I just grabbed her waist to support her, that's all.
I didn't even really grab her.
I just pulled her towards me to lean on me for a bit.
"Ugh... huff..."
Yoo In-ha trembled as if she was about to faint and staggered.
What... what's going on? Why is she like this?
"Ugh..."
Is this for real?
Did she, like, piss herself without knowing because she was drunk?
I hurriedly bent down to check under Yoo In-ha's skirt.
If she'd done this shit normally, she would've gotten a beating... but that thought didn't even cross my mind.
"Huh?"
I thought she was trembling because she peed herself, but... it doesn't seem like that.
Her white panties should've shown a yellow streak if she pissed herself.
But there was nothing like that.
Fuck, that scared me.
I thought she'd pissed herself and got all shocked...
If she had, she wouldn't even be able to get into a taxi. Or a cop car...
"Hi... hic..."
Her body was shaking like she was having a seizure, which was confusing.
She's not about to kick the bucket, is she?
I waited while holding her for a bit. If she kept moving like this, she'd really collapse.
"Hah... huff..."
After some time, the trembling stopped.
Luckily, her face looked a bit better than before.
But her body was completely limp, barely leaning against me.
She was so out of it that even helping her was a challenge...
How the hell am I supposed to take her anywhere?
First, I need to drag her to where we can catch a taxi, whether she gets in or not.
There's supposed to be Yoo In-ha's dorm nearby, but I can't even think about taking her there.
What am I supposed to do, carry her on my back? The only thing that comes to mind is the princess carry.
I tried to get her onto my back somehow, but she kept sliding down, making it impossible.
This isn't like some drama where it works out perfectly.
"Ah..."
There's no other way.
I quickly installed a taxi app.
"Hey... Yoo In-ha. Where's your place? Where's your dorm?"
"... ... ..."
"Where's your dorm, huh?"
I asked, hoping for an answer, but as expected... I had no expectations.
Even if I knew where her dorm was, without the password, I could only leave her in the hallway.
A motel... that would be expensive. Plus, I don't want to deal with weird rumors later...
If it's just about putting her to sleep, wouldn't my place be better?
My parents aren't home...
Considering the cost of a motel, it's faster to just take a taxi back to my place.
"Hah..."
She was limp like a mannequin, making it hard even to support her.
Barely holding onto her waist with one hand, I called for a taxi.
'Call completed! On the way.'
We need to get to the road to even think about catching a taxi...
I dragged Yoo In-ha out towards the road, huffing and puffing.
If there was someone around, I'd ask for help, but it's the dead of night, and there's hardly anyone.
Most are either drunk or passed out...
'Fuck, should I just call the cops?'
If I handed her over to the police, they'd take care of it, right?
They'd probably give her water, let her sober up, maybe even let her sleep on a chair...
Ah...
But then I'd probably get shit for it.
Fuck, just abandon her at the police station? You bastard!
More importantly... I just can't bring myself to call 112.
The cops might look at me funny.
Dragging a girl who looks completely out of it to the station would make anyone suspicious.
"Hah... my luck..."
Fuck, I have class tomorrow...
I waited for the taxi, tears in my eyes.
Meanwhile, Yoo In-ha was hanging on me, making strange noises.
'Brr...'
It's here!
I dragged Yoo In-ha to the taxi and stopped in front of it.
I opened the door and somehow stuffed Yoo In-ha inside.
She went in with a weird noise.
"Hah... Please take us to Daero-dong, 33."
"Yes."
The driver's expression was like, "Tsk tsk..."
Like, "She's totally wasted, huh."
He won't think badly of me, right?
Guys with bad intentions wouldn't take care of someone like this...
He probably just thinks I'm a guy taking care of a drunk girl.
"We've arrived."
"Thank you."
Did she fall asleep for a bit?
Yoo In-ha was pretty quiet in the taxi, just making soft snoring sounds...
I grabbed her clothes again, pulling her onto me.
"Need help, student?"
"I... I'm fine."
If it was just her being drunk, I'd have asked for help...
But she seemed like more than just drunk, so I declined.
Brr... Even the driver left, leaving the road eerily quiet.
'...'
From here, it's a bit uphill, so we have to go up further.
It's a shame the taxi can't go up there...
"Hah."
Let's do this!
I grabbed one of Yoo In-ha's arms, wrapping it around me, and held her waist tightly with my other arm.
"Huh... uh..."
She reacted again when I grabbed her waist.
She's in a weird state, half-conscious...
Fuck, I wish she'd just wake up...
"Hah... huff..."
I was sweating like a fountain.
Aren't women supposed to be light? Fuck, she's heavy as hell.
She feels twice as heavy because she's completely unconscious.
Her weight keeps pulling to one side, making it tough to support her.
"This fucking shit..."
It's not like I'm doing some training exercise...
