Chapter 9 : Premature Elf
Blue internal monologue : "Welp guess it's Luna's turn now".
Blue walked over to Luna waving his hands in front of her face to get a reaction. Luna Shadowblade was still stuck in a lewd dumb smile as she stared off into space. This was the first time Blue had ever dealt with a weirdo reaction like this so he was unsure of what to do.
Blue internal monologue : "What the fuck? Did she fall asleep with her eyes open or something? That's totally weird".
Blue : "Alright sleeping beauty I don't got all day for this, so it's time to wake up".
He spoke clearly and directly at her lightly tapping her cheek with his hand. Blue was cautious about being too forceful, he couldn't just slap or whack her against the head to snap Luna out of it and there was a very good reason why. The magical super human levels of strength these two elf simps possessed was no joke.
All it would take was one moment of carelessness then BOOM! Instant death or fatal injury at best. Blue wondered how Sebastian was doing he couldn't just wait around until Luna got a grip of herself. While thinking of what to do Blue came up with a simple solution.
Blue leaned in, grabbing the back of Luna's head and pushing it towards him for a kiss. Luna jolted back to life like a fish being thrown back into water shocked by the sudden moment of intimacy she could only stare with eyes wide open when they're lips met. Naturally I closed my eyes for the kiss so when I felt her body react I moved my tongue into her mouth making it a nice long wet kiss.
Eventually Luna just went with the flow closing her eyes too and for a while she was content with just kissing. When I pulled back she immediately noticed the torn clothes and the mess on the floor while Jewel laid passed out butt naked on the floor. Before she could open her mouth to ask I lovingly placed my index finger on her lips whispering "shh", as I held her chin moving it down so she could face my fully erect cock instead.
Luna's face became a blushed red and her breathing was heavy. It was obvious she wanted to do something but didn't know what or how to start. So I grabbed her wrist and led her right hand onto my dick, using Luna's own hand to stroke myself while I jerked it back and forth.
I couldn't help but smile. Luna was too distracted to even talk or care about her naked friend on the floor anymore. She moved her face closer to the point where I could feel Luna's hot breath on my cock while I still used her own hand to jerk myself off. Feeling that Luna started moving her hand on her own now I let go and she nervously looked up to me to ask.
Luna : "C-Can I touch it?"
Blue : "You already are".
Luna : "R-right…"
Blue : "Can I touch your boobs".
Luna : "What? You want to touch my boobs? Are you sure? I don't really think you should…"
Blue : "You don't want me to touch them?"
Luna : "N-No I do! It's just… Shouldn't we be dating, isn't this the kind of stuff you should only do with someone you love?"
Blue : "I love you Luna".
Luna : "Y-you do?!"
Blue : "Yeah I love you and Jewel you two are my friends".
Luna : "Ohh... friends right..."
I gave Luna a warm smile and caressed her face to comfort her while she still jerked me off slowly. Unlike with Jewel Luna was a total pushover I didn't even need to try hard to convince her. However Luna looked gloomy when I mentioned Jewel and the word friends.
To be honest I couldn't blame Luna for feeling upset if I was in her shoes I would have been sad too. In truth I would have liked to avoid bringing Jewel up but it was absolutely necessary to do it now. So I could avoid it becoming an elephant in the room in the future.
Plus as gullible as Luna Shadowblade was she was not stupid and had already understood why Jewel was laying on the floor butt naked and passed out when she came to her senses. A serious relationship with Luna Shadowblade or Jewel Goldheart was the equivalent of a life without freedom or the pursuit of happiness . I did not want to spend my new millennia long life in a magic fantasy world being tied down to these two elf simps as an expendable member of their future harem.
Blue was fully aware that the power dynamics between them was totally out of whack because if they really wanted too, these two elf simps could simply just use brute force to have their way with him. Which is why it was so essential to establish a lead even if Blue had no real power to enforce this lead, so long as Jewel and Luna believed that Blue had the lead in their relationship they would not try to use brute force against him.
Blue internal monologue : "Guess I'll have to step it up a little before she gets too upset".
Blue : "Luna do you still want me to touch your boobs? Because I really want to".
Luna : "I-I... I do..."
Blue : "Then take off your uniform for me".
Luna : "O-Okay..."
Luna let go of my dick to undress herself and laid down on my bed grabbing my pillow to cover her face. Although she had a beautiful face and body because her breast were considered very small in this world she was deeply self conscious to the point where my reaction to looking at them was too embarrassing for her to watch. I sat down on the bed while thinking of words to reassure her.
Blue : "They're beautiful Luna you don't have to be embarrassed, I like them".
I glided a hand across her body, starting from Luna's strong long legs to her incredibly chiseled abs and finally reaching her cute breast. When I touched her body she lowered the pillow just enough for me to see the eye that wasn't covered up by her ridiculous hairstyle, she looked excited. But when my right hand groped her breast she immediately yelled and contorted her whole body with ecstasy, soaking the bed beneath her.
Blue internal monologue : "Did you seriously just orgasm from a touch...."
I did not know what to say. I barely did anything and Luna already looked like she was ready to faint from the pleasure too. I immediately made the connection to my old world's term of premature ejaculation by drawing the comparisons to Luna Shadowblade in my head . Luna frantically spoke up, humiliated by how fast it ended.
Luna : "I-I swear to Goddess this has never happened to me before!"