"Arc angel Nagi, you're hereby banished from heaven."Those words felt like how a student was being told they failed their final examination."What!? On what grounds!?" There was no need to ask that question, I already knew what I did wrong, but still, banishment? Isn't that overkill?."On the grounds that you're a peeping tom. How dare you sneak a peek at our Goddess while she was in the secret bath." God said.
"What!? That harlot should be happy that I took an interest in her body!" How the hell did they find out? Was I being followed? I know the other angels don't like me, but to think they'd tell God. Bloody hell.
" Silence!" God yelled, it was obvious he was angry. I mean who wouldn't be? Any guy would get angry if another guy saw your woman while she was taking a bath. "As I thought you're no different from your predecessor, Lucifer." He signed. "but as a loving father, I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself." Loving father my ass, I know the harlot told you to forgive me.
"You're being banished to Earth, once you are there, eliminate Lucifer and his followers. when you're done, you can return."
"...." I went silent." Umm...Father? by "eliminate" do you mean-..."
"Yes, I want you to " ELIMINATE" them."
Wow, so God wants me to go to Earth, to kill his son and his followers. Even if I was to do that, how am I supposed to do it? You took away my powers and my true name. The only thing I'm capable of doing right now is flying and throwing insults. I know God didn't care that much about a few things, but this is just too much...and Lucifer isn't my predecessor, his my bother, he isn't even an arc angel so he can't be my predecessor. I can't believe he doesn't even know that much.
"Tsk" I clicked my tongue in frustration. "It shall be done, I promise on my honor as the former arc angel of emotions." I lied, I hate God, and all the Devine know that. You may be God, but you're not the boss of me. Once I get there, I'll live freely, while I'm at it I'll even build myself a harem.
"So, how do I get There?" I asked him, I was curious, the only angel to ever go to earth was Lucifer, I haven't gone there before so I'm extremely curious about the place.
"You're already there," God said nonchalantly.
"Huh? what are you talking abo-...ugh!" Then suddenly, as if everything was all in my head, I woke up. ʼbum!ʼ Ugh! I hit my head on a door of a dumpster. "You're kidding, a dumpster!?, of all the locations to transport me to, You chose the inside of a dumpster! What? are you saying I'm trash? Huh!? Bloody hell! Okay, I'm sure now, I'm never going to do that stupid mission! I'm going to build myself a harem and live the good life!"
...Oh, I'm broke.
***
Isn't there something really scary about teenagers who willingly, go to school these days? You know you kids don't have to go to school if you don't want to right?"
Hmm. I wonder. It's not as if I wanted to go to school, I've watched a lot of teenagers to know what school was like, it hell...hell on earth. Plus if I wanted to build I needed money, lots of it. I only came to this place because after graduation I get to choose my dream job, even if I had bad grades. It's every student's dream school.
"I just wanted to go to this school because things are pretty hectic at home, plus I need money, and being educated is the only sure-fire way of getting a good-paying job." I was lying off my ass, there are lots of ways to make money, but those options weren't available for me at the moment. "Haha! But you're an angel, right? your father is God, so what could you be possibly worried about?"
I was laughed at. What could I have possibly been worried about? Well, the problem is God himself. His existence is proving to be a pain in the ass.
Thankfully, whether or not I'm a good guy has nothing to do with me being a student here. Instead, the interviewer just excepted me to the school. Honestly, I thought they'd ask like a million questions and confirm whether or not I was suited for enrollment here. I was excepted so easily that I started to have doubts about the school. But the thing is, I have nowhere else to go, I was kicked out of my own home just because I mistakenly peeped at God's wife, plus this was the only school in the world. I know, weird right? The school was as big as a city, like a certain anime about science and magic.
"Alright, you can enroll here, you are in zero." hmm. Zero? What kind of class is that, I thought classes here started at one. "Oh, I know what that look is for, you can thank the new director for that. Class zero is a class made especially for people like you." People like me he said, for some reason I had a bad feeling. My gut was telling me to drop out before I even started attending classes. But it couldn't be helped, being broke is a sin. God should've added an eleventh commandment saying being broke is a sin.
"Oh, but I fair warning, pretty boys as you have it rough here." He smiled. Creep, I thought to myself. What kinda guy in the right mind would call another guy a pretty boy while smiling like that? "Thanks for the heads up, but I'm sure I'll pull through."