My place isn't that far, but my vision's getting blurry.
I should've... should've worked out more!
"?"
Occasionally, people passed by with puzzled looks.
Thank god it's early morning, otherwise, we'd be a spectacle...
"Huh... huh!"
Entering the uphill.
The hellish course begins...
I've given up on carrying Yoo In-ha properly.
I didn't even care if my shins and ankles got scraped.
The important thing now is to move this fucking mannequin...!
'Plop.'
Oh.
As I forced myself to drag her up, my hand occasionally touched some unexpected places.
Yoo In-ha has quite a chest, huh... didn't know that.
"Hah... stop... it..."
She flinched every time my hand touched her.
Don't do what, you idiot. What would you do if it were someone else?
"Hah..."
My arm... my arm...
Her arm might break, but mine feels like it'll give out first.
My arm, used to nothing but gaming, was shaking like an old man's.
"Let's... take a break..."
I sat her down halfway up the hill.
Fuck, her panties are even wet.
Her light brown hair was spread on the ground, too tired to care.
Ah... this is fucking hard...
I feel like giving up right now.
This bitch should learn to fear alcohol. Maybe she needs to be this wasted to learn her lesson?
I thought, but I held back. We were almost there.
"Here we go!"
Now, it's the princess carry!
I supported her calves and back, lifting her up.
Her neck bent forward like it was going to break.
...This won't work, her neck might break...
No choice. I stuck my hand under her hamstrings and supported her neck with my right hand.
'...Cool.'
Her skin feels cool. And firm yet soft.
I'm sweating like a pig, and she's cool as a cucumber.
This bitch...
I glanced at Yoo In-ha's face; she looked much more comfortable now.
Earlier she looked like she was dying, but now she looks better. With her eyes closed and mouth shut, she's actually quite pretty. If she just kept her eyes closed all the time, it'd be perfect.
"Ugh... uh..."
We're almost at my place.
Then, Yoo In-ha had the same reaction as before.
Like she was trembling again.
What now? Is she feeling bad again? But this time it felt different.
"Uh..."
Fuck, no way. No way.
Before I could react, something spurted from Yoo In-ha's lower body.
Ssshhh...
"..."
This time, it's real.
Something hot and strong shot towards my left arm.
Warm... and kinda lukewarm...
"Uh... uh..."
The warm yellow liquid soaked my arm, which was holding her thigh tightly.
Her piss dripped down, soaking my pants.
Ah... fuck... please don't do this...
The smell...
But the weird thing is, the piss smell isn't as bad as I thought...
It actually smells kind of sweet... Fuck... I found myself sniffing, fuck...
[TN: the author is nuts]
'Beep beep beep.'
I barely managed to unlock the door with one hand and brought her inside.
I set Yoo In-ha's piss-soaked body down by the shoe rack.
"Uh... uh..."
This bitch... sleeping so comfortably?
I felt like punishing this evil pee bag. I was boiling inside, but I held back.
"Hah..."
I can't just leave her in the living room.
Can't let her sleep by the shoe rack either. She might catch a cold.
First, I went to the bathroom to wash off the golden shower on my arm.
I took off my pants... and changed my shirt. The mix of my sweat and her piss made me want to die.
'What do I do with her?'
I need to put her to bed in the living room, but...
She's soaked in piss, I can't just put her to bed.
Do I have to wash her? Washing her feels a bit... wrong. I'd have to undress her.
Fuck...
But I can't just leave her piss-soaked in the living room.
The extreme dilemma hit me. But I was at my limit. I had no more patience.
Pay the price for getting so fucking drunk, Yoo In-ha!
I dragged her to the bathroom.
At least she'd already peed out most of it, so no piss trail.
"Ugh..."
Her top looks fine, so I left it.
I managed to take off her skirt. Her white panties, slightly yellowed, were revealed.
Yoo In-ha's undies... never thought I'd see them like this.
Not really turned on. Maybe because they're yellowed...
"Hah... fuck."
I laid down a towel and carefully placed her head on it.
Now she looks more at peace.
I turned my gaze to her lower half.
...Hmm... I need to wash everything below her belly. Her panties... I guess I have to take them off?
I hesitated, fearing she might make a fuss tomorrow, but there was no choice.
It's her own piss, what can I do? Part of me wants to stuff her like a taxidermy... let her experience the shame of being a piss-doll!
'Ah...'
With these ridiculous thoughts, I pulled down Yoo In-ha's panties.
Eh. What's this?
I thought they'd just be wet, but they're kinda sticky.
Whatever, right? I tossed the panties far away.
Her smooth lower region was now exposed.
"Ah..."
She's shaved. Or maybe she's naturally hairless?
Seeing her smooth skin made me uneasy.
Her pale skin made it even more awkward. She looks fierce, but her skin is pretty... it's kind of a mindfuck.
