Bruh... You gotta be kidding me???
Day 1:
Bruh I was hit by a fucking truck while listening to wu-tang, few seconds later I'm in a room in some white void, this old man appears behind me like out of nowhere, I told him to get outta my ass and slapped him and now I'm here.
And by here I mean outta some ugly ass monkey's junkbox.
I can't even make this up, I'm a monkey now?
Best case scenario I become wukong.
So a freaking god.
Worst case scenario...
Naw can't think of anything?
Day 2:
I'm a chick...
Like not a fucking chicken but a bitch monkey.
Only good perk is I'm sucking this other bitches tits.
I can't really do much so these are just like mental notes.
I think I'm in Africa? Also I'm in some monkey tribe?
Day 3:
I'm still sucking tits and monkey milk.
ALSO I don't understand fucking monkey?!
My bitch ass father or the shit who's been fucking my mom keeps poking me and I'm seriously going to cut his fucking ankles so he can't walk, he's testing my patience.
I'm coming for his achilles heel.
Don't fucking poke me.
I'll cut you, dog.
Day 4:
Bruh, I can't go anywhere without my mother, she ain't as bad as I thought she was, I've come to like her, unlike that fucker who I'm pretty sure is my dad.
Motherfucker pokes me and when I get mad he laughs.
Giant motherfucker, I'll kick your ass one day.
Also, I hate the other fucking infants here.
Their like nut sacks or those fucking hairless cats.
Day 5:
I'm going to beat up any and all of these other fucking baby's if they cling to me one more time, I've come so freaking close to an angerism and I've only been alive for...
Like 3 days.
Day 6:
I swung at an infant.
Didn't go well, I'm also an infant and weak as hell. I'm growing up to be a strong ass monkey, Imma train like I used to and Imma be badass bitch.
Day 7:
I keep forgetting I'm a girl? Which is bullshit by the way, bruh I don't wanna be no bitch, like no bitches, can't be me, bruh, I'm the bitch you can't have.
I'm tried. . .
Week 2:
Monkey mom started introducing solid foods to me, I'd rather stick to her tits though, breast milk tastes kinda good.
Plus, I'm sucking on tities, it's not big but still bragable.
Week: 4
I've grown fur around the entirety of my body except my face, also, I'm pretty much the boss of the other kids here.
Week 6:
I can finally go out independently and away from my mother without her having to watch me, I guess she's noticed how much of a badass I am, she's right of course.
Also I realized that since I'm a girl I'm going to have periods like my hermana mayor. Fuck imma be annoying.
Month 2:
My fur's starting to turn blackish.
Also I've become "friends" with the other kids.
There's a strong language barrier between us but I can understand them occasionally, but it sounds mainly like their howling for some reason and it's super annoying.
Also there's like 15 other kids.
Month 3:
I've given myself the name of Silfey and or Silfy.
Throughout I like the name of Mariah better, I'm going to name someone else that because why not? They're not going to understand me anyways? So why not name a few.
Also I've noticed something and everyone in the clan is of black or grey fur colors, I don't know why I've noticed this but it's really bothering me, I feel like there's something I'm missing out on and it's been bugging me for days.
Month 4:
I slapped a grey monkey, he thought it was a joke.
Month 5:
There's this kid who's grown attached to me and Imma name her Mariah, she's going to be my sister for now.
Actually, I take that back, she's mine.
This isn't a ownership thing either, however, no one else can have her but me, she's a grey monkey and I've grown too attached to her, she's like a childhood friend though so I don't have much of a strong opinion on her besides she's clingy towards me. So basically imma protect her for now.
Month 6:
These lands are like a jungle, and we've never left tribe grounds, mother warned me about leaving when I was younger but that might have been her just hitting berries on a tree with a stone, I still don't understand monkey language, however, me and the other little ones plan on exploring a little tommow.
However it's not going to be led by me, I seriously don't wanna be a leader so I've never tried to do anything that brought leadership traits to the group, I think the others just think of me as some brute monkey.
Nonetheless we're going tomorrow and we're going to be led by a grey monkey who I named Juan, he's the only one of the grey monkeys who seems relatively smart and sort of organized as he never stops amazing us with his smarts.
. . . . .
Our tribe is organized like one of those Native American cities from before the 14th century, we have our inner core and then our outer core areas. which none of the kids have ever left from, or at least we've never gone out into the raw jungle where fuck if we know is crawling around out there.
The inner core is basically like this cave system like area??
And what I mean by cave system is that there's this small but big mountain which we're surrounding and there's 3 entrances into the mountain which I'm pretty sure is like a cave where the elders or higher ranking monkeys go into?
Anyways, surrounding the inner core is a jumble of trees and patches of flat land areas in which we kids mainly play in and or the adults hang around in, some like the trees though.
Now this is where the mystery comes in.
Past the outer core or where the borders are, are these thick trees, like old big and you can't see past them most of the time, it's like, this area was more open and see through for a reason while the outside world was seperated from us for a reason, but that only made us more curious.
Tomorrow we're meeting at the south side of the outer area to leave past those thick trees, our curiosity grows every passing minutes and even I want to go very badly.
Even though it's stupid and dumb, I want to go so bad.
Plus I have to protect Mariah who wants to go.
So now I guess I have to go.