In the vast and seems an endless space, you can see blue circle light that constantly sparking and seems to be talking?
???: "FUCKIN' HE*L!" "IT'S ALMOST A MONTH NOW AFTER I GOT HERE IN THIS SEEMS TO BE ENDLESS BLACK SPACE OR SOMETHING!"
This blue circle light is our mc, or should we just call him Juan. In this almost a month being in the dark and endless space, Juan didn't stay idle and do nothing because he know that he will go crazy, that why when he realized that he can remember anything in this space that happened in his life or past life now from what he do and watch, he recall all the anime and fanfic that he watch and read. He also make a list of what he is going to wish for when the time comes, or when the god come to grant his wishes.
________________________
-TIME SKIP-
one month
Mc/Juan: Where is the GOD that will grant me some wish?! It's already a month or so now after i finished recalling my favorite anime and fanfic! is there no real GOD that will make my wishes come true?!" every second, Juan is getting angrier and depressed at the same time and starting to lose hope.
Mc/Juan: "No!" "I will not give up so easily!"
GOD! WHERE ARE YOU?! WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE, YET?!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
________________________
While mc going crazy, somewhere in the endless vast space, there is an old man with a long white beard in his white robe reading something in his hand that seems to be a fanfic novel of his favorite anime?
old man: "HEHEHE" "NICE, NICE!"
"KEEP IT UP, AUTHOR" - The old man comment in his new favorite fanfic novel.
old man: "IT'S VERY RARE THIS DAYS TO HAVE A GOOD BOOK THAT WILL KEEP ENTERTAIN ME" "I MEAN, IT'S THE LAST BOOK THAT IS NOT DROPPED BY THOSE GOOD FOR NOTHING AUTHORS"
*ting*
a notification ring from this old man's wait, is that a mobile phone? anyway, when he received the notification, he quickly check it if it's from his favorite fanfic novel, and it really is.
Old man: "MHWAHAHAHAHA" "ANOTHER UPDATE ALREADY, IT'S NOT EVEN A DAY WHEN HE POST THE LATEST CHAPTER!" "THIS AUTHOR IS REALLY GOOD!"
But suddenly, something unexpected (or expected) happened...
old man: " THE BOOK IS AT THE CLIMAX OR INTERESTING PART OF THE BOOK NOW, LET SEE WHAT THE AUTHOR WRITE THAT WILL SURPRISE ME THIS TIME! HEHEHEHE!"
When the old man saw that the chapter doesn't have a title, he really didn't care much and just straight click it.
old man:"..." "WAIT, WAIT, IT SEEMS THAT MY EYE IS NOT GOOD BECAUSE OF OLD AGE" *sigh* "LET CHECK ONE MORE TIME AGAIN, ha ha ha"- with some sweat in his forehead.
It seems this old man forgot that he is a GOD, yes a TRUE GOD that govern and watch all realities. He can't be blind, and it seem that he is just comforting himself from what he read.
old man: "..." "NOOOOOO!" "THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" "WHY OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE, YOU, THE AUTHOR OF MY LAST AND FAVORITE BOOK, CHOSE TO ABANDON IT TOO!" "AHHHHHHHH!"
At the latest update of the favorite book of this old man or GOD, says that the author apologizing because he can't do it anymore and don't have motivation to write and continue.
-at the last chapter-
"Hello guys, thank you all for your support, ideas and motivation to write this book until now!
Even though i know that some of you will hurt if i say this, but i must!
Sorry guys, i can't continue this book anymore because i will be busy from now on -Author"
________________
After reading it, the old man/GOD stay silent for a while but inside, he is going to explode from anger.
Old man/MAN: "NOW YOU DONE IT! I SHOULD JUST DESTROY YOUR HOME, AUTHORS! WHAT PLACE IS THAT AGAIN? YES, I THINK IT'S EARTH!"
After finding where the home planet of all the author's, the old man/ GOD is ready to snap his finger to erase the existence of Earth, when suddenly-
???: "AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
old man/GOD: "HUH!" "DID I HEAR SOMETHING JUST NOW?" "I'M SURE OF IT, LETS SEE WHO OR WHAT IS IT! HMM"
The old man track where the sounds come from and saw a blue circle light that constantly cursing the god? what? is he insane?
old man: 'An Earthling?' "HEY, MORTAL, HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?"
________________
-BACK TO MC-
Juan: "F*cking GOD! where are yo-" he got cut off from what he is about to say when he heard something from all direction.
???: "HEY, MORTAL, HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?"
Juan: 'huh?' "Who are you? and where are you?"
???: " AS A TRUE GOD, YOU CAN'T SEE ME BUT I'M SURPRISE THAT YOU CAN HEAR ME!" 'What An Interesting Creature, Why Don't I Try What The *Fake God* Does, Like In Those Fanfic That I Read?'
old man/GOD: "I'VE DECIDED, MORTAL, TELL ME YOUR 3 WISHES AND I SHALL GRANT IT TO YOU! MAKE IT QUICK BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND"
Juan: 'WHAT??' 'did he just say that he is a god and will give me 3 wishes?'
Juan: 'Finally, my wish come true that the god will grant my wishes! hahahahaha'
old man/GOD: "HMM, SO YOUR WISH IS JUST TO SEE ME?"
Juan: 'huh?! did he just hear what i think? but anyway!'
Juan: "What?! I mean no Mr. God, sir, it just that I've been waiting for you for a long time now, hahahaha-" -with an imaginary sweat
old man/GOD: "STOP! JUST GIVE ME YOUR WISHES!" 'This fucking hypocrite mortal'
Juan: "Okay, I'm sorry, sorry. My first wish is -"