i woke up energized at the prospect of pewter no longer being broke after today. "an entire colony of peaceful pikachu minding their own lives in viridian, unaware of the teouble coming to 'Rock' them." Safe to say I was on cloud 9
You see the plan i had for them was simple, I was going to catch as many of them as possible with my amazing cooking knowledge, offer them a new home in return for their co-operation in supplying pewter with electricity from their ambient discharges. Thanks to the ppkedex we know that a hoard of pikachu can cause a literal thunderstorm so the plan check out
~in the kitchen~
"Brock whachu making" asked the ever eager to learn suzie "oh, hey Su, makin bucked loads of positively charged chow for my future employees, their appearance and appetite are quite shocking.. ".
(I can't stop the puns they drive me forward)
"Also, ill catch a female one just for you so you can brag to the other pewter kids that you have a pokemon before any of them, what do you say" 'hugs me aggressively whist shouting " you da best" '
~in veridian forest ~
After hours of searching for electrically charged areas with the help of Geodude and onix I finally spotted an enclave filled witht the yellow terrors, i slowly approach offering my tribute to appease them before pleading my case. "Good morning to all ye fluffy menaces, wire chewers, battery breakers and power grid scramblers, my name Is Bruce Brock Harrison Flint and i come to bargain, i know you are not at the top of the food chain here you srounge for food but barely get as much as a rattata with all the vast predators and competition out there, i offer a solution, simply come live in my backgarden near the gym, i will feed you every 2 days and all i ask in return is that you discharge your excess electricity into out powerchords for our grid".
There was a moment of silence, as a collective the looked at eachother, communicating with electrical signals as to not give anything away, then slowly they approached rhe bags of food, sampled them, sniffing them then taking a bite to assess the trades validity and worth, one particular pikachu was a Gordon Ramsay lookalike was quite pleased and approached me almost as if to say 'not bad, passable but not completely shite, the pikas will grant your request and offer our might for food and lodging'
"Thank you for your time Viridian pikachu, i hope youll come to see Pewter as your home too". This was the beginning of a beautiful long lasting friendship
~Pewter city Hall~
"Very well done Brock the implementation of the pikachu powerplant has not only reduced our tax by 40% but has added a new tourist attraction for visitors who come to see the rare and elusive pikachu and even try to pet them, you've done more in 2 weeks than you father did in 2 years, If you have any other ideas to help enrich..er i mean expand my po...our economy feel free to use the city fund to implement it i have full faith in you" sayd the mayor "thank you so much mayor will do soand I promise to succeed in my endeavor to elevatethis places way of life", afterall not only did i shoulder costruction on my own, i personally fed the pika hoarde and took care of providing a place with plenty of greenery and open space to explore and be comfortable whilst giving us free electricity, all with no external help exept for my loyal pokemon, onix makes for an excellent crane and the geodudes can do practically anything they are like a rock version of Machops used in construction