[My name is Cordova, an ordinary player in the Realm of Innocence...
At least in the beginning, I believed myself to be rather ordinary.
That was until I first entered the game and took that %@&+# step.
I got swept into an NPC brawl, and then... well, there was no "then", I just outright died.
This was just the beginning of a nightmare...
After brutally realistic simulated pain, I emerged from the darkness once again amidst those damned doors, which were utterly pointless since only the door of Neutral Goodness would open for me.
I was randomly assigned a new race and dazedly entered the game again...
Sand Gnome, that's right, I transformed into a Sand Gnome—an ugly, weak, talentless race. Frankly, if I hadn't been made the king of the race, I would have deleted my character straight away.
But what I experienced afterward made me realize that I should have deleted my character!