Hello people my name is naraka kirikage. Well not a nice name wen you know meaning of it in sundanese well literally means hell. What did my parents think about it? Well a nice name or so they says my moms Japanese wile my pops from amarica they never really told me about their lives well I do not care since they are dead.
Pretty heartless you say? Well I do love them but dead are dead nothing you can do about it at least I wanna be immortal and I am crazed for it but not all orichimaru but yea I am a researcher who is trying to figure out how to be immortal.
Well talking about immortality wen I am dying is the best way to dye why you ask? Because I am a hypocrite nothing to do about it I guess.
Well at least my life wasn't all sh*t. hmm now that I think about it it was all sh*t .well this might be a bit late to say but I am not really dying from truck_kun at least I am dying because I got a bit greedy and tried to uncover some rune's or texts that got my hands on from a colleague when I asked he said he got them from a Egyptian treasure hunters
How I died from some feeble texts you might ask? Well when I was studying them they blew up simple as that.
Well this was a nice ending, as I say this I am taking out a black pen takes the tip off and as I press the button on the tip I say, "let's go out with a bang", well always wanted to say that.
As my lab gets destroyed I am laughing my stomach out and singing songs. there goes my hypocrite and psychopathic tendencys. Well at least those greedy busters would never get their greecy hands on my research at least.
As I dye I am reminded of my childhood, dreams, memory's , regrets as I dye.
(Bleh I am dead wait how can I still think if I am dead) I started to think harder as I pout. yea I like to act cute. why a grown middle aged man acting cute you ask? well even old dogs have s*x don't they so don't complain
As I was wandering in my thoughts a voice intrupted me out of it , "ehem dude you dead why are you making bullshit theory's out of you death hmm well you are a hypocrite of a higher order" as I look at the sound I see a middle aged dude wearing one of those daoist robs you see in cultivation sh*t or xiang xia or so they say, the thing tooke me off guard was how handsome the dude was I thought to myself ( WTF I ain't homo f*ck this dude dam Holly mother of Jesus. I need to mess with this guys face at least put a scare on the bastard's face) as I finished my thoughts he says "there you go with you hypocrite nature not that I am complaining well now let's get down to business dude you died well nice going with all the blowing up you research watching all that was fun "
As I looke at home I ask "hmm so you are the reason I died and you are hear to reply me and all reincarnation sh*t?" I ask as he answers " yes I am doing all those cliché and sh*t so what do you think obout this do ya wanna reincarnate and do shit" I look at him and thought (hmm I am liking this guy more never seen anyone not get annoyed with my hypocrisy even my mom was like are you really our son and sh*t) as I thought I responded " nay I don't wanna. now I got another thing I wanna do" he looks at me with interest as he says "and what would that be"I directly look home in the eye as I spoke "I have decided to become a god not bad for a goul don't ya think hmm I don't think you will grant me my wish and I don't wanna do it with cheating either I wanna become one with my own work" He looks into my eyes as if looking directly at my soul even thought I am dead and in soul form
he stays quiet for a 5 or so minutes and says "nice goul you got their hmm this might be more complicated than I thought hmm not their is no way for a level 3 soul to become one it's just their have not been many and if I reincarnate you to a anime world or anything that is presented in you world you would be hunted by great dimensional guild and not many world want a being who possesses the potential to be a outer god" he puts his hand on his chin well I do not care what he is thinking as I say, "I can go to a anime world " he does not move a single inch as he say"no it is prohibited as some reincarnators do some shits like mass murder and rapes people and takes every single girl they see into their harem well those are in alternative reality of the original but a real reality nontheless well the guild hunts them down at least well I know you will not go to a another world even given opportunity"
'Hmm this dude is sharp' as I thought he continued "here I give you a option you will be given three wishes with a body whith potential and ability to learn any magic from any world without side effects with potential to become a outer god like me also you will have your memory's how about it pretty neat if I say so myself" I think about it as I say "hmm not bad and this body can I do anime stuff and those cultivation shit?" "Of course you will be able to do any of those and don't need to worry about using different systems at ones as those theory's are just bullshit" as he said that I look at him confusedhe says "dude we were the ones who came up with those bullshit all the bullshit that we mad as you can see we god's have the basic power to mess with reality as power systems are created " "well that's messed up not that I care so how do I become a god not gonna lie I am a bit exited"
" Don't get you horses up well the world I am gonna send you will have many kinds of energy and many mixed breeds wen I mean literly all kinds of monsters dragons and stuff but don't worry you will live in a modern world with monsters which live in hermony with humans well not gonna explan all those I will give you info in as a starting pack now on with wishes oh and think hard about it and can't make ya omnipotent and stuff butt you can choos a round bout way to do that"
When he said that I think for a wile and I ask" why did you choos that world for me" he says" well that's one world which have almost all kind of energy and we outer god's have power over and the creachers you meet there are real not some cheap imitation from some random novel"I look at him as I talk"hmm that makes sense let me think about my wishes any time limits for this" "no" he says
It tooke ten minutes or more to decide as I chose them very carefully I look at him as said "for my first wish I want a library which have any knowledge in the multiverse people's experiences their knowledges and of cours books like magic chakra and Odin's beard also it must have a function were the knowledge I want is safely uploaded into my memory "
"For my second wish is something like make my mind a like a super computer like I will have a wery fast learning ability make it 10000× if possible make it like I can learn anything at next intant and my brain can store any amount of data as I learns. also make make my own iq above 1000 at least without messing with my personality"
"for my final wish I want a inner world which will have any kind of anergy I cultivate and will also have time alteration hmm make it 10000:1if possible I mean I can change it if I want like 1:10000 and also I want training dummy's like when I know something about someone their will be the expect same person to fight in a death battle without really dying or getting injured so can you grant my wish"
It did not take time for home to reply "hmm it's possible but library won't have future info only the present of multivers and won't have all the info of multivers as some are hidden by multiverse himself but don't worry that guy did not hide power part only some parts that needs privacy as for inner world you can bring people in there but time function won't be available for them so that's all also as a extra gift in you iner world their you can grow any kinds of plants without disturbing the habitat and all kinds of metals at least the ones you will learn from library as you learn it will be added"