Agent Archie Actinium Lorenzo, AKA Lorenzo. Age 23, toxin- Actinium. SS rank chemical being. That's me, full report. I'm a chemical being who was dipped in Actinium. I'll just give you a short run down on how it happened. I was 19, a punk drug addict with long black hair. I couldn't get a job even if I wanted to. I had decided to go to the store and pick up a case of beer. On my way back a black van pulled up next to me. "I've already damaged my kidneys with vodka. If you wanna sell them they're not gonna be any good".
Of course I was just joking, so I was surprised when someone pulled me in. People held down my arms and legs and covered my mouth. White gas started to fill the car and they let my mouth go. As I inhaled it everything went black. When I opened my eyes I was in a room with nothing but a large tank. There was a black podium inside the tank, stopping you from going too far down. "Where am I"? "You're Lorenzo Romano, correct", a kid with green hair asked me. There was a taller man standing next to him.
"Non parlo Inglese", I told them. "Sei Lorenzo Romano"? I scoffed, "Why am I here"? "We want to make you better. Something you thought you'd never be, all for free". "What"? "You'll later go to training and get paid more than $200,000 a year". "I'm in, what are you gonna do"? "We're gonna dip you into this tank and turn you into something called a chemical being". "What now"? "The toxin in the tank is called Actinium. It has the ability to cause dry mouth, anemia, and rapid kidney deterioration". "Okay". "You'll have the ability to do all of that. You'll somewhat become Actinium", the green haired kid said. "And you're sure I won't die". "Not unless you fall too deep into the tank, that's why we have the podium".
I agreed and we went over to the tank. "You ready", the tall guy asked as I sat on the podium. I nodded my head and went all the way under. My eyes started to burn as they dropped me a bit lower down. I could feel my veins pop and my heart beat faster. My blood got warmer and my head felt cold. Then I was brought out of the tank. "Good, now when will I get...", then I passed out. When I woke up I was in a large room with a bunch of other people. They all looked like movie super heroes. They had red, white, blue, and yellow hair. There had to be at least a hundred of them.
A girl with yellow blonde hair came up to me. "Hi, you must be a newbie. I'm Titanium Tikki Marceline". "Cool name". "Have you seen your new look yet"? She took me in front of the mirror. My eyes were bright blue and so was my hair. "Wow, the Actinium did that"? "You're toxin is Actinium, cool. Obvious to my name, mine is Titanium", she laughed. I looked at her and laughed. She was really pretty. I realized something. I started to look around, for a way out. "What's wrong"? "I should be having withdrawals right now". "You're an addict"? "Cocaine and the heroine baby", I laughed. "The chemicals should help with that. You can't get drunk or addicted, your addiction should be gone". "Really", I smiled. "Yeah".
"Where's your file", she asked me. I looked at the spot I woke up in. There was a blue file there. I picked it up and looked at the picture of me on the paper. "Agent Archie Actinium Lorenzo Romano", Marceline read. "Woah, they let you keep your last name, cool". "Yeah, I guess so". "Well Lorenzo, today is your first day of training". Suddenly a girl with short white hair and white eyes walked into the room. Something about her was different from everyone else. She looked more, intoxicated. Like she was overdosed or something. Everyone stopped to stare at her. Everyone else was trying to talk and make friends with her. She couldn't even be older than 14!
"Who's she", I asked. "That's Agent Chlorine Chaos Over Blitz, the first agent to exist here". "Why does she seem so special". "She was overdosed, hence why they call her Over Blitz. The podium broke while she was in the tank. She's also one of the youngest people here. She's 13 and still the strongest of all of us". "Why doesn't everyone else get overdosed too then"? "You see how she has patchwork skin? Falling to the bottom can cause all of your limbs to fall apart. The short hair is because all her hair fell out, then it grew back like that. I heard they had to sow her back together". Well that's all you guys need to know. Remember me, Lorenzo, I'm pretty important.