'Okay, this is very awkward...'
Why, someone might ask? Well, if you were to be sausaged between two ladies, then perhaps you would understand my plight.
Behind me was the well-endowed Asa, and in front of me was the small and cute Lucy—both of whom had no concept of space or boundaries etched into their heads.
'Why, oh why?' I wondered as the torturous journey left me in discomfort throughout. It wasn't like the ride was particularly uncomfortable, but I had to deal with so many thoughts that it took the fun out of everything.
It didn't make matters better when Asa decided to rest on my back and Lucy decided to rest her body on my front. They gave no warning at all and just dumped their bodies on me!
'What exactly am I to these people?'
According to the Character List, they were both older women, so I wasn't particularly doing anything inappropriate. But...!
'Awkward... so awkward!'
To while away time, I went to my 'happy place.' By that, I meant revisiting the plan.
