Sixteen hundred years passed in as I survived through hell, except there was no coming back because this was my new home. I had found that my incubus bloodline had the ability to hypnotize and memory wipe people with accumulated sins. As you can imagine, this was the entirety of hell, so I could rule indefinitely... but I was already thinking of a plan to escape the lustful watch of the demons.
My mother's watch was not only doting but loving, I had never experienced this in my past life and was surprised I never got branded. "What are you thinking about my little Ery?" She asked with concerns written across her face
"Nothing was just thinking about what it was like in the human world." I said this to get the gist of how she feels about humans, but she didn't even flinch, her smile instead grew wider.
"So my little boy has finally showed interest in the trade!? I need to tell Mino so we can setup a time to **** some humans." I used to be surprised by her provocations but I slowly grew numb to it as I felt something press into my chest.
"You can't ignore me you idiot." I heard this small voice shake with frustration. It was my childhood friend Beel, who as many can guess is the incarnation of gluttony, Beelzebub. She had slime like features, yet still retained a human form. Fortunately for her, she could change her appearance so she was by no means lacking, the only thing she couldn't change was her striking yellow eyes that seemed to eat your soul from within.
Over the years I had developed and built upon myself, for all I knew I was going to have to fight the entirety of hell. I had a mix of black and white hair that reached shoulder length, which I used to hide my purple eyes and face. My appearance has caused me many problems, I was truly the incarnation of desire no matter how hard I tried.
I patted her head and said, "You know I wouldn't ignore you, not after watching you eat your last fiance." That's right, we were betrothed, gluttony and desire mixing into a mesh of sin.
My mom chimed in with, "Hey Beel, I think Eros wants to go to the human realm to **** and **** some human women." For my mom this was a monumentous occasion, but for Beel it felt like she was burning holes into my chest with how hard she was glaring.
"Hold on I never said that! How about this, why don't you come with?!" I said in a rush not trying to start a war between two of the seven sections of hell.
Her face suddenly widened with excitement. "Does that mean all that human food everyday!... but I don't want Ery to look at other women till we are married." she said as her face formed a frown.
"Then just get married." I heard the voice from the hallway, I was just a male imp walking around the fortress. Believe it or not, he was the loyal butler of the succubi clan, and was the only one not interested in the ideals or laws of hell.
I closed my eyes for one second to find myself opposite of Beel who was now in a wedding gown. I knew immediately what happened as I looked around and glared at that same imp. There was a bible being held with tongs, as if it was the most grotesque thing that ever existed.
"Eros, say I do." I heard Beel as I looked at her and repeated, "I do". Suddenly I heard the sound of metal scrape as I had a bible thrown into my arms. Half expecting to burn, I got ready to dissolve, when suddenly I felt something sprout out my back in the most unpleasant feeling I have felt in all my time in hell.
Everyone seemed awestruck in what I believed to be an unique type of torture, as I felt pain come from my tail bone and forehead, but I could see the horns I should have had at birth come out like a push pop.
It was silent till I heard the squeak of my now wife, "What are you Ery..." In confusion I felt what I thought was something strapping through me to feel a tail whip my hand away as I caught a handful of feathers.
Tears weld up in my eyes as I looked at my mom who had a disheartening smile on her face. "Does this mean I don't belong, does it mean I have to leave?" I said not wanting to lose my new home when I felt I slap on my back.
As I turned around I come to find Mino standing there, "What are you talking about, you're acting as if fallen angels don't exist. This just means our new heir can now enter all realms with no repercussions." Tears built up again as I turned around and hugged Beel, happy I didn't have to leave my new family.
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I blacked out, I don't know how or when but I was now in a hotel next to Beel as I sprang out of bed as I heard, "You were great last night..." It escaped her lips as if saying a casual greeting, but I was bright red from losing my first time with my first ever wife.
Seeing my sulking face Beel said, "does that mean you wanna have a round two?" as I saw her legs and arms open, waiting for my embrace. As if I was not going to accept her provocations, as I fully embraced her and just slid in and saw the surprised face of Beel as she looked into my eyes.
To be continued...