"Peter, what happened?!" Gwen panicked before he shot a web to swing from again. He looked up "That happened."
Following Peter's line of sight, she saw Vulture who had kidnapped Osborn "What in the world?! Wait, is that... Harry's dad?!"
"Yeah, and he's in trouble." 'Geez, as expected of Peter luck, the world can't let me have a decent date. Hmm... but who said this can't just add more excitement to our date?'
Smirking, he looked down at Gwen "Hey, Gwen, wanna have a front row seat of how I kick some ass?"
She looked concerned "Huh? But isn't it dangerous? And besides, with the situation Mr Osborn is in, this is no time to be fooling around!"
"Hahahaha don't worry your little heart, sweetheart! These kinds of bums are nothing to me! Can we just change positions though? Get on my back, I can't have you get hurt when he attacks."
After a moment of hesitation, she nodded and with his assistance, moved to his back. Her arms circled his neck again while her long legs circled his waist.
To make sure she stayed on with how quick his movement was going to be, he reached back with one hand to hold her again. But by her ass, instead of her waist. And although it was planned, his eyes immediately widened, shocked by how large her ass hiding under her baggy pants was 'Holy GYAAAT!! No wonder she always wears such baggy clothes! Her ass would be OUT THERE otherwise!
What in the multiverse is going on?! We're in the Spectacular Spider-Man universe, but SHIELD is here, along with every other superhero, and this teenage Gwen has the Mexican Gwen Stacy's fat ass! Hahahahaha not like I'm complaining about it though! Fuck, it's so soft and squishy!'
"P-Peter!" She yelped, jolting when he grabbed her fat ass cheek and tried to move away from his hand "W-w-where do you think you're grabbing?!" Blushing profusely as the heat of his hand traveled to her globe.
Her voice pulled him out of his stunned state "Sorry, sorry! But I have to make sure you don't fall! This is gonna get pretty hectic since this is a fight in the sky and that old fossil can fly! Just put up with it, alright?"
"I-I... w-well..." She mumbled, before finally sighing and planting her fat ass on his hand "Fine, just for a while, okay?" Her voice came out as a shy mumble as she buried her voice against his shoulder.
'On god I'm not letting go any time soon! Shit, gotta make this fight last long! My Booty Warrior heart can't stand letting go of this booty now!'
Taking away some –not much, about 30%– of his focus on the heavenly feeling on his palm and between his fingers where Gwen's fat ass spilled, he took a different way instead of just tailing Vulture. He would surprise him from the front.
"Tell the truth, Osborn. Can your Tech-Flight do this?" Vulture grinned as he maneuvered in the sky and between buildings skillfully, trying to scare Osborn, who looked at him in shock "Toomes?"
"Not Toomes now. I'm what you called me. I'm the Vulture!"
"I called you a buzzard." But surprisingly for him, instead of being afraid, Osborn looked annoyed.
"What?"
"You can't even get the name right." (A/N: Gotta love this version of him lol.)
Gritting his teeth, he tried another strategy. He shot Osborn into the sky. As he came falling down while yelling, Vulture caught him with his feet again.
"Toomes, stop! What will any of this accomplish?"
"A means to an end, Osborn. Something you know all about! You will announce to the world that Adrian Toomes is the genius behind Tech-Flight! You will pay me all that I am owed! And you will publicly apologize for stealing my invention!"
"I never apologize, old man!"
"I may be an old man, but I'm not a patient one."
"Then how about you pick someone your own size?!" Just as he was about to gain height, Spider-Man took a sharp turn towards him and drop kicked him straight in the face.
As Vulture was sent flying away, Spider-Man caught Osborn with his own legs before he could fall. Who said he could only stick to walls and ceilings? He could stick to people too. "Or rather someone your own age, you fucking fossil."
"Did you just kick an old man in the face?" Gwen's eyes widened, her tone shocked and awkward. Peter shrugged "He was asking for it. That's what people who wear high tech suits and kidnap rich people get. Don't worry, something like that won't stop him though."
"What is this?! These skies are mine now!" Vulture yelled, balancing himself before flying after them again. Peter smirked "What did I tell you? Hey, Mr Osborn! How about you grab onto my leg? This ride isn't gonna be a smooth one!"
Heeding his words, Osborn grabbed onto his ankle. As Vulture attacked them with his wing, he let go of his web. Letting him only cut his web as he started falling "Sorry, pal, but you're not the only flying weirdo in the city! And besides, I've been at this longer than you have!"
"What are you babbling about?! We're about to die!" Osborn yelled as they continued falling. But Spider-Man shot a web and started swinging away with a smirk "Dude, you are the bossiest damsel in distress I have ever rescued. But whatever, I'll get you to safety real quick." (A/N: I love that line. Had to include it.)
"Who are you?!" Osborn and Vulture both asked, making him grin "Who, me? I am your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man! And I'm ready to kick some ass!" 'With an amazing one already on my hand, of course hehehehe!'
"Spider-Man? I thought you were a myth." Vulture's eyes widened as he dodged a web that Spider-Man shot at him. He shot several more to slow him down "Let's see you call me a myth after I send you to the nursing home, old man! Oh, wait, you're not going there. You're going straight to jail after I'm done with you!"
