"I for one don't feel obliged to remark on this happening at all." Feng Jie spoke, "I was sleeping, I haven't a clue how naked women have gotten into my bed, I haven't slept with anyone—if I did it would be your highness."
"Naturally I understand that but regardless, what do we do with it," Khan remarked.
"We can throw it outside the window, and next time we go for milkshakes, let's close the doors and lock them—Twice as well." Feng Jie spoke.
"Agreed," Khan replied.
So, they dumped the naked woman into the pool, turned out she was the Madam wife of Lord Far gal, who had an affair with the guard.
"I for one, hope the maids know how to clean this up." Feng Jie spoke, "Or I'm sleeping in the coffin again."
"You can sleep in my room, on the floor using an extra blanket I have," Khan replied.
"That works out, but I still wonder what they were hoping to do. Frame me for this and have me killed?" Feng Jie inquired, "Who would be stupid enough to do that?"
"The Queen." Khan spoke, "Likely would do so."
"Makes logical sense." Feng Jie replied, "Why would she want to kill me?"
"Deems you a threat or something like that." Khan spoke, "From what I heard a drunk butler was speaking again."
"Drunk people are far more useful than imagined, indeed." Feng Jie replied, "In any case, we should have some ice cream then? A new parlor has opened indeed."
"Agreed." Khan spoke, "Let's go then."
The maid sighed, "No one is ever normal in the royal family."