Kobi smiled at the dumbfounded Prince and calmly started walking to the other side.
The Prince, whose entire existence had been flipped stared at him with a myriad of emotions welling up inside him.
The surviving Hobgoblin gulped as he smiled while waving at him before walking past.
Kobi had started snapping his finger, his arrow stock was already filled again but he held himself from attacking right now. He had something he had to test.
Shik kept staring at him wearily, prepared to finally intervene if he does something unusual. Even now he was already baffled by the monster AI misfunctioning errors.
Kobi stopped next to the door and grabbed its knob, he turned around and waved with a polite smile, "See ya all later!"
The knob spun and Kobi closed his eyes in this peaceful atmosphere while striding forward.
With a gentle pang, his nose struck the door, thwarting, Kobi's eyes shot wide from pain as he held his nose, "The fu*k!?"
Kobi turned around and with a forced smile, nodding apologetically, "Sorry, sorry!"
He turned around and grabbed the knob again. He spun it then gain and again, "WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED!? SYSTEM ARE YOU TRAPPING ME HERE WITH THESE MONSTROSITIES?"
Shik's lips spasmed, he blankly stared at Kobi's wronged expression with his large eyes before nodding his head, "Something like that... You can't open the door until the floor's cleared."
"SHIT! BRILLIANT! JUST WHAT I NEEDED!" Kobi cussed and glanced at the Hobgoblin collapsing due to his heart-attack. "Hello uncle, let's play catch!"
'Catch!?' The Hobgoblins stared in bewilderment as a bunch of fiery arrows arrived near them. In a moment of foolishness, the one clenching his chest reached out his hand ans tried catching the arrows. But as he presented his hand in a moment of bafflement, the arrows cutely pierced his palm.
Blood showered the floor, as the Hobgoblin's vision darkened, its last thoughts being, 'I thought I was good at catch! I need more practice!'
"Oi! What are you doing? Catch!" Kobi hurled out more arrows.
The other Hobgoblin blinked its eyes dumbfoundedly, its eyes glancing at Kobi before returning to its other dead companions.
Kobi had actually needed to strike the first Hobgoblin twenty times before its Hp went down. The second one had already been on the verge of death.
As four arrows struck the Hobgoblin, the pain finally brought him back to his senses. He took a step back in fright as ge gazed at arrows travelling towards it at rapid speed. "Gah– GAHHHH!"
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH! USELESS SCUM!" The Prince snapped out of his daze and dashed towards the Hobgoblin at a terrific pace.
Glancing at the puny arrows travelling towards him, he merely raised his hand and the arrows' tip barely lunged in. The Prince bulged his forearm's muscles and the arrows fell out. Only a miniscule amount of vibrant green blood flowed out, as if he scratched his pinky while attempting to cook.
Kobi hissed, 'That's too much for a noob like me!'
The Prince stared back at the Hobgoblin, his face morphed in loath.
His scarlet eyes gazed at the two dead corpses on the ground, their blood spilling out and staining his feet, "Useless scum!"
With two bommimg stomps, he squashed the dead Hobgoblin's neck, severimg their necks and proceeded to raise his foot and wiped it against the skin of the headless corpses.
He turned his head and gazed at the lasg Hobgoblin staring at him with trembling eyes. Its legs quaked helplessly.
"P-P-P-Prince! Pl-Please show mercy!" His feet trembled as it fell down to its knees and clasped his palms.
The Prince's hand rose, his merciless eyes quivering in rage, "You have no further use–"
Suddenly, two arrows keenly lunged into the Prince's hand, "Oi! I'm your enemy! Look here, or," Kobi's eyes glinted dangerously, "I will take your head as an apology!"
"You!? You will take MY HEAD!?" The Prince's gaze averted to Kobi, the arrows lunging out of his tense forearm.
"HOW DARE YOU, YOU PEST!?" The Prince lowered his back and zoomed over.
Kobi failed to notice the Prince take even a step and only noticed the empty space he left behind. His eyes could only shift to the Hobgoblin, his eyes staring at him in incredulousness, his expression seemed to ask... Why?
A smile crept atop his face, "I am a disgusting person. But even I hate people who abandon their allies."
The Prince's silhouette hovered atop Kobi in the next instance, seeing him chatting leisurely, his anger shot up the roof, "DON'T IGNORE ME!!"
Kobi instinctively ducked down, dodging the horrifying punch by pure instinct, 'He's fast... and terribly strong... but he's too crude and predictable.'
Kobi gulped and and stood up. Like a long-lost brother, he earnestly patted the Prince who still had his fist glued to the door and his pungent gaze piercing Kobi.
"I only pay attention to worthy people. And sadly, I just realized you aren't even worthy of being my shoe-polisher, much less boot-licker." Kobi scoffed and causally walked to the back of the dumbfounded Prince.
Standing on his blind side, Kobi wanted to roar from the adrenaline rushing through his body, but he controlled himself and hurriedly summoned the gold spear in his hand.
'Shit! This is heavy!' Kobi's whole hand bulged up, revealing his packed muscles. He shifted his gaze to the Prince's head and hurled the spear with all his strength.