When he took to the skies to dodge the barrage of webs, Spider-Man saw the perfect opportunity to finally hit the ground. And luckily for them, they were right around a police station.
"Go! I'll take care of him!" Peter ordered as he put Osborn down. With a nod, he ran towards the officers who led him in when they saw the situation.
"No!" Vulture yelled, trying to get him before he could get inside. "Oh, no, you don't!" But just before he could get him, Spider-Man shot himself towards him by two webs and kicked him away, again.
"Get inside already!" He yelled and they weren't keen on arguing. Gwen frowned behind "Don't you think I should have gone with them too?"
"And missed all this excitement? Hahahaha are you kidding me?!" He dodged with a flip when Vulture came slashing his wing "You just sit back and relax, alright? You already have the best seat, after all."
She squeaked and blushed as he gave her butt a few good, teasing squeezes "P-Peter!" She whisper-yelled shyly, making him laugh "Sorry, sorry! Just couldn't hold myself back!"
She made an annoyed sound, but yelled as Vulture attacked "Damn you!" Needless to say, he only hit the air. His attacks didn't stop however, but each of them was dodged skillfully by Spider-Man thanks to his spectacular Spider-Sense "All because of your interference, I lost my chance at revenge, you pest!"
"Hey, no need for name calling, you bird brain."
"YOU'RE the one who's been calling me names all this time!"
"He kinda has a point, Pete."
"Well, just because I can doesn't mean that you can too! Just like how you can't land a single hit, when I can do this!" He dodged yet another attack before shooting a web right past Vulture and pulling hard, shooting himself at him and landing a brutal hit square in the face.
Hearing a loud cracking sound, they both hissed as he went flying away yet again "Oooh, I don't think Pinocchio's nose is surviving that one. Hold on tight, G! It's time to finish this!"
Swinging after him, he kicked him again before he could get himself together. Letting go of his web, he jumped on Vulture's back and led him face first into a building wall. But he didn't just crash him into it. He made him fly while scraping against the brick wall.
"Damn you!!!" Vulture screamed in pain, giving a harsh spin to get him off and cut him with his wing. But Spider-Man jumped away and dodged, before shooting two webs at the wall behind the old man and pulled "Time to end this, old man."
He kicked him into the wall again, before shooting another web at a higher point of the building and swinging up from it straight to the rooftop with Vulture stuck to his feet. Not after he crashed him onto the roof though.
He jumped away and finally let go of the beaten and bruised Vulture "It's over. Give up." But the groaning old man was surprisingly resilient. With shaky movement, he got up, struggling not to fall straight down "No... no, this cannot be! I can't lose! I refuse to give up!"
Spreading his metallic wings, he leapt again "You might have defeated me this time, Spider-Man! But you haven't seen the last of me yet-" But before he could go far, Spider-Man's webs completely enveloped him in a powerful cocoon.
"Yeah, not one of those heroes, pal." He said dryly before spinning and slamming the old man against the brick doorway of the rooftop with enough force to crack it. He winced as the Vulture's breath was knocked away and his eyes rolled to the back of his head.
As he fell limp on the floor, Spider-Man scratched his head awkwardly "Really need to get a good control over my strength, or I might just turn someone into meat paste if I'm not careful."
"Yeah, that looked like it hurt." Gwen winced "And it probably broke something. Or a few things. By the way, Peter..."
"Hm?"
"Do you mind letting go now?" She spoke slowly, nearly growling. Seemed like she hadn't forgotten about the hand under her fat ass. Peter cursed internally, but played innocent "Hm? Whatcha mean?" And cheekily squeezed her ass again.
"Peter!" She squeaked and slapped his shoulder, making him laugh as he finally but reluctantly let her down "Sorry, sorry! Just couldn't let go without a final feel."
"Hmgh... pervert." She crossed her arms, pouting and blushing as she turned her face away. Grinning widely, he moved to her side "C'mon, Gwen, don't be mad. Please?"
"Hmph." She turned her face to the other side. He grabbed her shoulders gently from behind, smiling apologetically "Gwen~, please? Don't be mad at me. My heart can't take it if you're ever angry at me!"
His smile widened as he saw her lips twitch, fighting back a smile. He knew it, she wasn't actually angry. Just annoyed for being caught off guard. After all, who would be mad at their crush for finding them attractive?
She's had a massive crush on Peter for years now. Forget about being angry at him, she was happy that he liked her curves. Her heart was still beating rapidly, and the heat and feeling of his large hand still lingered on the cheek he was holding on so tightly. Of course, no way in hell would she admit to that.
Seeing his mask somewhat show his apologetic smile and expression, she finally made a show of reluctantly accepting his apology "Fine... I guess I can forgive you, since you had to make sure I wouldn't fall..."
"Yes!" He laughed.
Gwen fought back a smile at the sound of his laughter as she pointed at him with a light glare "But you're not off the hook yet, mister. As an apology, you have to take me around the city until I'm satisfied."
"Sure thing! Whatever you wish for, madam." He made a show of bowing dramatically, making her finally giggle "Your wish is my command."
He smiled at her giggling, before coming up to her ear and cheekily whispering "But I have to admit, you have one amazing ass, Gwen." And quickly pulled back as she grabbed her ear with a massive blush "P-Peter!!"
He simply laughed as he walked towards the unconscious Vulture, not planning to let go of free high tech equipment.