Siiiggghhhhhh, how I long for the sweet embrace of a man! The tender fucking he would do to me! The oh so sweet his words of love he would have for only me when I get jealous! And the blessed feeling of freedom when he gets bored of me and locks me away with enough romance novels, food and servants to last me a lifetime! Why oh why is fate so cruel to have me,an American woman, reincarnate as the second prince of a well established kingdom!!!

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Gggaaaahhh!!! I really hate this! God haste forsaken thee!!! I just wanna be a man's pet! Is it so wrong to want to enjoy a bit of love and care before I'm used up and can retire in peace! Why the hell do I have to be a prince! Why couldn't I been born in a upscale whore house! Also why the hell do all the potential love interests run away from me!  I'm cute enough to rival the female protagonist! It must be my father's doing!! Damm it, Papa! Let me be someone's pet!!