"Aarghhh!!!!" I screamed for another twenty minutes as I calmed down and realized that I also lost control of another orifice of mine and I now smell like literally shit mixed with the fishy smell of the blood that covered me. This made me want to retch again but my stomach is currently empty.
"Damn, what the hell man!" Voice hoarse from all the screaming I looked back again and noticed that the Eyeball was stuck on the wooden pole in the other end. Not sure why is that but the pole now looked like a mages staff but I was sure it was stuck due to the sticky blood on it.
So shen I poked it earlier I didn't notice it sticking to the pole due to my confusion, no wonder something felt wrong earlier. I thought I was just tired so the pole felt heavier but it made me realize that the Ants didn't attack me earlier due to the Eyeball as it still exudes the aura of a Wyvern that was killed earlier.
It made me think if this eyeball could scare away the ants them it means that the one that killed it was a lot more dangerous that the owner of this eyeball. Even the two I thought was a mega bear and King Kong was scared of what passed by. I need to gather my thoughts right now.
Man what a day, it seems this is really my situation. I wanna wake up cause I already took a shit in my pants and if I wake up with me having a doodoo on my junkn then it would infuriate me. Guess my time training in the Academy before still is in me cause to think I could still think again after calming down.
I'd have been a nervous wreck If I didn't get that experience training with the Rangers, too bad I got discharged. Not that I regret doing what I did but if I get to chose I would do it again to save my brothers.
*Sighs heavily*
No point thinkinbg about the past right now Brad, come one think. Remember your training, you've been through this before but instead of Hell mode in the Rangers it's Hell mode withing Hell here. Big Monsters, large ants, thumb sized glow worms.... wait thumb sized glow worms, large ants and even larger beast.
I rememeber something from a documentary about prehistoric times, it was said that insects were bigger due to having larger percentage of oxygen in the atmosphere. So that's why I have trouble reorrienting myself, there's too much oxygen in the air.
What else, or right the eyeball. I pulled the pole to look at the creepy eyeball that creeps me out but I got a reaction from the ants far away as they flinched when they saw me do that. So they are indeed afraid of the Eye, man if this didn't stick with the pole then I would have been Ant poop already.
Wait don't ants have a queen? I looked around and saw that the ones around me looks like the Soldier ants and not much worker ants which means that these are just foragers outside their colony. Seems the Ant's base is quite far away, and they are somehow touching the floor with their antenae.
Ahh Pheromone and stuff, are they marking this place dangerous? Hope so, man screaming is really tiring. I'm sure even my Ranger brothers would be spooked of this ituation too but with no shitting themselves and screaming. I really spent to much time acclimizing as a civilian, hah I miss the good old days.
Wait what am i thinking, shouldn't I prioritize what's important here. I'm alone in an unfamilliar environment with dangerous animals around me and I have nothing but half my closet, my bed, a wooden pole with an eyeball stuck on it, shoes which are important and clothes that I'm sure is nont that much needed.
What I need is a stable water supply, like my drill sargeant said 'water is your best friend, as well as your right hand. Unless you're left handed...' Ahh such memories. But first I must remove this gunk on me.
I moved to a nearby stream which was close to where I came from and the ants parted ways as I planted my pole on the ground and washed myself clean. Grrr man that's cold.
"Hey guys!" i shouted to the ants that were still spectating as they started to mind their business seeing that I didn't pay attention to them at all.
"Is your queen hot like those in the hentai comics? Is she humanoid?" Man I'm so messed up right now that random thoughts kept appearing in my head.
"Damn, I've been single for two years that I am now fantasizing about ants, something is wrong with me to be this down bad." I kept talking to myself thinking that maybe I am haviing a conversation with the ants.
"*Sigh* You large looking ant, i shall anme you Antonio!! Not that I like that but Ant-man named his Ant like that too and It seems funny so yeah, you'll be Antonio!!!" I pointed at an Ant who looked like the meanest of all these Soldier Ants as its as large as a common Wolf in size.
"Hmm, wait my bed was with me right?" I seemed to remember something important as I realized my bed was with me. I hurriedly stood up from the stream and picked up the Eye-pole which I name thusly as the Glaring staff.
I excitedley ran towards the entrance I was in but first I wipe my hands on the goey eyeball to get a smudge of blood on it then rubbed my hand on the entrance walls. Hopefully blood work so I wont have to leave my Glaring Staff behind the entrance, thinking about it I should use the remaining blood on the Cave entrance to mark all of my territory.