"Ugh..."
I guess I need to wash her?
I didn't dare to soap her up, just water would do.
I gently placed the showerhead on her belly.
'Shhhh...'
Warm water, moderate pressure.
I nervously started rubbing her belly softly.
She won't wake up and go, "What the fuck are you doing, you bastard?" right?
That thought, along with the fear of something worse than piss coming out, hit me at the same time.
"Ugh... uh..."
She started reacting again as I washed her belly.
Can't she just react consistently? Either stay unconscious or wake up.
I gritted my teeth and quickly washed from her thighs to her ankles.
She's soft as fuck... unlike Juha, she's slender...
Why is she so firm and smooth?
She should be grateful to me.
If it were someone else, she'd be screwed. I'm the one with the patience here...!
"..."
I managed to wash her legs and ankles.
Now, the last part. Her... private parts and butt.
I should've started with that, but I got uneasy and washed the rest first.
What should I do?
Should I just quickly rub and get it over with? Or just use the showerhead?
Maybe if I just get the smell off, she'd be fine to lay down.
I started with the showerhead to test her reaction.
Shhhh...
The warm water touched her privates.
She made a small noise, "Uh... uh..." like she was reacting again.
"Hah..."
I'll have to wash around there as best as I can.
I carefully rubbed around her parted area with my fingers.
While doing so, my gaze kept going to that spot, driving me nuts.
Fuck, why is it so pretty? Why is it pink, fuck.
"Hah... uh..."
Her fingers twitched as if telling me not to do it, but then stopped, like she gave up.
"Phew... phew."
I did it. I really did it.
Even Confucius wouldn't tolerate this. He'd probably say, "Are you an idiot? No dick?"
I wiped the sweat from my forehead. I managed to wash everything except that slit perfectly.
I turned Yoo In-ha over.
She reacted with a soft "Ugh..."
"... ... ..."
Her soft, perky butt.
I swear, I want to give it a smack.
The way it's raised like pudding is too tempting.
"Fuck this!"
If I can't even do this, it's not fair! I smacked her left cheek, not hard, just for the sound.
Slap! Yoo In-ha's butt trembled.
"Ugh... uh..."
This is kind of fun.
I smacked her butt again, checking if she was okay.
Yoo In-ha, unable to resist... this might be thrilling.
"Ugh..."
Fuck, what am I doing as an adult?
I sighed and brought the showerhead back to her.
Rub, rub.
...Her butt is overwhelmingly soft.
Her thighs and calves can't compare.
I suddenly remembered the time with Juha, when we had sex from behind... the sensation of her butt while I was inside...
"Hah..."
Why are you testing me like this?
I'm tempted to just slip a finger in. I'm so fucking curious.
She's unconscious anyway, so it wouldn't matter, right?
...Ah.
Maybe I'm just drunk and crazy.
Sneaking around isn't my style.
I want to do it properly. If I do it, I want to wake her up and say, "Look, bitch! Look at my finger!" and do it properly.
I'd probably get beaten to death, but...
"Phew."
I washed her butt completely.
Maybe she sensed something, because her body kept twitching, but... I finished.
I dried her with a towel from her butt to her calves.
Then I turned her over and dried her belly to her shins.
I left her privates alone. Fuck it, they'll dry on their own. I'm not touching them again, or she might piss herself again.
"Alright."
For the finale, one more smack on the butt.
Slap! The sensation was satisfying.
Should I smack it again? ...Let's not. I'm scared she might piss again.
"Ugh..."
I dragged her out, put my boxers on her.
Yoo In-ha, peacefully asleep in my boxers... that's something rare.
The urge to take a photo was overwhelming, but I resisted. If she found out, my dick would be cut off.
"Phew..."
I spread a blanket in the living room, dragged her over, and laid her down.
I even gave her a pillow, and her face relaxed completely.
Maybe she sensed she was in a safe place. Her tense shoulders dropped entirely.
I glanced at Yoo In-ha.
She looked so different from earlier, now making a "Umm..." expression with her eyes closed.
Hmm... maybe I should've just put a finger in.
If the roles were reversed, she'd probably play with my dick like crazy.
Ah, whatever. Let's just sleep.
I turned off the living room light and went to my room after a quick wash.
Ah... feels good... the bed after a hard day's work is so sweet...
"..."
How long has it been since someone was in the house?
Just knowing someone's in the living room made me feel better.
If it wasn't Yoo In-ha, drunk and pissing herself, it would've been even better...
"Yawn..."
Fuck you in my dreams, Yoo In-ha...
Wait, no. Taking a photo of her naked is out of the question, but a photo of her sleeping like an angel might be okay?
She looks so funny with her makeup all messed up.
...Nah. Let's not. Better not to do it...
I pulled the blanket up to my neck.
The exhaustion made me feel a sweet drowsiness...