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Dead universe reincarnation

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Chapter 1 - don’t care + ratio

Kaido found himself laying on the ground.

"Hell damn I'm glad it worked but does that mean I'm in an immortal universe," Kaido said before he leaned forward. He had the shape of a human body but his skin was void black and his head was a sphere that had a glowing orange ring around it. The outline of his body was purple.

He had on a reddish suit and pants but no tie and the suit was open at the chest part exposing his void black chest. He had some sleek wedding-like shoes on that shined in the sun. He stood up to 5,11.

"Hmm, I hate this height " the words slipped from out the void in his head before his body grew taller but stayed slim he was now 6,11.

"Sheesh. You can't say I don't have drip. Well, I guess I might not heh, why am I talking to myself?" Kaido thought before he stood still and turned in one direction.

"A kingdom that way huh? I bet all the girls will fall In love with someone like me " he said as he waved his hand around his spherical head that was void black. The ring around his head started bending back and forth as he moved his hand around his head.

He instantly teleported a mile away from the gate of the kingdom. He started walking down a road that lead to the gate of the kingdom, kaido slid his hands in his pockets as he walked as he thought about finally interacting with other beings instead of observing them.

I have to say this is exciting maybe I should see their currency first or maybe talk to some people and get to know more people. He turned his head to the left to look at the trees.

"Wow, the forest looks awesome I can't get over how everything always looks like it's glowing in the sunlight even the grass." if he had a face there would be a smile from ear to ear, he then turned his head towards the path and noticed that he was close to the gates now.

"Now it's time to get hype!" kaido yelled out as he kept walking. The gate guards noticed the tall figure walking toward them and they kept staring in confusion and fear of what the entity could possibly be.

Kaido finally got to the gate and towered the two guards as they looked at him and shivered at the void that was kaido." oh um sorry is it ok if I pass threw I just made it here." kaido asked as he waved his hand around.

"A-are you hostile?" one of the guards asked as they lifted their weapons towards him." ah no I have no weapons on me!" he said as he emptied his pockets and flapped around his unbuttoned suit jacket.

Both of the guards let out a sigh of relief before letting him through " hey what's your name anyways big guy?" kaido turned around after he heard the question "hehe I'm Kaido!" he said as he rubbed the top of his spherical head before he walked off into the city.

"T-the he'll bobby why would you let him in. Did you not see the fucking aura and magic that guy was producing through the system!" the guard yelled at the other before grabbing him.

"Hehe won't you don't get it. He may not have a face or a mouth but you could tell from his voice that moment was the happiest moment of his life. AND ALSO DO YOU WANT TO TRY AND STOP HIM? I BET HE WOULD HAVE JUST BLOWN UP THE MOTHERFUCKING GATE AND WALKED IN EVEN IF WE SAID NO!" the guard to the other one before pushing him off.

Kaido walked down the streets he was getting many looks of confusion, fear, and interest but he didn't care he just wanted to meet people as soon as possible. Soon enough he saw a huge building that said "ruby guild".

"Ooh, nice I think in the manga that all my earthlings use to read guilds were interesting places to go and make money and friends right and also jobs." Kaido said as he stood in front of the guild for a minute before walking inside hesitantly." jeez I'm kinda scared now hehe!"kaido said inside of his head.

The guild doors slowly opened up before quickly being forced opened a tall void black figure in a clean reddish suit walked through with only the unbuttoned jacket suit on. He walked slowly towards the counter, the receptionist lady started shaking at the figure that stood before her.

"Hello Mrs. I would like to join this establishment if you would allow me."kaido said as he looked at the lady that slowly stopped shivering after hearing his words and slid him a paper. "If you want to join y-you can sign your name here and give us a sample of your blood.

"Uh, m-my blood. I don't think I have any of that. But I can sight my name!" Kaido said as he scratched his head before grabbing one of the pins and started signing.

"N-no blood then what happened when you get hurt." The lady asked as she looked at the figure writing his name so fluidly.

"Oh, I-i have never gotten hurt Mrs! Heheh," Kaido said as he had an echoed laugh come out of his pitch black head.

One of the big guys threw a big mug of beer at kaido's back " cut the shit. I don't care what you are even the gods bleed and get hurt do you think you are above the gods!" The adventurer said as he got up and walked towards kaido he was shorter than kaido but not by a lot.

Kaido signed his name and snapped his fingers before the beer stain on his suit jacket went away before turning around and looking at the guy.

Kaido put both his hands on the guy's shoulders and leaned forward till his face was right in front of him.

"Your not special just because you dress nice and look cool!" The adventure yelled at him in his face. The man started at the nothingness that was kaidos face before a few words came out of the void.

"Don't care + ratio "