"Yes, Master Wizard, we'll go back now. please don't arrest us!" The one who spoke was the male ghost.
The male spirit had the same bloody hole on his body, but his face was the same as when he was alive, except that his face was a little blue and his eye circles were a little darker.
Seeing that Lu Ming did not say anything, the female spirit stammered, "Then, then we won't disturb the Wizard. Can we go home now?"
"Don't. Since you're already here, why don't you sit down and tell me why you scared my classmate in her dreams?" Lu Ming took out a magic staff from her bag and played with it.
"Hehe." The male spirit was frightened by the staff and smiled ingratiatingly. "Master Wizard, you'll be an excellent commander. I see that you're good at using the staff."
"Don't be so glib here!" Gao Fu berated. With Lu Ming's support, Gao Fu's courage grew.
"What did he say?" Dong Long stomped his feet anxiously. "Gao Fu, don't just stand there and do nothing. Help me translate!"
"You want to see it?" Lu Ming turned around and asked Dong Long.
"Of course I do!" Dong Long looked at Lu Ming in anticipation. "Do you have a solution? I'll treat you to a French feast. Can I join in?"
"Deal!" Lu Ming replied happily. She did not expect to earn a big meal by catching a spirit.
"Do you see that?" Lu Ming took out a bottle of cow's tears from her bag and dripped a drop on Dong Long's eye.
"Heavens! Why is it so ugly!"
The cow's tears covered his eyelids. When he opened his eyes again, the first thing he saw was the female spirit.
The female spirit didn't expect to be despised by people both in life and in death. She immediately covered her face and started crying.
"Honey, don't listen to his nonsense. You're not ugly at all!" The male spirit hugged the female spirit's shoulder and sincerely comforted her.
Then, he turned around and made a terrifying expression at Dong Long. Two lines of blood tears flowed down from his dark circles.
Buzzzzzz! Lu Ming's eyes and hands were sharp. She smacked the male spirit's head with her staff and shouted, "Who asked you to scare my friend, you glib-tongued man!"
"Sir, please spare me!" The male spirit touched his head, wondering why he still felt pain even though he was already a spirit.
"Hubby!" The female spirit hurried forward to check, but unfortunately, she was a coward both in life and in death. She didn't dare to argue with her when she saw her husband being beaten.
"What's the point of marrying you?" The male spirit bullied the weak and feared the strong. He didn't dare to confront Lu Ming and turned to the female spirit to vent his anger. "You can't even take care of a child when you're alive. You're so useless even after you're dead. Your husband was beaten and you only know how to cry here. What's the use of crying? Go and fight them to the death!"
Buzzzzzz! Another staff hit the male spirit's head, and Wizard Lu said angrily, "Watch your attitude."
"I..." The male spirit mumbled, but he did not dare to go against Lu Ming.
"Do you still feel aggrieved?" Wizard Lu tossed her staff and said indifferently, "What do you mean? Why don't we talk about it together?"
"Is this something I can say?" The male spirit touched his swollen head and asked carefully, "Then I'll start explaining?"
"No!" Dong Long interrupted, "aren't we here to catch spirits? How did he end up as a mediator? I don't know how to do this, I don't even have a girlfriend!"
Lu Ming glanced at Dong Long indifferently. Dong Long immediately shrunk his shoulders and waved his fist at the male spirit. "Hurry up and say what the master wants you to say. Why are you talking so much nonsense!"
The male spirit squatted on the ground and raised his head pitifully. His expression was very different from when he was in front of his wife.
"My Lord, it's like this. I usually work very hard to make money. My wife can't stand it when she's at home taking care of the children and doing the cleaning. I'm a good man. Although my wife's request was unreasonable, I still hired a nanny to help her with the housework."
"Why don't you reincarnate?" Lu Ming asked.
The male spirit wiped away his tears. "Men suffer too much! When I was alive, I had to work hard to earn money to support my family. I didn't even live in such a good house for a few days before I died. I can't bear to leave after spending so much money!"
"What about you?" Lu Ming asked the female spirit.
"Me?" The female spirit's eyes were a little dazed. "The baby is still around. I can't leave him alone to reincarnate..."
"You still have the face to mention that child?" The male spirit's aura suddenly increased, and he raised his fist to rush at the female spirit.