The first grand feast of Hogwarts.
As a child, I fantasized about it. Drooled at the prospect of unlimited food, with so many options I could never dream to try and to taste them all.
Now that I'm actually here though.
It's pretty mid(god Americas getting to me(A/N: I'll give yeh guys some context later...maybe :) ))
The place was homey I suppose.
But I was kind of busy dealing with...everything else.
And what I mean by that is James motherfucking Potter starring me down like I just farted in Congress.
Not to mention Albus dumbledore looking at me like a pedo, and the now red-eyed Quirrell looking at me like prey(I'd have to check into that later.)
The Slytherins were also painfully annoying, looking at me with narrowed eyes.
Oh, the pain.
Finally Lil bitch Lilly.
The woman, who was the new Astronomy teacher, was looking at me with such disgust it was no wonder she was related to Petunia.
I sipped my water slowly, daydreaming on ways to cook Aldick*cough* sorry, Albus.
I don't think he'd taste that good though.
Too many stupidity germs.
As the feast came to an end Albitch said some stupid warning that 100% would not work and forced the hall to sing the school song.
I forgot Hogwarts had one.
Soon enough an older Slytherin student, supposedly the prefect, stood up and drew the attention of 'all of us firsties'.
"Come along little ones," the maji said, guiding us up to the Slytherin common room like we were little ducklings.
"My name is Gemma Farley and I'm a female Slytherin Prefect," she said introducing herself.
She stopped in an area of the dungeons and smirked, annoying me just the slightest bit.
Just the slightest.
"Try and find the entrance to the common room, all of those from..." she looked me up and down, then looked back at the rest of the kids,
"more...knowledgable backgrounds should be able to find it easily."
A small chuckle to leave my throat but I held it in.
This was material for later. I think Kreacher would get a kick out of this.
I rolled my eyes and walked down to the stone wall which was the entrance to the common room.
"Occamy Eggshell," I said, using the password I heard the prefect muttering about at the dining table.
I rolled my eyes and walked into the common room, ignoring the glares are stares. How wonderful.
"Welcome to Slytherin," the resident potions master, and my current head of house, Severus Snape said, looking at us.
His infamous sneer, left his lips as his eyes looked upon me.
For some reason, I felt...emotional, when I saw him.
'How interesting.' I thought.
Quickly Severus stated the rules of Slytherin which everyone was meant to follow.
1. Your house is your family.
2. Keep the common room neat.
3. Arguments stay inside the common room, Slytherins are a united unit.
4. Don't skip house meetings.
(A/N: For deh credit, since I forgot the ones stated in the WWW https://archiveofourown.org/works/426484)
Eventually, we were told to find our dorms as Hogwarts had marked our rooms.
For the first bit I wasn't worried because well, why would I be, but after 10 minutes of searching for my room and finding nothing I was actually starting to get pissed.
"The golden boy probably has a room with the Gryffindorks," one of the first years said earning snickers from some of the others.
My housemates continued insulting and making fun of me, annoying me so much, I was actually surprised I hadn't had Mara bite them yet.
It took a while, and I mean a while, but eventually, I found a LARGE portrait with my name resting on top of it, carved in wood.
My housemates' eyes widened, in fear, confusion, and, for some, anger.
"No way..." one whispered under their breath, their face looking as though Merlin just shitted in front of them.
The portrait was of Salazar Slytherin and my grin was wider than the width of the world.
"~Welcome Heir~," Salazar said in parseltongue.
"~It's a pleasure to meet you lord Slytherin~," I said in reply, having no idea what to call him.
"~Just call me Salazar Snakeling~" He said to me, S.M.I.L.I.N.G.
"~As you wish L-Salazar~"
My occulmemcy barriers rose as I used ALL my strength not to burst into laughter.
The faces on the kids were SOOO hilarious.
'I wish I had an iPhone on me.' I thought without thinking.
I blinked.
Where the hell did that thought come from?
What the fuck is an iPhone?!
"~The password to your dorm is Bloodline in Parsletounge child. Take a look. I think you'll find it to your liking.~"
Pushing the thought about my thoughts aside,
I walked into my dorm.
Leaving all my peers behind to whisper.
Tomorrow would be so exciting.