As an ordinary otaku, Zhang Lan is very satisfied with the status quo, at least he rarely complains.
Going to work during the day, happy, getting off work at night, turning into a network writer, safe code, for his book friends to save.
Although he is not famous yet, he firmly believes that he can do it in the future.
But now, he is a little annoyed.
The phone pops up a page with a blue-red mosaic and a book title – Naruto World.
This is not the point. The key point is that the [yes] key on the page is flashing, and the barrage of the five-dollar special effects can't fly over – click to enter and take you through.
Cross your sister!
These programmers are getting less and less fucked!
In my heart, tsukkomi, I want to click the [no] button, my finger is half-sounding in the air, and it has not fallen.
What's special, is the [no] key eaten by the programmer?
This Nima… is it good?
I am not satisfied!
eyes, put your face close to the screen, eyes Boss.
Finally, I found a super small cross-hook in the lower right corner of the window. The blue-framed red bottom image is dull and blends perfectly with the background.
What kind of grandfather fights with your grandfather?
With a deep pride, I did not hesitate to click the cross-hook button to close the page.
The screen flashed and black, inexplicably shaken a few times, and it was lit up, and a line of white black appeared.
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Want to understand the meaning of life? Think – is it more exciting to live?
[yes]/[yes]
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This Nima heart machine boy!
With the helplessness of the game programmer, Zhang Lan pressed the thumb with one of the [yes].
A terrifying thing happened.
He… his mobile interface… turned into… a Blink battery.
This is the charging interface of the phone.
"It's so boring, is this trick actually played?"
The mouth complained, but did not find the phone in hand, the power from 0%, directly rushed to 100%, the charging program still has no intention to stop, the consequences are…
"Hey!"
The phone exploded, and Zhang Lan, the first to bear the brunt, was naturally the first victim. At the moment of loss of consciousness, he had only one idea –
"Is there a military factory specializing in the production of bombs in Sanxin?"
The next day, Zhang Lan became famous for his wish and went to the headlines of the major newspapers. The contents are as follows –
[xm a man charges for the explosion of Sanxin mobile phone]
[Sanxin mobile phone explosion power is new high]
[Sanxin mobile phone, "fighter" in mobile phone]
...
Of course, these Zhang Lan have no chance to see it, and they have no time to take care of this.
He found that he still had some consciousness, but it might be the brain Tremor, because he felt that there was a voice in his mind that had been talking.
"Drip, host detected, eligible. System certification… System certification is complete."
"Drip, start one-off through System, target: Hokage shinobi"
"Drip, encounter unknown obstacles, new route planning… the new route has been planned…"
"Drip, encounter unknown obstacles, new route planning… the new route has been planned…"
"Drip, encounter unknown obstacles, new route planning… System energy is not enough to land 'Hokage shinobi 'World."
"Drip, emergency system mechanism starts, random chooses target World…"
"Drip, the target has been confirmed – 'Marvel'"
"Drip, has reached Marvel, one-time through the system self-destruction… self-destruction, please host a new order."
Fang began to think that he was the brain Tremor, and he heard that he was not right. The whiteness said that Tremor would only hear the sound of it would not be possible to form an orderly paragraph. Then he realized one question–
Is it… whiteness is wrong?
After thinking about it in the brain for a long time, he felt that the body was very tired and he had to sleep. A cold wind blew, and the body that he recovered before he recovered was shaking and shaking. Drill straight into the nose.
Drowsiness instantly dissipated.
"It's so cold, it smells good."
Exhausted to open the eyes, want to stand up, but found that the body does not listen to their own command, or that their body can not complete the instructions issued by the brain.
I licked the eyes and looked down at my own body. This is a very simple movement in the usual way. At the moment, there is a feeling of exhausting the power of the wild, which is very laborious.
Zhang Lan saw his naked body, young limbs, and the little Zhang Lan that had not yet developed.
"What happened? How did you become a baby, or a naked baby?" At the moment his heart is intimidating.
After a long period of calming, I gradually accepted this fact. He looked around and knew the source of the nose smell.
The taste of the trash can is naturally not good.
"What the hell is this? Is it the ghost of the 'System' just heard?" The cranky guess.
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"Drop, the current situation of the host is indeed what System is doing." A plain voice, sounded in my mind.