The Prince, busy asking himself, 'THE FU*K THIS SHIT SAID', suddenly felt his spine tingle. Without batting his eyes, he listened to his instincts and ducked.
The spear flew past his head and plunged into the wall. 'Oh! Sharp weapons can pierce these walls!? So why can't his tremendous strength injure the walls? Is he actually weak? Or is this spear surprisingly insanely sharp?'
Kobi pulled back the spear and again hurled it at the Prince's head.
The Prince roared ferociously seeing his own weapon coming towards him and rolled backwards.
"Dang! Nice reflexes!" Kobi praised while shifting around and pushing the spear towards the Prince's twisted face.
"AWWW!" The Prince bellowed loudly, and shifted his head, causing the spear to fly past him. His eyes flickered cunnimgly and his hand immediately latched on to the spear.
'Bitch!' Kobi pulled back with all his strength, yet the spear didn't even budge, 'Shit! Such power!' Kobi immediately cursed whoever called this monster weak, 'Wait, I take it back, that was me.' Kobi felt sweat drenching his back.
"Kekeke!" The Prince laughed evilly while slowly getting up.
Kobi's lips spasmed, "Fu*k you!" The spear suddenly vanished into thin air, in place of it a wooden club appeared in his hand and he immediately smashed it onto the Prince's head.
The sturdy club snappee in two, merely causing the Prince's head to fling down.
The air turned silent. Kobi blankly stared at the btoken club in his hand. "Freaking sturdy bitch!"
The Prince paused in his tracks, his dumbfounded eyes fixated to Kobi's disgusted expression.
The spear once again appeared in Kobi's hand, without hesitation, Kobi plunged it forward.
The spear sliced through the Prince's chest in one smooth motion, "THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO SEE!" Kobi bit his lips and pushed the spear further, causing it to pull out from the other side.
The air turned cold, vibrant green blood splattered out of the Prince's mouth. The Prince bellowed loud, his hand once again clinging to the spear, a cunning glint flashed in his eyes, 'I have you now!'
Kobi cussed and hurriedly muttered, 'Move!'
The Prince leapt back, landing on the floor, he aloofly gazed at Kobi before bursting out into laughter, "HAHAH–" Seeing the bulging hole in his chest constantly splattering blood, his cheek redened up, "WHERE'S THE SPEAR!?"
The Prince's excietment died down instantly, his forehead adorned with bulged veins, "NOBODY HUMILIATES ME LIKE THIS!"
Hearing the shrill scream, Kobi grinned and replied nonchalantly, "Looking for my butt-scratcher!? Its right here!" A gold spear appeared in Kobi's hand, Kobi chuckled calmly and rubbed its lustrous tassel on his butt. Silencing the Prince and the Hobgoblin.
"LET ME SCRATCH YOUR BUTT, YOU SCUM!" The Prince roared aloud, his heart threatening to burst. 'That's my divine spear, alright!? NOT SOME BUTT-SCRATCHER!'
"Huh!? Dang, your kinks impress even me!" Kobi took a step back in bafflement, "But, sorry." Kobi raised his hand in firm rejection, "I am not gay!"
A clot of blood ploped outside of the Prince's mouth. Holding his blood-filled mouth, he screamed to the sky, 'I AM A STRAIGHT MAN, ONE WHO CAN'T BE DISRESPECTED LIKE THIS!!'
The Prince's eyes shot wide in rage, his blood red pupils quivered from madness. He spread out his hand and a dazzlingly golden light started materializing in his palms.
"HOLY SHIT! KEEP YOUR FINAL MOVE TO YOURSELF!?" Kobi, feeling immense danger yelped and conceded, "GUESS WHAT? I AM FINE WITH YOU SCRATCHING MY BUTT! COME! HERE!" Kobi felt like his heart would stop from the horrifying energy condensing in the Prince's palms.
He hurriedly turned around and pushed out his butt and began patting it meaningfully.
More blood gushed out of the Prince's mouth. He roared loudly, the energy in his palms condensing more horrifyingly.
The light turned blinding, causing Kobi to shield his eyes with his hands. 'SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!' Kobi cursed himself for his loose tongue, 'Mommy, daddy! Why didn't you teach me manners!?' Kobi wanted to cry.
Heck! His eyes turned teary.
The Prince slapped his hands together, causing the two separate lights to mingle together and transform into a golden spear. The difference from the one Kobi stole being that it was actually made from golden light and was searing hot.
"YOU PUNY INSECT!" The Prince's eyes turned cold, the light of the golden spear brightening his bloodied face, his voice echoed in the skies, adding with the constant clapping of thunder sounds coming from the spear, he looked like an enraged divine about to right the wrong, "PERISH UNDER MY MIGHT!"
'SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! ISN'T THIS TOO STRONG FOR A TEST!?' Kobi felt his body drowning in sweat.
The Prince raised his palm high, the blinding spear hovered over his palm. With an enraged look, he shouted loudly, "GO!"
The light oozing off of the spear rushed back inside it and solidified its existence further. The Prince laughed thunderously and hurled the spear with great force. Blasting apart the air and tearing through the space itself, the spear shot at Kobi at a pace he failed to measure.
'Death!' Kobi's eyes widened, he could coldness spreading around in his chest.