~ The hero anti-hero hero guy ~
~ Leonardo looked at the trees not much far from him. There, he could see a girl being tied in ropes in her arms and ankles. ~
~ 'Hays… Another damsel in distress. I don't really care anyway. I won't do anything. My conscience is free. I don't even know her. If I save that one, won't I just save the next one? Then, after that, save the whole population of damsels in distress? Hays, Sorry. Better luck next time or next life, I guess? ~
"Fucking Hell! Why!!??"
"You can fucking literally save her in seconds!"
"Fuck! Your monologue even took more time than saving her!"
"Fuck This Novel!"
"But I'll still read this… At least one, I hope at least one damsel in distress gets saved…"
After he read the whole novel up to its current chapter,
"sob sob"
"I… What's wrong with this guy…"
"sob sob"
"I… If I were there, with his power, I won't monologue, I won't think too much about the next damsel."
"It's not even that much effort to save them!"
"And by this author! You can even fuck them after saving and getting a little along with them! What no benefits!"
"Bullshit!"
The crying guy then spoke sarcastically,
"Ehem Ehem"
" I'm ~ Leonardo: 'This is too much. I can't save her. What if those bandits belong to branch bandits? That branch bandit belongs to the main branch bandit. And that main branch branches trees bandit belongs to a global scale crime organization. I can't save her just because she's distressed…"
*Still Sarcastically* "And they might not even be virgins anyway, they are surrounded by bandits with their limbs tied. I can't pop any cherry. That's too much of a loss of my 30-second time."
*Stillx2 Sarcastically with snots in his nose and tears in his eyes* "And the last time I saved a damsel in distress, I'm sure she's a virgin. 30-second effort equals pop cherry. Any less than that. No. I must make sure she's a virgin first."
"Fuck!!"
"Fuck you, Leonardo!"