Blood and destruction filled my realm as the Servants mighty as they were slaughtered monsters, demi-gods, and the very gods themselves. But they were not infallible as I saw Herakles attempt to take on Ares. And in a mutual kill, they tore out each other's hearts with Herakles having long exhausted his extra lives with God's Hand and thus laid on the ground just another corpse filling my realm beside his fallen foe.
Tiamat and the monsters she created by absorbing the dead with her tidal waves of primordial life and sea of mud, met Poseidon's army of mermen. giants, and cyclops with the sea gods' power protecting them from Tiamat's corrupting mud that would take over their bodies when the immortal zombies Tiamat inevitably slayed them eventually.
It was clear that Poseidon was more powerful than Tiamat but the Sumerian goddess was far more durable and could withstand Poseidon's trident while her magical beams were more than capable of keeping Poseidon at bay allowing her superior immortal army to kill the opposing army.
"Boy, you dare betray me!" Zeus screamed as we clashed and for a moment I was confused before I saw to the side seeing Captain Marvel or Billy Batson fighting Hermes with the help of The Flash.
Then Zeus's eyes flashed with lightning and Captain Marvel choked in the air as a bolt of lightning was seemingly pulled out of his body only with The Flash fighting Hermes and taking several blows was he able to keep the speedy god from punishing Captain Marvel for pausing in the battle.
"Fight without my power then whelp." Zeus snorted as he looked at me before grinning and I matched his teleport as he appeared in front of Billy his hand speared forward ready to shove through the young boy's chest I grabbed the lightning gods wrist, snapping it and pulling him closer to headbutt my Heirro reinforced forehead right into his nose making his nose audibly snap as I snarled at the agony of Zeus's other arm not being idle and had speared through my own chest and hit Billy behind me as he recovered from having a blessing stripped from him.
"There are better gods than you to get a blessing from," I said spitting out some blood to the side as I stood in front of Billy as he hovered back into the air to stand beside me. "In fact..." I whispered and I closed my eyes taking in my realm's power as Zeus rallied to send a massive lance of lightning at me just as he let go of the spear I teleported with Billy away as I spoke with power coursing through my words.
"I gift you, Billy Batson, with the winds of Freedom, letting nothing bind you and you to carve apart mountains with howling winds!" I could feel my core true name as the Unfettered traveler following the winds rise as I blessed Billy with a copy of my abilities and Zeus snarled seeing the boy in the form of a large man conjuring a large blade of green solid wind.
"Huh looks like I cuckolded you of a champion," I whispered as I met Zeus with another series of blows Captain Marvel even faster than before was able to help the Flash fight Hermes so much more effectively. And as I spoke Zeus shuddered at my words making me grin as I took the opening to punch him in the throat hard enough to override the power keeping him afloat and smashing him into the ground.
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A few minutes later as Zeus and I kept beating the shit out of one another I winced as pure holy light filled my realm and I heard Artoria activating her noble phantasm shouting. "Excalibur!" Splitting the army of enemies in half with Zeus not even blinking an eye at the losses to his troop and instead only teleported off to Artoria but before he could kill her I teleported over a loud gonging noise rang out as a knight-wearing dark purple armor all but teleported beside Artoria with his massive shield held in front of himself and the two were launched miles away at Zeus's punch hit the shield bearer who protected Artoria out of the fight.
"Haha, you got in our range!" I heard someone shout and then bloodlust filled the realm as the voice rang out again I heard Cu and a female voice roar together. "Gae Bolg!"
"I am immune to the threads of fate, you filthy humans!" Zeus snarled as he tore apart the conceptual spears that attempted to pierce his heart and prevent the wound from healing, but before he could fully break apart the three spears that attempted to pierce his heart I teleported behind him and speared my own hand through his chest and with a groan from the god I ripped out his heart and as he whirled around furiously as the explosion of the Gae Bolg's spears exploded around me I casually ate Zeus's entire heart whole with my jaw distending slightly.
"You taste like licking a fucking battery," I said disgustedly as not even unwashed demons were as nasty as Zeus and the man's eyes twitched.
"Did you eat glue while also licking battery you fool?" He snarled as he taunted me and in reply, I simply teleported as he was healing the gaping wound in his chest and I jammed my two fingers into his eyes with them popping from the sneaky blow, and with him temporarily blinded I slammed him down towards the ground before I slammed my knee into the back of his neck as I teleported beneath him.
"Just fucking die you rat bastard!" I snarled as I shoved my hand into his mouth to hold his upper mouth and then Zeus for the first time in this whole battle screamed in agony as I ripped his mouth jaw and mouth off his face while pouring a Cero down his gullet.
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♦Topic: Lorde and his fucking badass army fighting the Greek Pantheon of Dickbags.
In: Boards Live Battles.
Lorde's Apostle (Original Poster) (Cape Groupie)
Posted on December 4, 2014:
This thread is to discuss the absolutely insane mad lad our hero Lorde is to stand up to Zeus the biggest dick bag in history who has decided to invade a realm and force himself on its native royalty... Let us just thank the gods that aren't the Greek Pantheon that Cameraman-Kun's immortality is in full effect as I think he got sat on by that goddess Tiamat at some point!-
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Post 1: LordeLover: Holy sht, did you guys see Lorde kicking Zeus' ass?! That was epic! #FckZeus #LordeIsABadass
Post 2: ZeusHater93: Finally someone giving that arrogant prick god Zeus what he deserves! Go, Lorde, show him who's boss! #ZeusSucks #LordeForTheWin
Post 3: LightningLover22: Lorde is a freakin' legend! Tanking Zeus' lightning bolts like a boss and taking the fight straight to the god himself.
Post 4: LordeFanatic: I heart Lorde so hard right now! Seeing them go toe-to-toe with Zeus to protect their friends is giving me life! #TeamLordeXGalatea #Goth,be,gone!
Post 5: StormChaser: This is fucking bullshit Zeus is like so close to Wonder Woman that something cooky must be going on. I bet Zeus is actually fighting Lorde because Lorde got mind-controlled or something.
Post 6: FckZeus69: Lorde is a fcking hero StormChaser! Taking on that goddamn Zeus and making him eat lightning like the cunt he is. This is the shit I live for! #LordeTheLegend #FckZeusAllDayForBeingScum
Post 7: PHOModerator Wondercheeks: Let's remember to keep discussions respectful and refrain from using offensive language. It's great to support Lorde's heroic efforts without resorting to vulgarities. #PHORules #PositiveVibesOnly
Post 8: BoltBabe: Lorde is fucking ruining Zeus... Noo Zeus's dilf energy is being ruined! Lorde go fucking die in a hole!"
Post 9: SpearsInHand: Lorde is the MVP of this battle. Those hot girls fighting the gods and monsters though.... Who the fuck is that woman wearing that violet body glove and spears! I want her to suffocate me with her thighs!
Post 10: TrapsAreUs: I see that person on the griffon and I am torn between calling them brother or sister... They are perfect for joining my friend's club! #TrapsAreLyfe
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