' Jamie POV'
" and Roman reigns went after Brock Lesnar, oh my god, why is Brock Lesnar carrying a chair, don't tell me he's about to hit Roman reigns, Roman reigns needs to avoid that attack, but , I don't think he can, oh Superman punch, I don't know why Roman reigns is on fire tonight, maybe it's because Brock Lesnar insulted the bloodline......."
" wait...wait...my neck is paining me" I caught Euphoria off, she stare at me, I push Daniela away from my body.
These girls are planning to kill me before my time.
" Jamie, you're not even strong" Daniela told me.
I agree, who will be leaving in the same house with these two friends of mine and still survive.
" am hungry, any food?" I told them,
Daniela was the first to stand up from the floor where she was sitting.
Euphoria is a stud ( girls that behave like boys), while Daniela is a stubborn girl, she behaves like a maniac sometimes.
Daniela is crazy while Euphoria is a psychopath, together both are ' CRAZY PSYCHOPATHS '
" nope" Euphoria said, she adjusted the jacket which she was putting on.
" Jamie take us out for lunch na" she said.
I gave her an eye roll
Like seriously?
" am not doing that" I told them point blank.
Daniela walked over to me and gave me that puppy look which am not planning on falling for.
" please" both pleaded giving me the look.
" NO" I said framly.
" please....." both continued.
Finally I gave in, that's just how my friends are they will bend me into doing their bidding.
Maybe I shouldn't have said anything about food.
Ah how frustrating.
" Yeeeeee" both screamed like kids, they literally dragged me out of the couch,out of the house into the car, with Euphoria driving.
Hold on, Euphoria is driving?
" Ahhhhh" I screamed out loud, my friends looked at me like I have gone crazy.
" what's the matter?" both asked.
" Euphoria is driving" I reminded Daniela, she too joined me in screaming.
"ahhhhhhhhhhh"
Euphoria is a lunatic fringe when it comes to driving, that girl drives like heaven is sure for her when we all know that she has a private jet that will take her straight to hell.
" this was all your fault" Daniela blamed me.
" how is it my fault?" I asked because I simply don't understand how this is my fault.
" why didn't you take the driver's seat?" she questioned.
" you practically pushed me into the back seat " I reminded her, she shut up instantly and began to pray to God for forgiveness.
Euphoria kept on driving like a maniac, honesty, I don't even know how someone like her can keep a relationship.
Maybe that's why, she's not into any, what am I even saying, none of us three are in any relationship.
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Later that night, Euphoria was playing video game with me, while Daniela was going through her laptop.
The place was quite except for the sound of the game.
Nobody said a word because everyone was busy.
We Just kept the quietness going, the only thing that Unite us currently is the plate of fried chips.
" oh my gosh!" Daniela exclaimed, of course, Euphoria and I turned to look at her wondering what it was, she was completely buried in her laptop.
" what is it?" Euphoria thought it wise to ask her.
" check out this auction for a reality TV show called ' THE ROYALS '" she said, I stood up from the floor were I was sitting and join her on the bed.
" it's a housemate something" I proclaimed, she nod at me,
Out of nowhere, Euphoria took the laptop away from Daniela's grip.
" hey be careful" Daniela warned.
I simply stare at Euphoria as she read the article.
" it says here that the winner goes home with a whopping sum of fifty million Naira" she said with her eyes wide open,
I don't believe it, I reached and took the laptop away from her grip.
" Omo Na true oo" i said, it's unbelievable.
Daniela took back her laptop from my grip,
" so..." she dragged that word.
Okay, I know where this is heading, but I dare not say no, else these girls will murder me.
" fifty million Naira, of course we're going" Euphoria shouted, I had to give her a deadly stare just to remind her that it's late at night.
She became quite.
" I guess we can give it a go, but I don't have any guarantee that any of us is going to win" i told them the bitter reality before shoving a chip into my mouth.
I won't say I regreted it but the girls almost ate me whole.
" enemy of progress"
" bad belly"
" my village elders"
" the village demon"
" evil spirit"
Both of them went on and on raining insults on me,
Well am not taking back what I said.
" I just told you girls, so that no one will come and cry me a River later on" I directed that statement to Daniela and to prove my capability I stare at her while saying those words.
She shrugged her shoulders nonchalantly.
" and if I win, I will make sure you lick my floor clean"
Euphoria and I couldn't help but laugh at her statement.
" and if you lose, I will personally make sure you, lick his boxers" Euphoria said
" ewwwwww" Daniela said in disgust.
" hey while the ' eww' my boxer is more neat then yours"
I objected, then she spent the entire night giving me reasons why, hers' is better than mine.
Ah trust me, I gave it to her back to back, I can't just sit and watch her insult the masculine gender without defending our pride.
Euphoria simply left us, she just slept off.
I could confidentially tell you all that I lost the argument.
Daniela has it as a gift not to lose an argument.