Bang!
I slammed the empty bottle of vodka on the enormous ancient-looking table placed in the middle of the hall after gulping down its contents in one go and wiped my mouth with my sleeve.
For fucks just what kind of godly livers do these dwarves have! Even my augmented livers can't keep up any longer!
I cursed in my intoxicated mind as I watched Hamerfall pick up an aluminum barrel of beer and start gulping it down.
"Drink! Drink! Drink!..."
While the drunk crowd with different kinds of beverages in their hands around him started encouraging him to finish it all in one go.
BANG!
"That... burp!...hits the... burp!...spot!"
Hamerfall said after he emptied the barrel and dropped it while burping loudly as he sat back down onto his aluminum chair.
Only for drunk as fuck Mark hugging already snoring Yolmir with drool running out from his mouth who could barely form a sentence at this point to speak out.
"Captain!... burp... Captain! You... burp... should down to... burp... barrels!"
What the fuck man?! You're pushing me under a panzer's tracks! I already feel like vomiting my guts out!
I cursed while giving Mark the stink eye.
While a few of Lilith's jarheads who could barely stand carried over two barrels of beer.
"Drink... burp... up Cap... burp...! We believe... burp.. in you!
One of the swaying left and right grunts said while giving me a crooked thumbs up.
For a second I just stared at the two barrels which were duplicating in my view from how drunk I already was with a face as if I just ate crap.
"Ah fuck it!"
I cursed out as I grabbed the first bottle with my right hand and started chugging it down like a pro.
While the crowd around me went crazy which attracted more people to come over.
Once I finished the second barrel I immediately let go of it and closed my mouth with both of my hands.
Fuck that was a close one.
I thought as I lowered my arms after forcefully swallowing down my stomach's contents that tose up to my throat.
"Not bad my lord! Not bad! You certainly can hold your licker, my lord! But I wonder how good are you at arm wrestling?"
Hammerfall asked with an evil grin as he took off his jacket and shirt revealing his bodybuilder's arms.
"Bring... burp... it on... burp...dwarve."
I said in my usual emotionless voice with a confident grin on my face while burping as I took off my own jacket and smart shirt revealing my own tattoed and scarred arms covered in muscular and ripped muscles with my dog tag hanging from around my neck.
"My lord, how about a bet? If I win all of our airships and equipment are returned to us"
Hamerfall suggested as we clasped each other's right hands while my soldiers like usual started placing bets.
After hearing this I paused for a second as my drunk dead mind spun for a second.
"Alright but if I win you and everyone under you will become Hydras citizens deal?"
I asked causing Hamerfall to fall into silence for a second too.
"Deal 1,2,3!"
As Hammerfall counted down to three we both tightened our grips and started wrestling with all we had while holding onto the tables ends with our left hands.
Both of our blood vessels expanded to the point that it looked as if they were about to explode at any moment.
While our faces turned red as our breathing accelerated and deepened because we found ourselves to be more or less equal in strength.
"Come on cap you got this!"
"Cap I betted all my salary on you!
"Come on cap you can do better than that!"
My soldiers shouted their encouragements as I slowly started getting the upper hand while the dwarven lords seeing that Hammerfall was slowly losing started chanting his name out loud in unison in hopes of raising his fighting spirit.
"Hammerfall! Hamerfall! Hamerfall!"
"Arghhh!"
I roared out as I used all my strength and slammed Hammerfalls hand into the table causing it to sink into the table and leave a hand-shaped dent.
As I did my soldiers burst out in happiness while the dwarves in bitterness.
"Fuck yeah I'm rich! The next round is on me, boys!"
"Fuck yeah! Let's get wasted to kingdom come!"
"To think the human lord is stronger than lord Hammerfall!"
"The human lord only won because lord Hammerfall didn't enhance his body!"
"Why didn't you use your magic on yourself?"
I asked as I grabbed a bottle of beer and gulped down a mouthful because from Beowolfs report I knew that even with our exoskeleton-enhanced strength I was no match for Hammerfall.
"Because you didn't use your body-enhancing magic either my lord"
Hammerfall answered as he massaged his aching wrist.
He isn't a jarl and a marshall for nothing it seems.
I thought not too shocked at all that he already knew that we could enhance our physical abilities.
"Anyways my lord a bet is a bet from now on..."
Hammerfall started saying as he stood up and kneeled down on his right knee and placed his right fist against his burly chest.
"...your word is the law, my lord"
Hammerfall finished as he lowered his head as a sign of obedience.
"Welcome to the family lieutenant Graybeard"
I said as I raised my bottle with an evil smirk on my face as I already imagined a platoon of battle-hardened viking dwarves geared up in modern armor and weapons wreaking havoc where ever they go.
...
"Big sis do... do you think we overdid it this time? We practically made him a god among mortals"
Concerned about their choice Life asked as she stared at her deep-in-thought sister who was busy staring at seconds episodes ongoing credits.
"We might have but I want to see if he is willing to sacrifice himself for his own flesh and blood"
Death answered after puffing out a cloud of smoke as she leaned into her couch.
For a second Life just stared cluelessly at her sister not sure what she meant by that until it finally hit her.
"Wait! You're saying that his child will die?!"
The shocked Life who knew then and where any lifeform will be born but didn't know then and where they will die just like Death knew when then and where they will die but didn't know what Life knew exclaimed loudly.
"Of course, it will did you really think those evil spirits who keep on trying to kill him will miss this chance? Especially those children that he killed. There's no better way to take revenge for them than to claim the life of his own child"
...
"Urghhh..."
I groaned loudly as I grabbed my ringing head that felt as if it will explode at any moment while opening my eyes.
"Fuck I feel like a deadman..."
I cursed under my breath because I haven't felt shitty like this in a long time.
Only to freeze after seeing purple panties with a purple bra on my castle's room's floor.
Those aren't Liliths.
I thought as I furrowed my brows while my still-intoxicated mind immediately became clear.
I turned around only to see sleeping like a satisfied puppy Luna with a content smile on her face covered in a blanket with dried blood spots.
As I did the copies of memories of what happened last night got reuploaded into my brain by my microchip.
"Oh fuck me..."
I cursed out with a depressed voice as I ran my right hand through my face that looked like as if I just ate shit.