still lying on your bed,better get your ass ready for school!" mom said. "Of cause not mom,am up just finishing up hehe". I answered.Well my lie is exposed as she just barged into my room.
"what the f**k Dave, u said u were almost finishing up,hurry you have just an hour before school starts". said mom.
"I know am just lazy, can't you bath me plssss"
" No, you are a grown ass man and besides ur not my last born anymore,now get up and get ready,I don't want to be coming in here again".
And with that she left and I hurriedly tool my bath brushed and wore my clothes. "Looks like yet another record,finished it all in 30 minutes".
"I hope your done up there young man food is ready,come on we don't have all day.My mom screamed from the kitchen. "Am done mom,you really don't have to scream that much" I replied.
"Do you want me to come up there myself"
"nonono ,I still remember u smacking me each step we took from my room to the dinning room" I answered.
"well are u coming or not I really want to see how you look in your new uniform" she asked.
"MOM,am right here" ,"oh when did you get here,and don't u look like a teddy wrapped in a panda filled with whipped cream"
Well of cause u wouldn't here me from all the screams u were giving..... wait what did u just call me" .
"I called you cute; or was I wrong ,here let's ask ur sisters".
Martha! ( my eldest sis,24,and works at Sunnyvale hotel and suites. she's the manager there. Has a boyfriend named sparrow"whom I hate,his always playing pranks on me,and why are u named after a bird",* bird brain*.)
Lisa(my other sister,20 and she said she hates school so now she works at a cafe down our street, according to her"it has all the bounce and jiggle u can ever want to see",and yes she's a lesbian. She just broke up with her girlfriend and am sad cause that one always buys sweets for me. hmmph.)
"Mom don't call them,lisa always mocks my dressing,and speaking of the devil",here she is.