Since my GP doctor diagnosed me with a brain tumour three months ago, I have become extremely depressed.
The doctor said that my brain tumour would rupture at any moment.
With the current medical methods unable to save my life, I would have to go home and hope for a miracle to happen.
Going to take my final exams? Drink Diet coke to control my weight? Confessing my love to the girl I have a crush on?
None of that is as enjoyable as playing games at home alone.
I mainly play RPG games and VR girlfriends to make me happy, well, extremely delighted, actually.
Honestly, I still have a good hand job, at least much more impressive than my GPAs.
The ordinary one, the silent majority, is the most appropriate assessment of social opinion for someone like me.
I opened my RPG game as usual, and the setting of defeating the demon king to save the princess was really mediocre.
I probably prefer the soft peaks hidden under the clothes, just like the big elf Tara type,rather than the princess with breasts flatter than a pot lid.
Yeeeeep, I'm a big-boobed supporter, as an honest man, I never lie to my preference.
Just as I had killed the ninja assassin, as usual, I thought I heard something go off; it was a crisp electronic tone that just appeared in my mind.
[Master dead, system awakening.]
[System Activating]
[...]
[System Activating...11.40%]
[System Activating...51.40%]
[...100%! Activated!]
[Welcome Harem Collecting System!]
"Huh? Who's saying?" I was confused.
Was there something wrong with my host program? I've never had anything like this before.
Am I dead?
[Not really, my dear Mater Alex. Of course, you have died just a few seconds before, no worries, cause I'm here now!]
"who said that?" I was so shocked; it was as if someone was filling my brain with thoughts, and my mind was out of control.
[I'm your system and your assistant, sir. You can give me a name to distinguish me from the rest of the system.]
Christ!
Of course, I'm not in the mood to name it.
This was so special, and while I had fantasized about having my own systems like MCs of comics or web novels, I never thought it would turn out to be true.
"Other systems? Are there many systems in this world?"
[Umm-Sorry for that, I'm required to keep secrets about that. But I can tell you something more as an exchange.]
"You said earlier that I was dead, so my tumour...."
[Yes, but my power gives you another possibility, and now you have the opportunity of survival, although your brain tumour is still there.]
"Which means I'm still a cancer patient."
I was a little disappointed, Death was still a shadow over me, and there was no telling when Charon's ship and Death's scythe would haunt me again.
[But you can save your own life by completing a mission as your Harem Collecting System, that's what I can facilitate for you.]
"A mission?" There was something familiar about this conversation, I seemed to have heard it before.
[Mission Activating. ...Finished!]
A panel hovering in the air appeared before me; I guess no one could see it but me. It looked like a console in an MMORPG game.
[Mission One: Urban Background, School King of Harem, required(0/3)]
[Mission Two: Fantasy Background, The Last Male Succubus, required(0/4)]
[Mission Three: Future Sci-Fic Background, Pornstar's Online Live, required (0/5)]
"So... The number of required means?"
[The number means how many girls you should sleep-Okay, help with, and you need to collect their body fluids, and then you can drink it, that can save your life!]
"Duh, that sounds pretty strange!" I said.
This was so hard for me to understand. What? Sleeping-no, helping girls, not only collecting their body fluids? And to drink it?!
This is so hentai!
[You are a terminally ill patient, the only way you can get a source of energy is to drink their bodily fluids.]
[Don't worry; all bodily fluids, like blood, milk, sweat and ...You-know-that, after sleeping with them, maybe just one deep kiss, you can get healing energy from it.]
"Don't I have any other options?"
[It seems so. But you seem to look dissatisfied? Come on, how many people want to have me and failed from...]
My system suddenly stopped to say something.
"I don't think you're a good existence, I've read manga and novels, and there's never a system as hentai as you in them!"
[But I can make you strong, I can give you every aid except health, and having sex with them and getting their bodily fluids, even if just a little, can help you continue living.]
"I want to reconsider; this is like a dream for me."
[Choose your Mission first, my Master.]
My fingers randomly picked the most normal-looking one, and then suddenly, I saw the specific requirements for this mission.
[Mission One]
[Urban Background, School King of Harem]
[Introduction: As a nobody on campus, you should tell everyone that you are not an ordinary person, just do something to let them know your glamour.]
[Duration: Two Weeks]
[Target: No specific target, but the more beautiful a girl is, the more healing energy she can offer.]
[Marked&Required: (0/3)]
Ridiculous but incredibly accurate all around. It just happened.
That sounds like I'm a hentai Manga's MC.
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Author here!
Just give me comments about what you wanna see, and I will consider if it is okay to put that into this story.
I hope every girl can eventually fall in love with the MC, Alex, rather than I told them to.
There is no FORCED Sex here.
Please tell me if I use the wrong words or make the sentence ambiguous; I'll fix them ASAP.