Arthur arrived back on Penelope's Earth a lot slower than he would have liked...
It was now eight in the morning the next day, two hours before his date with Penelope. By his standards he was going to be late and Arthur failed to realise he didn't even have a shower or change his clothing (he still smelt of alcohol from drinking the night before in Magnus Luna Insulam).
"For fucks sake Arthur you stupid twat" he said out loud to himself.
He happened to land at the pub where Arthur and Penelope had their first kiss. He will never forget that moment, the electric shocks flowing through his body, the sudden urge of not ever wanting to leave her side, the kiss...
He felt his member growing again at the thought of her, they were both hungry for each other in that moment where they shared that hungry kiss. But Arthur knew he had to get his thoughts to a more, sensible place, so he walked behind the chestnut tree in the pub garden, and stopped.
Once or twice in his life, Arthur has had to apply changes to himself in order to be well presented when he was running late, but he was not used to doing this, so it took a while for him. First of all, he needed to make sure, if anyone appeared, they would not see him changing, as he would be slightly out-of-body and not as aware of his surroundings.
'Well, here it goes' Arthur thought to himself nervously.
As soon as Arthur was certain no one was around, he sat down on the grass with his back against the tree with his legs spread out in front of him. Taking a deep breath in, Arthur closed his eyes. He began to create a sort of wall around himself, an invisible wall you might say, to the outside world. No one appeared to be there, apart from the beautiful woodpecker Penelope happens to see now on a regular basis, perching on a branch above Arthur.
Next, warmth flowed across Arthur's well-built body, but this did not bother him, he knew it was working in this moment. He no longer smelt of alcohol, which he was very happy about. After Arthur was finished in this moment (even though he never knew how he learnt to perform this action in the first place), he knew he needed a change of clothes.
Still within his invisible wall, Arthur opened his eyes and stood up.
'Well fuck that was quicker than normal' he thought to himself, now growing concerned at how quick he is becoming, but this feeling subsided when he remembered what he needed to do. Arthur closed his eyes again slowly, a vision filled his mind. Clear, as if he was really in the room...
He was 'stood' in his monsterous dressing room, going thorough the multiple wardrobes full of different types of clothing, but he then arrived at the suits. Arthur knew which one he wanted to wear, a brand new black shirt, a new black suit jacket with pure emerald stitching, new trousers to match. The shoes were also brand new, black brougues with pure emerald outsoles.
Arthur suddenly snapped of it. He looked down at himself, he was now wearing the complete black and emerald suit.
'It's almost like I knew this date with Pennie would come' Arthur thought to himself thoughtfully, the new suit he never thought to wear, now this was the perfect occasion.
"Oh you still got it" he spoke to himself as he smirked.
As soon as the woodpecker chirped, Arthur brought down his invisible wall, now walking back into the pub. He felt a million dollars, not just by the way he looked. Arthur knew he was going to see his Pennie again, with an hour now to spare, he brought himself a lemonade and sat down on a bench outside, tapping his feet till it was his time to leave.
Penelope was sat at her garden table with Hardy, she was drinking tea and eating cereal. She was not much of a early riser, only for work, but when she awoke that morning her heart was already beating hard at the thought of going on a 'date date' with Arthur, the man who consumes all her thoughts.
Penelope went into a trance, thinking of the moment she and Arthur shared the most passionate kiss she could ever imagine, the thought of her hands touching his biceps. She could still feel her hands touching him, but, Penelope's thoughts getting inappropriate again, she started to imagine her hands trailing down his body, stopping at his heavy emerald belt buckle. Unbuckling it quickily, almost ripping it off, unzipping his trousers and putting her hand into his boxers and holding his bulging member in her small hand, making it seem massive to her.
All of a sudden Penelope dropped her spoon into her bowl of cereal, snapping her out of her trance and startling Hardy. She realised she had her mouth open and her intimate area was soak. Apologising to Hardy and finishing of her cereal, Penelope made her way inside, slowly washing her bowl whilst again, thinking about Arthur...
'How am I going to control myself, what if I can't, what if I don't want to'.
She shook her head, placing the clean bowl on the drying rack, Penelope walked into the bathroom to have a cool shower, making sure she cleaned EVERY part of herself. As soon as she was done, remembering Arthur mentioning the black dress with the sparkle straps, got changed into it. This dress was mid-thigh length, bodycon, sparkle straps slouched just past her shoulders, with a low v neck line exposing her cleavage.
She looked at herself in the mirror, liking how she looked in it, Penelope picked out some brand new black sparkle high heels, defining her legs and protruding her backside.
'It's almost like I knew this date with Arthur would come' Penelope stood thoughtfully.
She decided to then do her makeup, black winged eyeliner with red lipstick and a touch of blush. She didn't like to admit it to herself, but she looking beautiful, stunning, sexy. If Penelope thought she was lucky, Arthur will think he won the lottery.
As soon as she started saying goodbye to Hardy, there was a knock at the door. Both their heads shot up. Hardy didn't bark like normal, which Penelope noticed, but was more interested in panicing Arthur had arrived.
She kissed Hardy on the head gently, not wanting to ruin her lipstick, Penelope walked to her front door and opened it.
As soon as they saw each other, both their breathing hitched.
'Fuck' Arthur thought.
'Fuck' Penelope thought.
Both of them stared in awe of each other, Penelope stunned by Arthur, Arthur stunned by Penelope. His suit was bringing out all the vibrant green in his eyes, defining his body exceptionally well. Her dress was showing every contour of her body, including her chest, perfectly. Arthur was the first one to break the silence.
"Pennie" he purred.
"Arthur" Penelope whispered.