"Who? Who speaks? What System?" Zhang Lan was surprised.
"Drip, host Hello, System is replying to your question."
"System? What System? Where did you go? Where are you going? How many people are there at home? How many places in the house? Amount… Well?"
"Drop, System full name 'Naruto World through the Tour System', referred to as System, from the place where the System is manufactured, the original goal is to go to 'Naruto World', because the energy is not enough to stay in the 'Marvel'. System has no home, So there is no family and field."
"Naruto World travels through the System? Is it a trough… System, I am crossing it? Is it still going?" Zhang Lan is now a hindsight.
"Drip, yes, the host is currently in World-Marvel"
"Let me digest it…" Zhang Lan was a bit confused in his mind, and he needed to be quiet.
For a long time, although I still did not straighten out the idea, but the cold wind of Ling Xiao told him that there are more important things now.
"System, why do I become a baby naked and appear in the trash?" Zhang Lan needs to know his situation.
"Drip, System encountered many unknown obstacles in the traversal. After many turns, the stored energy is not enough to support the arrival of 'Hokage shinobi', and Random chose Marvel 'World, only 1 energy points are left."
"Is the obstacles encountered many times? I have turned many times? The storage energy is insufficient? You are a traffic jam and no oil. If you have no energy, then recharge it! Add gasoline?" Zhang Lan is a little crazy.
"Drip, warning, system energy is about to close, take emergency measures."
"Drop, in view of the host is too weak, special gift packs are issued, and the newbie package is issued."
"Drop, release novice Quest."
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Years ago's efforts: Please recharge the System to the System boot condition before the legal age of the host.
– Current completion: 0/100
—— Quest reward: adult spree *1
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"Drop, System energy consumption is complete, shut down System… I wish the host is far away, happy."
"Drop, System is off."
What the hell?
System Is this…the street?
I can't wait to complain, a bunch of information is stuffed into my mind, with Ninjutsu's foundation print, about Chakra's application, three-handed hand seal order, and so on.
The baby's body was fragile, and it shivered for a long time in the cold wind. It was exhausted. This pile of information was stuffed into the brain. Spirit was even more exhausted. The somewhat paralyzed body was suddenly a huge pain. Come, Zhang Lan didn't resist fainting.
When I woke up again, I don't know how long it was. Fortunately, he is not in the trash can, but in the baby cradle.
Seeing no one around, Zhang Lan is not arrogant, secretly calling a few systems, after no results, can only begin to sort out the so-called novice gift package.
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The novice gift package is as follows:
Chakra extraction *1
Kawarimi no Jutsu *1
Transfiguration *1
Clone Jutsu *1
Physique transformation *1
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To put it simply, it is a Chakra extraction technique, a three-body technique, and an unidentified Physique transformation. I want to come here. This is the root cause of the body pain before the coma, and it's a transformation. Listening to the rushing feet of the planing mouse. .
In addition to this unknown Physique transformation, Zhang Lan's evaluation of this newbie package can only be described by two words.
– Really tm! ! !
The main character of the novel is the Sharingan, the Saint Seiya, the Devil Fruit, and what is the only thing that comes to him?
"I'm probably the poorest passer in history?" Zhang Lan thought secretly.
Suddenly, Zhang Lan looked tight and was no longer quiet, but "Ah!" shouted loudly. No way, the vocal cords were still not developed, and they were so attractive.
With a rush of footsteps, a white woman of the year was reflected in Zhang Lan's eyes. He comforted Zhang Lan in English, clumsily picked up Zhang Lan, and Zhang Lan was screaming in a hurry. The white woman, "Ah, ah," in the mouth, is even more eager.
When the white woman was unclear, she suddenly felt that her chest was hot. At the same time, Zhang Lan also stopped all the movements, and her face had no expression of love – she was not sure if she had Wrong, after all, a baby born in a square, how can I know what is lifeless.
The normal baby does not, but Zhang Lan will be at the moment, because… He just pissed his pants, so shameful, I don't know how many years of weaning, now I feel the feeling of urinating pants again…
Zheng Lan was suddenly noisy, and Zhang Lan suddenly became troubled because he found a problem that was more serious than bedwetting –
He feels that he wants to… pull it!
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