"Oh, I, I'm fine, I was chased by the police that day, and I was so scared that I ran to my relatives' house in the countryside and hid for a few days.
Xiao Yuan hurriedly lied in good faith.
Because Xiao Yuan thought that what happened to him in the past three days was really unbelievable. If he said it, it would be strange not to be laughed at by these three guys for his whimsy, so he chose not to tell the truth.
'Hey, I'll just say it, the third child can still disappear out of thin air! It turned out to be hiding in the countryside, but your relatives in the countryside are quite rich! How to send you the best designer clothes handmade shirts in Italy! Jia Xiaoyu's eyes were sharp, and at a glance he could see that the clothes on Xiao Yuan's body were expensive.
Suddenly Xu Dong came to Xiao Yuan's side, looked him up and down, then put out his nose and smelled him like a dog, then scratched the back of his head and said, "Hey, third! You have a woman! Don't you? "
"Uh Boss! How dare you? How can I have a woman? If I have a woman, I still need to go to the "Wild Game Street" with you!" Xiao Yuan said with a gloomy expression.
"Uh, but according to my experience and judgment, your kid must have been in contact with women these days, and he is still a beautiful young woman! Third, am I right?" Xu Dongyang raised his eyebrows. He smiled slyly.
"Damn it! Third child, you are so unscrupulous! Don't tell your brothers if you have a woman, you are so addicted to playing with pretty girls by hiding outside for three days by yourself!? Third child, and Do you have any other leftovers? Introduce me to one, so that Ding Dacong can watch these Japanese animal films every day! How about you, the third one." When Ding Dacong heard that there were women, especially beautiful women, he immediately got his spirits up and came up to him kept talking.
"I told you to spare me! I really don't have a woman! It's not like you don't know what I am, and in just three days, I might have a woman! Really!" Xiao Yuan hurriedly cried out in his heart. I was secretly surprised that Xu Dong was really powerful. He was like a police dog. He only stayed with Su Ruoxue for half the night, and he could smell it!
"Uh, but the third child, where did you get your brand-name clothes? But don't tell me, if you don't wear it, if it's not for the ugly hair, it's really a bit of a star! Besides, I I found that you look a little different from the original." Jia Xiaoyu next to her has sharp eyes, and is always the first to notice the abnormal situation.
"En, it seems to be the case! I think the third child is a lot more handsome! The third child, is it because you are nourished by beautiful women? Mother, you are not being kind!" Fatty Ding Dacong stared at him. Xiao Yuan said.
"En, I think it's the same, the third child, you are indeed much more handsome than before. Well, the small freckles on your face are gone, and your complexion is much better, and your face is much more attractive! Especially the waist is also tall and straight. A lot! Wow! Have you been exercising every day these days? Experts have said that a scientific and harmonious sex life is good for a person's physical and mental development! Even the appearance and temperament of the whole person will change. , the third one! I can't see it, you are really talented! You have realized the realm of an expert so quickly!! Awesome! A beast!" Xu Dong squinted his eyes and kept looking at Xiao Yuan, and came up with this Answer.
"Uh, I don't have a woman in my pocket anymore, and you don't believe it, there's really no way!" Xiao Yuan said helplessly.
"But how do you explain your brand name?" Jia Xiaoyu asked.
"Uh, it's street stall goods! My relatives in the countryside specialize in these businesses, but the quality is not bad!" Xiao Yuan said nonsense.
"Damn it! Such a good street stall!? Third, your relatives in the countryside are really amazing! Even the trademark and workmanship are so realistic! It's really not ordinary!" Jia Xiaoyu said with narrowed eyes.
"Uh, believe it or not, I'm sleepy now, and I want to sleep." Xiao Yuan was busy trying to get away with it.
"Wait, don't worry, let me tell you one thing, the third one, since you have been away for the past three days, our Master Shihua actually misses you, and asks us every day where you died! Hey, I see, Master Xie Hua is probably interested in you," Xu Dong said with a wretched smile.