A few minutes later I arrived at class negative one. It was a quiet place, too quiet for my liking. I was sure if something were to fall here, it could've been heard from miles away. I stood in front of the classroom door, I took a deep breath and pulled the door. It didn't budge at all, I pulled harder and still, there was nothing. "Oh, it must be a push, not a pull." I tried pushing the door and nothing happened. Was I being pranked? No, that's impossible, who in the right mind would ever want to prank someone as beautiful as I? Alright I'm not gonna lie, I knew I was a little narcissistic, but that had nothing to do with me calling myself beautiful. That was just me being honest and admiring myself and I knew it would've been wrong of me to keep all this beauty to myself, the girls of this school should admire me. But the only thing stopping me was the door in Infront of me. This time I tried pushing the door, but to my surprise, it still didn't budge.
"... Alright!, who's doing this!?" I knew I wasn't strong but this was just ridiculous. I felt a little tap on my shoulder when I turned around I saw a boy. Not just any boy but a hot one, I wasn't Homo or anything, I was straight all the way, but the guy in front of me was just too hot. But he wasn't beautiful so I had nothing to worry about. "Excuse me, but is this class zero?" he asked. "..." Tsk, I clicked my tongue. Not only was the guy hot but his voice was also hot. Just by looking at his pale skin and deep red eyes, I could tell that the guy was a vampire. He had black hair and was about 170cm tall"... Was it you?" I asked. "huh?" The boy was confused, he didn't know what, I was talking about. "Nevermind, I thought you looked familiar, my bad" I lied.
"Oh, that's fine I guess? By the way, is this class zero?"
He asked. "It is, but...I think the door is broken, I tried pushing and pulling it and it never budged." I said. "Can I have a go at it?" he asked while walking toward the door. Is this guy an idiot? I clearly said that the door was broken. Fine be my guess, just don't blame me if you get all embarrasse-... But before I could finish my sentence, I heard a sliding sound. "Huh?" It was a sliding door. "You coming?" the boy said. I blinked a couple of times, I was embarrassed but something as mundane as that wouldn't bother me. I walked toward the classroom silently.
Upon entering the classroom, instead of hearing whispers and cute giggles leaving the sweet tender leaps of the opposite sex, I was met with complete and utter silence. It wasn't because the class was empty, no no no. The class had people in it, eight to be exact, including me, the teacher, and the vampire I just walked in with. The classroom only had boys in it, pretty boys, even the teacher was handsome. "Where are the girls?" I and the vampire said at the same time. We looked at each other for a few seconds until turning our heads back to our teacher for answers. "You might wanna sit down for this." one of the boys seating down said. His face was grim as if he lost all hope, he had gray hair, green eyes, and large fangs, anyone could tell that the grim-looking boy was a werewolf. I and the Vampire walked toward our desks to take a seat. Our teacher looked at us, he also had the same look as the werewolf boy. "What I am about to tell you will be a lot to take in, so brace yourselves." I don't like where this is going.
I and the vampire boy set down and paid special attention to the teacher. It felt like what he was about to tell us was going to change our next years of high school. "The director moved the girls to different classes..."
"What!? " I and the vampire boy said at the same time, but this time I kept looking at the teacher. "What's the meaning of this!?" the vampire boy said. I wanted to say the same thing, but the vampire beat me to it. Instead, I just shut my mouth and listened, what was important was knowing about the girls, my complaints can wait.
The teacher stood at the front of the classroom for a while, until he said "There's a reason why our class is so far away from the other classes." The teacher paused for a moment then continued to say. "The new director of the school hates pretty boys. She hates them to the point that she would even create a new class for them and as you can already tell, that class is ours." He said.
"That doesn't tell them why there aren't any girls here, Sensei." A boy with glasses interrupted. As you'd already know, the boy with glasses was also a pretty boy, well more like he was a cute boy. I could only sense a faint life sorce from him, which meant he wasn't human, well more like he was half human, the boy was a cyborg, but a normal person couldn't tell thanks to how good-looking he is."Yes, I was getting to that, Robin." The teacher said after sighing. "The Director moved the girls away because she thinks we're a distraction."
"Huh?" The Vampire and I reacted the same way.