"Huh? Gong Xiuxiu? How did she find me? Didn't you ask for leave for me?" Xiao Yuan's mind came up with a pretty face and an unusually hot body! Gong Xiuxiu, the flower of the history department, has a pretty face that turns all the animals upside down, and a hot figure that makes all the animals think about it all night! Among these animals, Xiao Yuan is naturally included.
"Hehe... We don't know why she is looking for you. Isn't she a fellow countryman with you? I think she wants to develop a relationship with your fellow countryman! If so, the third child will be a big deal. ... Gong Xiuxiu's figure is the most popular in our history department! When I saw her pair of headlights, it was really dazzling!" Xu Dong said wryly.
"Look at what you said! It's really naughty. I only look at the three o'clock position when I look at women. I won't talk to you. I'll take a shower and go to bed..." Xiao Yuan rolled his eyes at Xu Dong, this Xu Dong is indeed just like Xiao Yuan Like I said, look at women's favorite to stare at the three o'clock position!
"The third, the third... Don't worry, if Gong Xiuxiu is looking for you, remember to bring me!" Ding Dacong said while holding Xiao Yuan.
"Uh... Fatty, don't you want to fight Gong Xiuxiu with the third child? How dare you be such a beast!?" Xu Dong glared at Ding Dacong and shouted.
Although these animal gates in 321 dormitory are obscene, there will be no phenomenon of several people vying for the same woman, because this rule was settled on the day the four animals in 321 dormitory met and became familiar with each other, according to the boss Xu Dong. : "There are many women in this world, but there are not many brothers, so you must not hurt the harmony between brothers for women! Especially when there are brothers who need support, other brothers must stand on the same front!"
This rule won the approval of the other three, so it became one of the 321 dormitory regulations that the four of them abide by.
"Boss, look at what you said, Ding Dacong is such a person! I fell in love with Gu Xiaomei who always follows Gong Xiuxiu...hehe, the one with thin skin and tender meat..." Ding Dacong's face turned red. said.
"Oh...oh...hahaha, it turns out that Fatty likes limes! Hehe, I didn't expect you to be so good at this! We all thought you liked boba!" Jia Xiaoyu next to him cried out strangely.
Gu Xiaomei in Ding Dacong's mouth is Gong Xiuxiu's good friend and classmate in the same dormitory. The two are often inseparable. This Gu Xiaomei is from Sichuan, she is petite and exquisite, and her appearance is also elegant. She is a typical Sichuan girl. It is that mouth is very vicious. It thinks that her good sister Gong Xiuxiu has a gentle and kind personality and is easy to be deceived by men, so she volunteers to take on the task of driving away "flies" for her. Zhang Daozi said that he ran away, and he was a character that gave boys a headache.
"Damn...you think I'm you! I'm specializing in picking boba! How many 38d boba does our Southern University have for you to choose? Do you think it's a ghost girl? Go abroad to find it!" Ding Dacong rolled his eyes at Jia Xiaoyu and said .
This Jia Xiaoyu's taste is different, this girl seems to lack maternal love since she was a child, especially likes busty girls, and the standard he sets for himself is no bubbles above 38d, not too dinosaur-looking, and over 22 years old Don't do it, don't do it if you are less than 1.7 meters tall! With such a standard, there are very few women who can meet the standard in Southern University!
"Hehe... Both of you guys like to challenge the limit, it's still the reality of Laozi, you can eat any type! Third, don't learn from them! Remember me, a woman of truth, there is a wrong kill, and I didn't let it go! "Xu Dong squinted his eyes to teach Xiao Yuandao.
"En... I know, but I'll take a shower first... Let's continue talking about women!" Xiao Yuan said, took a pair of panties from his bed and got into the bathroom. In fact, he wanted to replace the one. Broken underwear, Su Ruoxue only gave him clothes and trousers, even a pair of leather shoes, but no underwear... Let him wear the ripped red underwear that accompanied him for three days and three nights, Xiao Yuan felt that his lower body was about to go bad ,depressed….